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Oh yeah… much joy in Pennsyltucky today. 😀
Say Goodbye to Senator Rick (“I’m a closet case that thinks gay marriage will lead to bestiality and NAMBLA”) Santorum (R)…. one of President Bush’s strongest allies….
UNEMPLOYED!
Continue reading “America… FUCK YEAH! (or Diebold with a Vengeance)”
Nah. Not really.
It just proves Kerry still sucks at cracking jokes.
Well, Kerry just plain sucks if you want me to be more specific.
What was supposed to be a crack at the “Commander-in-Chimp” (who has an entire WEBSITE dedicated to his verbal misfirings)… well FrankenKerry fucked the whole delivery of the joke up. What do you expect from a guy who blew 2004? Move on Democrats.
Jon Stewart is relieved to know his job is still safe. 😀
Continue reading “John Kerry blows it (again) Republicans WIN!”
Finally an idea whose time has come!
High-Heeled Shoes with GPS for Prostitutes
No more worrying where your ho’s be at. You can lock in on their location and decide if they need a good bitch-slappin’ later.
Also found on TrendHunter.Com:
Ms Dewey – The Human Search Engine
While not winning the hearts of many tech people… I gotta say, MS. DEWEY IS FUCKING SEXY!!!!!
Lots of personality, kind of comments on your search query keeps you entertained… (even taps on your monitor glass if you’re idle too long).
Hey I did a search for Eric Brooks and (beside some comment about eating a lot of cheeseburgers and gaining 40 lbs), I was the first two entries!!!
And did I mention she’s fucking sexy?
You can always change the look on this site. It might encourage me to make more designs for the site. 😀
The site’s been “skinned” for quite a few years now, but I never made it public. Also on my list is revamping a lot of my Phoenix Scripts. Brought back the “Users Online” script, added upload functions to the backend and even made CAPTCHAS for my guestbook and contact pages to control the spam (UGH!).
This site’s been falling apart for some time now. A little maintenance is in order.
While it’s been powering my site for over three years now, I’ve mostly used the PHP/Myadmin in the back to make updates (making a front end interface seems even harder than the original scripting.)
But well…
TAAAA DAAAA! All done up in purple, royal blue and silver, it’s making my life so much easier. It even has a “Smart Installer” that does all the work for you (for a few modules so far).
After long thought I’ve decided to keep it proprietary and for select friends and clients only. Who needs the hassle of offering strangers support and upgrades? Besides and it’s so much easier for me to make custom jobs without worrying about hacker exploits after it’s open source.
Much gratitude to Master Programmer Kyle DeFranco for helping me with a few problems with my login section today. 😀
But hey, you want a political site, showcase, online store or real estate site made by me?
Talk to me…. 😉
As caught by several sources….
Fair and Balanced… my ass.
Nice try O’Reilly, but we all know this child predator scumbag is a Republican, not a Democrat.
AP has done the same thing. Hard to believe it’s an accident. More like trying to divert the short attention spans of the same dumb people that vote straight down the Republican side instead of voting for the best person for the job.
DUH! 😛
Remember people, Republicans like Mark Foley love the little children..
The only hopes of the GOP halting their death spiral in the polls is to feed him to the wolves and make the case that gay people are dangerous.
Not so.
Many studies have proven that predators and pedophiles are OVERWHELMINGLY heterosexual. Not homosexual. But why would Mark Foley feel so comfortable as a Republican given their anti-gay stance?
Well, this page has a long list of Republican pedophiles, predators and people willing to cover it up.
(Including my old buddy Mark Pazuhanich, wow, doesn’t that make you proud!)
Gee, maybe GOP stands for “Grand Ol’ Pedophiles“?
And you wonder why more people trust the Democrats these days?
Had enough, America?
P.S. The Rude Pundit takes on Drudge’s silly claims that the Foley IM’s were just a prank. HAW! HAW!!!!
But I’ve finally taken some time to make a wordpress theme for this site.
My original wordpress blog was heavily customized, and of COURSE I never take notes to remember what I changed. (DUH).
In other news, the BOOBIETHON is in full swing. We at Problem Adults made an initial donation, and members are continuing to donate funds and photos. We even have the site done up with Pink Ribbons in the fight against breast cancer.
Pardon the appearance, but I decided to get with the times and upgrade to the latest WordPress to combat the ridiculous amount of comment spam I get here. Up until now, I had the ORIGINAL version of WordPress (and highly customized) here… and I can’t TAKE having to delete over 3,000 crap comments per day. Even worse is sifting through them to find the 2 or three legitimate comments.
Of course, the newest WordPress is a whole new ballgame, now it’s designed to use themes so I have to figure out how to design a look that’s uniform with the rest of the site and get all my other scripts to work on this page.
But hey… I’m a designer, and this is what I do, right?
So far my inbox has been incredibly grateful by the lack of spam. 😀
Next will be a rewrite of my guestbook and mailing list scripts.
Comment spammers… you are SO screwed now.
Betty Bowers reviews ‘Ann Coulter’s: Godless’
HAW HAW! Oh forget anything I can say about that anorexic loon, Betty Bowers does it so much better!
"Let’s be honest: Reading a book about religion from Ann Coulter is tantamount to reading a book about dieting from Michael Moore. After all, who wants to be lectured about not being Christian enough by an almost-50 year-old boozehound in a black leather miniskirt who has never been married?"
Wait there’s more…
Go read it. The right-wing must be so proud of her…
PS: For those who missed the crock-u-drama, “The Path to 9/11”, the White House website has some of the deleted scenes you missed because all Good Americans™ watched football that night instead. 😀
You know, moron…
You don’t really think things through, do you?
If I’m this irritating and obnoxious while I’m alive, what do you think I’ll be like as a ghost haunting your silly ass for a long, boring eternity?
You’ll never want to take your clothes off or be alone in a dark room EVER AGAIN.
Be careful what you wish for, cupcake. *EvilGrin* 😀
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