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Mike needs to be famous… and fast.
Who am I to deny one of the most under-rated bloggers out there his moment of fame and glory? Today’s the deadline…. please help him out with this link on *YOUR* site.
Would he do it for you?
Probably not.
But this isn’t about you, is it?
Must EVERYTHING BE ABOUT YOU??!!?? ALL THE FRIGGIN’ TIME?????
Jeez. You make me sick.
(Urgency via Sherri)
Another day of triumph and proudness today…
But you wont find it here. Because some things are more important than a web page, and a pack of idiots that can give me messages of bravado of what they would do in my situation…
To them I say: Fuck you.
Try *walking a block* in my moccasins, as I know your fat ass would never make the mile…
Thanks guys. I needed a good, long break from the web to get myself back together (what was it, like four hours?).
Tess is back with a Woman Questionnaire.
It’s even funnier than the first!
(Would the person from Minnesota, who went there via this site just to offer the brilliant answer of “Piss Off”, over and over, kindly take your own advice?)
It seems many of you are here from search engines wondering what your rights are…
That would be here: The First Amendment for Dummies.
First time here? Confused?
I should post a permanent link, but here’s my F.A.Q. for now.
I’m expecting company, can’t you tell?
PS: ashrenee7 (rest of email withheld), since your emails keep bouncing back, I had to remove you from my “notify” list. Who the hell are you, anyway?
I wonder why we wait so long to realize how much someone means to us? Why does it always happen when it’s too late?
Continue reading “The End”
Oh. My. Gawd.
Did anyone else have a completely off-kilter day today?
May I take a moment to bitch and moan, here?
*lights cigarette*
Get your butts over to Skarlet, and cheer her up.
She needs it. That’s all you need to know.
Come armed with jokes, goofy links and Pecan pie.
Uhm…Excuse me????
Where are you going with the pecan pie?
Did I **SAY** the Pecan pie was for HER???
Michele has them. Rachel has them. I want them.
No. Not hooters…
Testimonials… and I think they’re cool.
I was on the phone with Kimberly (of Benign Vertigo/Erratic Frog Fame) last week, and we were chuckling over her “Why? Because you’re an Überdick.” line.
Yes, I thought that was hilarious.
Flaming someone with a certain panache seems like a lost art these days. :0)
I also have Matt Rossi’s classic “Festering Balls of Jesus, we’re all gonna die!” of almost three years ago on MetaFilter.
Anybody want to come up with some fun testimonials for me? I’ll have two or three run randomly with links to you…
I’d do it myself, but in case you haven’t noticed by the lame posts here lately… we’re kind of tapping a burnt-out dry well here.
The funnier, nastier, and more creative the better.
(I have a feeling John is going to have us all pissing our pants in this one.)
Thanks, and have a day!
-e-
Harry Potter – Fucking awesome. Better than the first (which was pretty damn good too.)
To the old bitches that kept “shusshing me” as I tried to tell friend something a few rows down, and the people that had a problem with my smoking:
Fuck You!
How rude can people get????
After four hours of no comments, the fair citizens of CyberTown have spoken:
Nobody cares about “The Web argument that never ends”
Therefore neither do I.
Time to move on.
You will hear about it no more here.
Therefore, I will resume all the fun and usual antics here, when I get back from seeing Harry Potter at the movies today.
(Comments are still set to “Flamewar Mode”, in case anyone pulls any funny bidness…. I’ll change that when I get back)
“Every time I try to get out… THEY PULL ME BACK IN!”
– Michael Corleone, Godfather III –
No Lee, you’re not perfect. If it’s any consolation to you, neither am I.
(I could add on “No one is”, but that would make me judgmental, wouldn’t it?)
Continue reading “Do I, or don’t I?”
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