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Spotlighting some cool sites I come across. I think you’ll like them too!
http://www.boobiethon.com
They’re looking for:
– Donors
– Bloggers to submit their boobs
TOTALTO DATE: $3,110.00
– Total Raised For Susan G. Komen For The Cure: $3,110.00
– Total Raised For The KatScan Fund: $500.00
(And it’s barely been over 24 hours!!!)
I say if you’re going to do a great cause, make it fun right?
I’ve been an avid supporter of theirs since 2002, and every year they exceed their goals… go check em out!
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!!!
Do you live in the Poconos and looking for a great online community to mingle with? Check out Our Pocono Community. It has news, resources, a hi-tech chatroom, an arcade and a group of vibrant personalities on their message board, The Pocono Speakeasy.
I’ll be adding this to my Pocono web design section today. Truth be told, I’m kinda proud of my contributions to it. There’s still more tweaks to do and 70 more arcade games to add… but it’s got the EricBrooks.Com Seal of Approval. 😀
Hope the marriage thing is going well and thank you for not making a website dedicated to hating me….. 😀
Gawd knows there’s plenty of them out there already. *eyeroll*
Finally an idea whose time has come!
High-Heeled Shoes with GPS for Prostitutes
No more worrying where your ho’s be at. You can lock in on their location and decide if they need a good bitch-slappin’ later.
Also found on TrendHunter.Com:
Ms Dewey – The Human Search Engine
While not winning the hearts of many tech people… I gotta say, MS. DEWEY IS FUCKING SEXY!!!!!
Lots of personality, kind of comments on your search query keeps you entertained… (even taps on your monitor glass if you’re idle too long).
Hey I did a search for Eric Brooks and (beside some comment about eating a lot of cheeseburgers and gaining 40 lbs), I was the first two entries!!!
And did I mention she’s fucking sexy?
But I’ve finally taken some time to make a wordpress theme for this site.
My original wordpress blog was heavily customized, and of COURSE I never take notes to remember what I changed. (DUH).
In other news, the BOOBIETHON is in full swing. We at Problem Adults made an initial donation, and members are continuing to donate funds and photos. We even have the site done up with Pink Ribbons in the fight against breast cancer.
Betty Bowers reviews ‘Ann Coulter’s: Godless’
HAW HAW! Oh forget anything I can say about that anorexic loon, Betty Bowers does it so much better!
"Let’s be honest: Reading a book about religion from Ann Coulter is tantamount to reading a book about dieting from Michael Moore. After all, who wants to be lectured about not being Christian enough by an almost-50 year-old boozehound in a black leather miniskirt who has never been married?"
Wait there’s more…
Go read it. The right-wing must be so proud of her…
PS: For those who missed the crock-u-drama, “The Path to 9/11”, the White House website has some of the deleted scenes you missed because all Good Americans™ watched football that night instead. 😀
Here you go, antique lovers and garage sale fans:
Raiders of the Lost Garage!
It’s a blog where they sell items they’ve acquired from garages and estates. Why surf the endless oceans of E-bay when they have their items neatly categorized right there? Go check ’em, out. Book them and add them to your blogroll… you never know what they’ll get (or what contests they’ll run) next!
HAW! HAW! What else is new?
There was a power outage in L.A. on Saturday, they’ve been under constant malicious hacker attacks (one which Tom urged everyone to upgrade their Flash Player.)
Shit happens. I’ve had sites down for days. It gets ugly! But there’s nothing you can do about it. If you ask me, they wont be back for a few days (if anything, expect intermittent service)…
So me? The opportunistic bastard that I am… I’ve decided that I am taking advantage of Technorati’s 2nd biggest search query to say one simple thing….
God… don’t go back to your shitty LiveJournals… PLEASE!
All the cool kids are at Problem Adults right now….
PS: Comments are off until I get control of this site back from comment spammers… you wouldn’t believe the crap I’ve been getting hit with here, my guestbooks, and even my contact forms! Jerkoffs!
Die, Comment Spammers, Die!
Live, from my guestbook, I am pleased to introduce…
A must in all gOdOfMiScHiEf arsenals is the ability to clear out a room… and this stuff reportedly STANKS even inside the bottle!!!!
Prank on the Future In-Laws reported 09 March 2006“As soon as I received this stuff I was giddy, almost too giddy. So the first place I wanted to try it out? — my girlfriend’s house, since her parents have dealt an enormous amount of hell for her the past year for living at home for free, I thought it would be a perfect place to unleash my Liquid Ass fury. I didn’t put that much on — I sprayed just like you guys said — in a sweeping motion.
Man, that house smelled like ASS! It was the funniest thing i’ve ever experienced in my entire life. Her mom was asking everyone to check their shoes, and was getting into a fight with her dad saying he must have drug in dog shit. I swear, not laughing was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.
Your product is the greatest thing ever created.
– Ken Donaberger”
If you don’t think this is the funniest thing you’ve seen in the last five minutes…
1. You are a traitor and should be immediately shipped to Guantanamo Bay or Abu Ghraib (your choice)
or…
2, You saw something REALLY F**king funny five minutes ago (So never mind)
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