WHUZZUP!

Sinko Da Mayo!!!

Posted on Wednesday May 5, 2004Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

WOOOO WEE!!!!!

Yep, it’s time to party… Cinco de Mayo is here!!!!
Commemorating when the outgunned and outnumbered Mexicans kicked Napoleon the Turd’s Imperialistic ass on May 5th, 1862.

Like St. Patrick’s day, it’s now a day where we all kick back and drink ourselves INTO a stupor.

Looking at other news…
What’s this? The Iraqis think it’s Halloween!??!
You silly Iraqis!!!! Oh hoh!!! Look at this guy…. “LOOKIE! I’m Batman… WOOOO.

You guys…
Anyway you can see the Iraqis and Americans whooping it up for Cinco de Mayo Halloween at The Memory Hole.

See? Saddam is no longer around to torture and humiliate you guys any more…

Aren’t you glad we came?

Hey… what’s the Geneva Convention mean among friends, anyway?

Webbieworld

Posted on Monday May 3, 2004Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

I made this crazy lil' guy for a business called "La Tortilla Loca" a few years back
It’s raining, damp and dismal here in the Poconos…
BUT HEY…. IT’S TRES DE MAYO!!!!!! Partaaaaaay!!!!!

I’m sure I’m opening up a can of worms here… but I always loved Webbieworld.

For those that don’t remember in 2001, I got busted by two pathetic individuals with too much time on their hands for cheating my way INTO the top spot at Webbieworld, a portal by programming guru Mark McConnell.
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Eric Brooks

Happy Uno de Mayo!

Posted on Saturday May 1, 2004Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

I am SEEEEEERIOUSLY backlogged with work and major life changes… but I thought I’d CHECK in with the three people still coming here. (Actually the Gay Marriage rant is getting quite lively, and the comments are still coming… wait until I unload the sequel!)

I made this crazy lil' guy for a business called "La Tortilla Loca" a few years back
All the resorts here in the Poconos are kicking off Cinco de Mayo celebrations this weekend… And, well, we need little or no reason to find an excuse to party and celebrate here…

HAPPY UNO DE MAYO EVERYONE!!!!
TORTILLAS, TACOS AND CORONA BEER FOR EVERYBODY!!!!

Eric Brooks

Primary Day

Posted on Tuesday April 27, 2004Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Well, while I realize primaries don’t float too many people’s boats… All of Washington has their eyes on PA tonight.

Why? The Senator’s race between incumbent Arlen Specter and challenger Pat Toomey. It’s kind of a weird race, and it’s proven my point all year long that there are “two” Republican parties…

Toomey is the “other” Republican party, the NeoCons.
Specter is a moderate… in other words, MY party.
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Eric Brooks

Unforgiven

Posted on Friday April 23, 2004Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Ever meet someone who asks several things of you…

…and if you happen to miss accomplishing just one, they make you feel like you shouldn’t have done anything at all? Conveniently forgotten everything you’ve done for them so they can paint you as a spawn of Satan to get sympathy FROM others?

I’m surrounded by people like that every day.
People who are all too ready to believe the worst about me too.
No matter how outlandish. It’s me. They can’t stand me… ergo it MUST be true.
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Eric Brooks

Happy Birthday, Bitch!

Posted on Tuesday April 20, 2004Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Another one of those no-comment posty-thingys….

That’s so you can head on over and wish the Anti-Social Bitch a HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Or…Send her an E-Card (I couldn’t make that any easier unless I sent the damn card out FOR you.)

50 greetings or more and Ms. ASB has promised to send me pics of herself in her birthday suit! Of course I’m not supposed to pass them around…

… but you’d think some people should know me better by now. :0)

Eric Brooks

A woman like this can ruin a man…

Posted on Friday April 16, 2004Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

… if he’s lucky!

(This and other hilariously cruel t-shirts can be found here.)

BONUS TRACK: New in SoApBoX – “An Open Letter To Landover Baptist Church“

Eric Brooks

Sorry, can’t resist

Posted on Thursday April 15, 2004Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

“One thing is for certain, though, about me, and the world has learned this: When I say something, I mean it. And the credibility of the United States is incredibly important for keeping world peace and freedom.”

– President Bush – 04/13/04

Hoo boy.

Trust, Don’t Verify – Bush’s incredible definition of credibility (Slate)
Read it already, George (Reverend Mykeru)
And for the “Bush inherited the recession” crowd, Blunted on Reality offers rock-solid proof the recession began in March 2001 (A little after Slick Willie’s reign).

It’s not been a good week, has it?
As Robin Williams once said: “Reality, what a concept!”

Personally, I never touch the stuff.

Eric Brooks

That the best you got???

Posted on Wednesday April 14, 2004Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

It appears some naughty little monkey or two has been HAVING fun in my Guestbook. In the past week or so, I’ve had to DELETE several hundred entries where they just keep pressing “submit”.

I figure it’s more than one because every 2nd or third IP address is the same (yes, I have your IP’s. Read the source code on the Guestbook page, Sherlock.).

Of course since I have an enemy list 2 miles wide I won’t speculate, and I never bothered to run trace routes on your lame ass. I put in a few safeguards, and quite frankly you barely register on my radar as a “nuisance”.

Perhaps if I’m bored one day, I may hunt you down and suck your eyeballs out.
No promises.

I just wanted to use this as an excuse to mention my Guestbook, and I’ll be bringing back the “Guestbook FROM Heaven/Hell” real soon.

I may rig it so the screen explodes in a spammer’s face.
If only I can stop giggling at that thought long enough to write the code.

Eric Brooks

Easter Bunny Dead in Bizzare Hunting Accident

Posted on Monday April 12, 2004Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Photo/Associated Press
By PETER GOESINYA

AP Sportswriter

STONECREST, PA (AP) – Well kids, enjoy that basket you just got and try and make that candy last for a good, long time.

Two hunters, identified only as “Jerry and Bob”, called the Guinness Book of World Records yesterday to let them know that they just “bagged the biggest f**king rabbit we’ve ever seen”.

The Guinness people realized immediately what happened and notified the police.

The victim was identified as Peter J. Cottontail (672 C.E. – 2004 C.E.), a large supernatural rabbit/human hybrid known and loved by children the world over as “The Easter Bunny”. Cottontail was pronounced dead on the scene FROM shotgun wounds to his chest and abdomen.

Police have held the two hunters on charges of man(-rabbit hybrid)slaughter, hunting without a license, hunting out of season, criminal tresspassing, and “typical redneck stupidity”.

Police report that these two men were arrested back in January, 2000, when they locked their friend up in a Y2K Shelter for nearly two weeks and led him to believe the world was destroyed.

Charges were never filed when it was discovered by a court-appointed psychiatrist that the men had an I.Q. of 85…

…combined.

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