Category: Old Stuff

Old posts here from 1998 – 2003. Frankly, I’m too lazy to sort them, and I don’t think anyone cares, really.

Cat-fight (or W.W.N.D.)?

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Oh man… this one is ugly, and involves a cat that sadly passed away.
No one in their right mind would comment or link to this particular debacle.

Fortunately for everyone, I don’t let silly things like “conventional sanity” and/or “common decency” get in the way of bringing you the very best and most entertaining flame wars on the web…

I’m like a vulture.
Only funnier. :0)Brawl of the Week

Cal (Gammerstang) -vs- Kimberly (Erratic Frog)

Yep… insiders *knew* this was coming…
The story was: Cal gave Kimberly a cat. Kimberly took care of it. The cat recently passed away.

The debate now lies in its cause of death, who’s negligent, and is there a private agenda going on to either get sympathy or trash someone.
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New Elitist bastard on the block…

Posted on by Eric Brooks

Of course I expect 100% of the credit for Mike (aka Cooties) making his meteoric rise to the top of Blogdex yesterday.

Surely the million billion tens of thousands twelve people that visit me every day saw the link, and added it to their site for this surprising last-minute miracle….

Of course, success hasn’t spoiled our humble little Mr. Brown, whose credits to our community include creating the Z-List Blog & ZForum, creating chatrooms (BatChat, Faith’s Chat, etc…), The Pepys Project, and Fun with FormMail abuse….
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So close to the deadline…

Posted on by Eric Brooks

Mike needs to be famous… and fast.

Who am I to deny one of the most under-rated bloggers out there his moment of fame and glory? Today’s the deadline…. please help him out with this link on *YOUR* site.

Would he do it for you?
Probably not.
But this isn’t about you, is it?
Must EVERYTHING BE ABOUT YOU??!!?? ALL THE FRIGGIN’ TIME?????

Jeez. You make me sick.
(Urgency via Sherri)

Newspapers in Edukashun

Posted on by Eric Brooks

Another day of triumph and proudness today…
But you wont find it here. Because some things are more important than a web page, and a pack of idiots that can give me messages of bravado of what they would do in my situation…

To them I say: Fuck you.
Try *walking a block* in my moccasins, as I know your fat ass would never make the mile…

There, I’m over it, see?

Posted on by Eric Brooks

Thanks guys. I needed a good, long break from the web to get myself back together (what was it, like four hours?).

Tess is back with a Woman Questionnaire.
It’s even funnier than the first!
(Would the person from Minnesota, who went there via this site just to offer the brilliant answer of “Piss Off”, over and over, kindly take your own advice?)

It seems many of you are here from search engines wondering what your rights are…

That would be here: The First Amendment for Dummies.

First time here? Confused?
I should post a permanent link, but here’s my F.A.Q. for now.

I’m expecting company, can’t you tell?

PS: ashrenee7 (rest of email withheld), since your emails keep bouncing back, I had to remove you from my “notify” list. Who the hell are you, anyway?

An ambiguous post… just for you.

Posted on by Eric Brooks

YOU SUCK!
YOU THINK EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS ABOUT YOU!!!
I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER SECOND OF YOUR WHINING AND DRIVELING “POOR ME” BULLSHIT!

Whine! Whine! Whine! Whine! Whine! Whine!

Yeah I’m fucking talking to you!!!!
(No not *you*. You’ll flame me out of existence… I mean this to the little wimp behind you.)

How much more of your nauseating crap are you planning on putting us through, anyway? On and on about crap that nobody cares about.
(No I’m not really talking about you. It *IS* directed toward the big guy that can flame me out of existence, but I’m such a non-assertive chickenshit with confrontational issues, that I’d rather hurt everyone else’s feelings instead? Hope you understand.)

YAWN! YOU! SUCK!!!!!
DON’T LIKE IT? STOP COMING HERE, ASSHOLE!!!!!

Premonitions…

Posted on by Eric Brooks

Jeezus! I’ve been asleep for a half-hour when I just jolted out of bed with a horrific vision:

A little boy, dark hair, wearing all blue, crossing a street.
A greyish/dark green van just mowed him down.

The thing is, the van didn’t even stop. He went under, and at least two wheels ran over him. And there wasn’t a damn thing we could do about it!

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