Dumb Stories this Week

Owner: Man tried to hide guitar in pants (AP)
AP – The guitar-shaped bulge in Morgan Conatser’s clothing tipped off a music store owner that there might be a crime in progress. Clifton Lovell, owner of Guitars and Cadillacs on U.S. Highway 71 in De Queen, was talking with a customer last week when he saw Conatser, 29, walking out of the store.

Holiday shoppers keep buying during fire (AP)
AP – An electrical fire that filled a department store with thick smoke didn’t deter holiday shoppers, and firefighters had to block the doors to keep customers from coming in, authorities said.

Court: OK to gossip behind boss’ back (AP)
AP – It’s OK to use derogatory and vulgar language about your superiors in the office as long as it is done behind their backs, a Malaysian court has ruled.

Officers keep record of beautiful women (AP)
AP – Two Swedish border control officers risk disciplinary action for keeping a photo collection of “exceptionally beautiful” women that passed through their checkpoint, police officials said Tuesday.


And probably the dumbest story of all….

MySpace to Purge Sex Offenders
MySpace announced today it will begin searching its 100 million-plus user list for people listed in a national database of sex offenders.


Now you may ask, why do I think that’s dumb? Sure it sounds good at face value, but as it was discussed elsewhere, I have to agree with the Wired article that MySpace is taking the easy way out and giving everyone a false sense of security. Law enforcement could have watched their every move with this new sophisticated technology, but now they’re just kicked out into the darkness to prey elsewhere.

And what’s stopping the predators from coming back under fake names and addresses? Not MySpace’s problem. MySpace “at least did something about the problem”, remember?
Out of sight, out of mind.

And of COURSE sickos will respect their Terms of Service and not come back. Surely they’ll follow the rules… right?
Way to go, MySpace!

UH OH!

The all-new cast

As you can see, I’ve been spending a lot of time upgrading/repairing the place. Trying to optimize the site for better search engine placement for Web Designers in the Poconos.

The all-new CyberPalPlans are in the works to bring back the “Free Stuff” section. That was always popular, and as you recall I had to shut it down for a while. I also want to highlight my 3D work and what better way to do that than to make a “Meet The Cast” section on the site:

Of course there’s CyberPal… I’ve recently redone him and remapped his head for better rendering.

Bozilla The ClownThere’s also a new Bozilla the Clown, done up in Michael 3, but making his clothes fit his fat ass is a pain (then again, the P4 version was a hassle too. Definite discrimination against the “calorically-challenged” in the 3D world!)

But the piece de resistance is our lovely SpokesModel and my cyber-sidekick, Randi… who translated to Victoria 3 almost flawlessly… is she still a hottie, or what?

Our site's Spokesmodel, Randi

Also scheduled to be featured will be Stress-Man, as well as the Vixens from ClubX (Jeanna, Miss Demeanor and Dixie). And all of the textures, morphs, props and playsets will be available in the new Free Stuff section.

TORNADO WATCH!

And your little dog too!!!!WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

My very first tornado is blowing through town as I write this. πŸ˜€

I keep sneaking out of the building to watch the lightning and the torrential rain…. this is SO FRIGGIN COOL!!!! In fact I have to drive home in it now.

So, I won’t be back online until Monday, so if anything should happen to me, I want you to know one thing:

I never liked you.

OK seriously, the worst is over I should be able to make it home ok without flooding or a tree coming down on me, or the E-Mobileβ„’ being hurtled in the air with Dorothy’s house and a few cows…

But no, really… I never liked you.

Protecting your site from a ‘Joe Job’

http://www.sitepoint.com/article/sabotage-coping-joe-job

If you’ve ever had anyone spoof your website email and spam people in your name, you need to check this out:

Essentially, a Joe Job is a very crude form of identity theft. Your email address is used as the “sender’s address” in most cases, and your Website URL is advertised, but an especially diligent and vicious attacker may even use your name in the signature of the message. The email will not only be sent to thousands, hundreds of thousands, or millions of addresses, but it will be sent multiple times — possibly dozens or hundreds — to each recipient before the attack ends.

Dillian Thomas from BoxedArt.Com writes a great article with what you and your clients need to do to protect yourselves.

(Btw… that’s JOE job, with a “J“… you don’t want one of these. trust me.)

America… FUCK YEAH! (or Diebold with a Vengeance)

Oh yeah… much joy in Pennsyltucky today. πŸ˜€

Say Goodbye to Senator Rick (“I’m a closet case that thinks gay marriage will lead to bestiality and NAMBLA”) Santorum (R)…. one of President Bush’s strongest allies….

UNEMPLOYED!


Continue reading “America… FUCK YEAH! (or Diebold with a Vengeance)”

John Kerry blows it (again) Republicans WIN!

Nah. Not really.

It just proves Kerry still sucks at cracking jokes.
Well, Kerry just plain sucks if you want me to be more specific.

What was supposed to be a crack at the “Commander-in-Chimp” (who has an entire WEBSITE dedicated to his verbal misfirings)… well FrankenKerry fucked the whole delivery of the joke up. What do you expect from a guy who blew 2004? Move on Democrats.

Jon Stewart is relieved to know his job is still safe. πŸ˜€

See? Soldurs R not dum! They got a good edyacashen!
As reported in this morning’s NY Post, the National Guard in Minnesota shows us
the troops have a great sense of humor… God Bless ’em. HAW! HAW!!! πŸ˜€

Continue reading “John Kerry blows it (again) Republicans WIN!”

Yo, where my bitches at?

Pimp McDaddyFinally an idea whose time has come!

High-Heeled Shoes with GPS for Prostitutes

No more worrying where your ho’s be at. You can lock in on their location and decide if they need a good bitch-slappin’ later.

Also found on TrendHunter.Com:

Ms Dewey – The Human Search Engine
While not winning the hearts of many tech people… I gotta say, MS. DEWEY IS FUCKING SEXY!!!!!

Lots of personality, kind of comments on your search query keeps you entertained… (even taps on your monitor glass if you’re idle too long).

Hey I did a search for Eric Brooks and (beside some comment about eating a lot of cheeseburgers and gaining 40 lbs), I was the first two entries!!!

And did I mention she’s fucking sexy?

Feeling nostalgic?

You can always change the look on this site. It might encourage me to make more designs for the site. πŸ˜€
The site’s been “skinned” for quite a few years now, but I never made it public. Also on my list is revamping a lot of my Phoenix Scripts. Brought back the “Users Online” script, added upload functions to the backend and even made CAPTCHAS for my guestbook and contact pages to control the spam (UGH!).

This site’s been falling apart for some time now. A little maintenance is in order.

Phoenix: Reborn

While it’s been powering my site for over three years now, I’ve mostly used the PHP/Myadmin in the back to make updates (making a front end interface seems even harder than the original scripting.)

But well…

Phoenix Content Management System

TAAAA DAAAA! All done up in purple, royal blue and silver, it’s making my life so much easier. It even has a “Smart Installer” that does all the work for you (for a few modules so far).

After long thought I’ve decided to keep it proprietary and for select friends and clients only. Who needs the hassle of offering strangers support and upgrades? Besides and it’s so much easier for me to make custom jobs without worrying about hacker exploits after it’s open source.

Much gratitude to Master Programmer Kyle DeFranco for helping me with a few problems with my login section today. πŸ˜€
But hey, you want a political site, showcase, online store or real estate site made by me?

Talk to me…. πŸ˜‰

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