Now with FOX News spin action

Who was the President then?
Oh, right a Democrat. The people with such a silly irrational fear of commies that we needed to fight two wars in Southeast Asia because of it. 

Funny how any screw ups involving Republicans is stated “Republican”, yet monumental fuck ups of epic proportions like “Vietnam”, “Putting Saddam in power”, and the “Hostage crisis”… it’s simply billed as “American” mistakes.

– Erox, the merciless –

That’s right, kiddies… in the spirit of debate, and for a limited time only, watch me defend the Bush administration, the Iraq war, and trash Democrats in ways Michele, Acidman and Glen Reynolds can only dream.
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Drinking the Kool-Aid™

For those that don’t quite get the reference (but are afraid to ask), it’s basically the new catch phrase being tossed around on all sides of the political spectrum.

It’s in reference to the 1978 mass suicides in Jonestown, Guyana by the cult of Reverend Jim Jones. They believed his every word, they slaughtered a Congressman and his entourage, and they drank cyanide-laced kool-aid… because Rev. Jim said so.

Whatta RUSH™ flavored... mmmm!To make this new phrase easier for Americans to understand, Kool-Aid has a new line of flavors

So when you’re a lefty buying in to all of the silly 9/11 conspiracy theories because no one in the White House is talking… you’re “drinking the Kool-Aid

If you’re a winger following this administration without question because at least no one is getting nookie in the Oval Office and lying under oath about it… you’re “drinking the Kool-Aid

(via Blunted on Reality)
Me? I drink Coca Cola exclusively.
How about you?

Getting the job done…

State Representative Kelly Lewis’ campaign site.

KellyLewis.ComIf all you see is a graphic that says “Launching March 1st”… well, that aint it (and don’t ask!). The new site is currently in propagation and you’ll see it in the next day or two. There will be tons of stuff added in the next few weeks, some PHP magic and my pushing some scripts FAR beyond the limits it was originally designed for.

We all worked together on The Reasons for Christmas Project, which helped raise money for an organization that helps homeless families get back on their feet.

I’m pleased and honored to be a part of the team again.

He’s a good man, good for this county… and he really does “Get the job done”.

(Well in all fairness, with a lot of help FROM his staff too. With all of the issues they have to deal with in this screwed-up ‘burg… It’s easy to spot me and his right-hand man, Jon, at the local diner… we’re the “really tired-looking guys” ready to zonk out INTO our lunches. zzzzzz *THUD*) :0)

Fun with the liberal media vol1

Anyone in the Pennsylvania area that has Blue Ridge Cable saw something interesting on the news tonight.

Are you gonna believe the media, or are you gonna believe me?
Good!

My friends work maintenance at Mountain Laurel Center for the Performing Arts.  A lot has changed since the glorious summer opening featuring Tom Ridge and the Philharmonic. I’m not too terribly comfortable talking about it, I’ve discussed it in my newsletter over the summer…

… but well, let’s just say “The Fat Lady is about to sing” over there, ok?

So Blue Ridge’s news crew was there (and denied access), my friends are moving computers, spot the cameras and their high-powered microphones, and One says out loud: “Do you want to bring these computers were stealing to your house or mine?”

Of course it’s been aired in its entirety. Sound and all. (*SNORT*)
Our phones have been ringing off the hook all day.
No charges have been filed on the two burglars yet. :0)


It’s all pretty sad, but I’m not ready to declare Mt. Laurel officially dead just yet.
Millions in grants and taxpayer dollars have been poured INTO it, and obviously it was run by incompetent morons.

Rather than pull for local support, they gambled on the New York, New Jersey, Philly crowd to pay New York prices to go to a place in the middle of nowhere.

Ask Lambchop what it was like trying to find my house last Spring. Mt. Laurel is the complex just before that, down the road. Tell me, ANYONE unfamiliar with the area will ever find the place? Duh.

Bill Watson offers a hilarious overview of “Mt. Laurel Center for Old Farts” in the latest EPCN. It offers a lot of of helpful ideas for Season two… and I hope SOMEONE is listening.

…I’m talking about those who aren’t going to jail, of course.

Catching up…

Jeez…
February was just too short. I still have so much I want to do on this site.

I’m just getting around to catching up on a few sites. I have some really great news, but I’m not ready to share it. (No we’re NOT HAVING another baby! What the hell are YOU smoking???).

So instead, I’ll just point you elsewhere:

  • Jet has a really good and thought-provoking post about The Passion of the Christ. (I’ll be working something up eventually. It would help if I see it too. Ya think?)
  • Tina is asking for you to send some prayers in her general direction. She’ll redirect it FROM there.
  • Wouldn’t hurt to send some prayers and good vibes over to Suzette, as her mom isn’t doing very well.
  • For the designer geek in you, Zeldman (and A List Apart) announces “Drop Shadows in CSS”… sweet!
  • For more geeky 3D fun, I found the ParaMatrix 3D Menu program in my referrers.
  • The Best (and Worst) of April Fool’s Day – Just released at Urban Legends….Since it’s the only OFFICIAL holiday this site recognizes, I figure I should give you guys a month to get some ideas… (“In 1998, Burger King Released ‘Left Handed Whoppers’…”) hahahaha!!!
  • More later…

    Ghosts of the past, conflicts of the present

    There’s lots of new changes on the site whether you see it or not. For starters, the site is “skinned”. I’m in the process of making a back-end CMS (content management system) that controls my links, fonts, and now the guestbook.

    As you can see, I haven’t added the “Sign my book” function yet. And as you can tell FROM the most recent date… it’s been awhile. It’s almost painful to read some of the entries and remember what they were for.

    A lot of history here.


    No, I’m still off until March… and with a series of brand new redesigns. But a few things have come up…

    A ghost FROM the past has come back to haunt me in the form of a legal action next month that requires my undivided attention. The fact is, this case shouldn’t be. Of course, you know how the court system in PA works:

    1. Plaintiff open his mouth.
    2. Judge looks at defendant.
    3. Defendant has to prove their innocence.

    I’ve never seen such stupid horseshit in my life. I have to prove this dickhead has no case, rather than the judge asking what evidence the plaintiff has to justify wasting our time. Otherwise I have to deal with my stuff being auctioned again to pay whatever the judge awards this clown just for filling out three forms and showing up.

    Oh yeah, and he’s in a wheelchair too. Tell me how my odds are.


    I’m torn here…

    I’ve always been enamored by the concept of us all HAVING a sense of “community”. Aside FROM the typical things that communities do, like get together, have barbeques and block parties and good times…

    … there comes times when you have to take out the trash.

    Some people rise to the occasion, and some people don’t. I remember the outrage when we heard that a married adult blogger asked an underage girl to masturbate on her web cam, when another turned out to be a manipulative prick that hurt people and hid behind their charisma, when another led us to believe she had a daughter dying of cancer…

    The list goes on over the years. The offending parties end up being chased to the outskirts of town with torches and pitchforks… and we never hear FROM them again.

    In a strange, ironic twist… a post FROM a dear, sweet friend showed up in my referrals today to remind me that there are people that care… and there are people there for you when you need them.

    There’s more to it though. Lots more. You can ask anyone that gets involved… there’s a price to pay. You get the “Why don’t you mind your business?” email harassment. You make enemies for life. If you don’t get enough backup, you get the shit kicked out of you for all to see.

    Been there done that. More times than I care to remember.

    It’s a big-ass community now. The stakes get higher and higher.
    Do we start taking the “mind your business” route?
    Do we take it when we stand more to lose than gain?
    Do we do it even after we’ve been burnt so many times in the past?

    I don’t want to give out particulars just yet (it’s not political, ok?). I’m very interested in what you think.

    Is it worth it to get involved in the web community anymore?
    Is it time for some of us to hang up our badges as “Net Police”?
    You can even post anonymously and/or not leave an email.

    Happy New Year!!! (Screw you 2003… I’m going home!)

    HOLY SHIT!!!
    NO SMOKING!
    FOX News would like to remind visitors to NYC that there is a smoking ban in effect, except on designated street corners.
    When Mayor Bloomberg says “No smoking on the streets”… HE MEANS IT!!!

    “In other news, pop superstar Michael Jackson again finds himself in legal trouble when authorities in Santa Barbara ORDER him fingerprinted and booked on charges of ‘extreme creepiness, even for California.’

    Jackson’s attorney expresses outrage, telling a press conference that his client ‘doesn’t even HAVE fingerprints.’…”

    Dave Barry’s 2003 Year in review
    … end this joke of a year with a laugh, I say.

    HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!

    Added 01/01/04 – Or you can travel back to a simpler time, four years ago, when redneck survivalists were at the bottom of the Y2K food chain.

    Y2K Mike: The first great practical joke of the 21st Century.. An EricBrooks.Com® classic!

    Brother can you spare a dime?

    If you’re one of those “Charity begins at home”-types that prefer to help an American in need, well here’s your chance:

    While bouncing through Michele’s comments, I stumbled onto Gary Farber and his site. This gentleman is trying to raise money to keep FROM being evicted. He’s been down on his luck, out of work, and has a matter of days to make rent. More details on his site. I thought I’d spread the word.

    Jon reports The Reasons for Christmas Project is still selling, go figure! A sale FROM Italy just came through the website today.

    While continuing my segways in this post… I sent your copies of the CD out today. Better late than never?

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