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Michele addiction?

Posted on Monday November 4, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Oh man.
I wanna ping her in the WORST way.

Though I’ve been an avid reader of Raising Hell (which BobtheCorgi got me into.), and though I’ve heard people rant about her constantly, I never got into her blog until recently…

Brawl of the Week I’ve had the pleasure of watching her knock the shit out of four unnamed bloggers, who performed this whole de-linking ritual of her over her political views. You know, God forbid we run into someone we don’t agree 100% with. We must avoid them at all costs, or we might learn something. I don’t agree with her views on the Iraqi invasion, but hell, I love her style! Plus she handles her hatemail like a pro.

Lo and behold, she is a New Yorker… highly opinionated, rude and brash (gee, what a shock)… like me and many other New Yorkers I know. The only people who seem to understand our kind seems to be the equally rude and brash Chicago-ite, John.

… except we don’t have “listening face”. :0)

So not since Deb and Batgrl have I found myself harboring this unhealthy addiction of popping by a blog several times a day, just to see what’s up. What’s worse is there’s at least one new entry at A Small Victory every time I do it.

I like her blog…
I like her tits…
Mostly, I like the way her demented little mind works.

But can ya lay off the posting there? I really gotta get work done here!

PS: Today is Dan’s birthday. Dan has no comments. We must all chip in and buy Dan comments for his birthday. Happy birthday Dan. (You cheap bastard)

What the people want…

Posted on Friday November 1, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

A simple campaign strategy works wonders:

If you show me your boobs, I will vote for you.
If said boobs should also happen to be attached to a face like Michele’s, I will keep deleting the cookies in my computer and vote for you repeatedly.

Simple.

Now why am I not in this “MOST HAWKISH AND BLOODY-HUNGRY blog in the entire blogosphere” contest on Daily Pundit?

Oh right. Nobody’s ever heard of me.
I’ve really gotta stop changing names and personas.

Perhaps you all remember the gOdOfMiScHiEf, or Rik Havyk? Or perhaps other names I’ve carried throughout history: LoKi, Astaroth, Vlad Tepes…

….DOES FUCKING SATAN RING A BELL??!!!??

*sigh* I’m gonna die in obscurity again… watch.

TRICK OR TREEEEAT!!!!!

Posted on Thursday October 31, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Batgrl has a list of everyone she knows who made the switch, masquerading as another blog today. I also know Chloe is coming to the party dressed as a nefarious watermelon.

She changed into xradiograph. (Is a “Blogspot look” the equivalent of a “store-bought costume”? At any rate, the banners above her site are hilarious!!!!)

I am a vindictive bitch…

Posted on Tuesday October 29, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

No.
Do not adjust your monitors.

I am dressed in drag for Halloween.
I blame Faith for this… who blames Batgrl for this (who is currently dressed up as Jon Sullivan. are those two getting nauseating, or what?)

Batgrl *TRIES* to put the blame on poor innocent Nerdboy “I’m a fashion model” Mikey for this. Nice try.

Batgrl is simply a “PROBLEM ADULT”. She’s just not happy until she causes trouble somewhere.

At any rate, I am the keeper of the orange now. WORSHIP ME!!!!!

So, who is *YOUR* blog gonna be for Halloween?

Is it time for another friggin update??!!?

Posted on Sunday October 27, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

You know… I’m one of those guys, that if he has nothing to say, he doesn’t post.

But given my wild lifestyle and track history, that gives a lot of CyberPals cause to panic… so here’s what’s on my plate:

My digital empire is coming back with a vengeance – If you knew where to look right now, you can have access to over 3,000 True Type Fonts. The database test has been tested tonight, and it’s gonna rock.
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Saddam, the poopie-head!

Posted on Friday October 25, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Well, while you guys are all sitting here reading about Liz and why you should stick frostbitten parts in COLD water NOT hot. (Damn, Liz…!).

Mike (aka Cooties) has been offering quite a well thought-out counterpoint to the impending Iraqi invasion… pulling up news links from Google about Bosnian/Yugoslavian arms dealers selling him some prime weapons of mass destruction.

Saddam, that is. Not Mike. I meant to write *Saddam* is getting these weapons. (I’m not sure why, but I feel we can *TRUST* the Brown family with a nuclear missle in their back yard. Just a gut feeling.)
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Ghosts of Halloween past

Posted on Tuesday October 22, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

An entire orchestra in KISS makeup????
Sounds wild, Batgrl!

So far, my October has been QUIET and UNEVENTFUL… just the way I like it. (for anyone that recalls, my war with this State began a year ago last week.) If anything, we’ve been given some promising news in January… but I’m still waiting for the other shoe to drop.

So let’s drift back to…
Halloween 1986 – Like most of the 80’s, it was a great time to be alive. My buddies and I did our usual tradition, and hit Greenwich Village (N.Y.C.) for the annual parade…

On the M Train heading to the Village from Brooklyn

Me with Mike and Tony causing mayhem on the streets of N.Y.C.

It was a fun night. The parade rocked… The Village People were on a float, they were playing the Palladium that night for (yet another) comeback. Cars were trying to get through the streets and the crowd was smashing thier windshields in. Don’t bother calling the cops, cuz they couldn’t get through either.

We also crashed a party where I met a hot looking spanish woman in a tiger costume… mrrrrrowr! It all had the makings of the movie “Bachelor Party”. Remember the one guy who was getting a divorce and was trying to kill himself all night…? That role was played by one of my friends (not in the pics), who was just dumped by a girlfriend, and he just kept drinking himself into a stupor (he can’t drink, btw). He spent the night over a toilet praying for the sweet release of death.

Lotsa fun!
(And like the movie, Tom Hanks didn’t get laid that night either… other than that, a great night!)

Hail the beginnings of ANARCHTICA

Posted on Monday October 21, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

We interrupt all this lighthearted fun, ‘cuz I can’t keep my mouth shut about this any longer.

“Despite threats from England and France, Hitler continued his preparations for the invasion of Poland. By April 3, 1939, he instructed his generals to set the date for the Polish invasion for September 1. Once again, Hitler targeted a struggling democracy as his next victim. ”
– Invasion of Poland –

Gee.
Replace “Poland” with “Iraq”…
Replace “England and France” with “Saudi Arabia and Egypt”…
Do you see any parallels with what’s going on today?

Why, that would make Hitler…. ?
GASP!

Lee put out some excellent links today, particularly Michael Moore’s list of Democrats who voted in the recent resolution to invade Iraq. He suggests voting their sorry asses out. (Ted Kennedy voted “No”. Hmmmm… I may learn to respect this man one day.)

According to every poll I’ve seen, the American public favors this invasion by at LEAST 63%… yet I have yet to meet ONE of them. Why is that?

What ever happened to “Of the people. By the people. For the people.…?”
kd answers that when she linked to the EFF Co-Founder’s rant:
“The American Republic is Dead. Hail the American Empire.”

Perhaps I would feel better about this invasion if our beloved Fuhr… uhm President would share with us (aka “The People”) why Iraq poses such a threat to us, eleven years after we kicked their asses all up and down the Persian Gulf????

“If I am to build unity among the people, I must first find a new front, a common enemy so that everyone knows: We must be united, because this enemy is the enemy of us all. If we are not united, the entire German people will sink into the abyss.”
– Adolf Hitler’s Speech at the 1927 Nuremberg Rally –

Now Muslims are “the common enemy”, just as the Jews were for Nazi Germany.

Fortunately, we haven’t reached the point of throwing people in camps. Oh.

Oh, well… not to worry. If we get out of hand we can be tried for War Crimes, right? Oopsie.

Scary shit, ain’t it?

Oh… there will be more about this….. I just need to catch my breath.

Aha!!!! Caught you!!!

Posted on Monday October 21, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

While she probably thought she can stay hidden from my radar forever (throws head back, laughs, aggravates neck condition. Ow.)…

The Artist formerly known as The ZuKeeper can now be found at ‘Round The Bend.

I’m sure she announced this on her Geocities site as the address looks familiar, but I didn’t take note, and forgot to bookmark it…

‘cuz, well… I’m a bad person and a moron.

Thoughts and prayers..

Posted on Sunday October 6, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

…going out to Lee and family in their time of loss and sadness.

WHUZZUP!

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