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After four hours of no comments, the fair citizens of CyberTown have spoken:
Nobody cares about “The Web argument that never ends”
Therefore neither do I.
Time to move on.
You will hear about it no more here.
Therefore, I will resume all the fun and usual antics here, when I get back from seeing Harry Potter at the movies today.
(Comments are still set to “Flamewar Mode”, in case anyone pulls any funny bidness…. I’ll change that when I get back)
“Every time I try to get out… THEY PULL ME BACK IN!”
– Michael Corleone, Godfather III –
No Lee, you’re not perfect. If it’s any consolation to you, neither am I.
(I could add on “No one is”, but that would make me judgmental, wouldn’t it?)
Continue reading “Do I, or don’t I?”
YOU SUCK!
YOU THINK EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS ABOUT YOU!!!
I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER SECOND OF YOUR WHINING AND DRIVELING “POOR ME” BULLSHIT!
Whine! Whine! Whine! Whine! Whine! Whine!
Yeah I’m fucking talking to you!!!!
(No not *you*. You’ll flame me out of existence… I mean this to the little wimp behind you.)
How much more of your nauseating crap are you planning on putting us through, anyway? On and on about crap that nobody cares about.
(No I’m not really talking about you. It *IS* directed toward the big guy that can flame me out of existence, but I’m such a non-assertive chickenshit with confrontational issues, that I’d rather hurt everyone else’s feelings instead? Hope you understand.)
YAWN! YOU! SUCK!!!!!
DON’T LIKE IT? STOP COMING HERE, ASSHOLE!!!!!
Can you kindly leave me some comments, people?
Nothing says “Hey I’m sitting at the cool kid’s table” more than an entry with a hefty set of comments.
Please answer any or all of the following questions either in my comments or on your blog, but leave a comment here so we can all read your answers:
You know…
Thank God none of us take what’s written in blogs seriously. If that were so, I’d have to pack a bulletproof vest and hire Jet Li when I go to BlogCon II. 🙂
I’m reading this article right now, where the police are issuing warrants in L.A. and Vegas, probing just-released-from-prison-last-year Marion “Suge” Knight and investigating the muders of Tupac Shakur and Notorius B.I.G.
It’s about damn time.
“A recent Los Angeles Times article speculated that Notorious B.I.G. was behind the Shakur murder.”
Oh gee… Ya think?????
Five years ago, I thought *EVERYBODY* knew that!
Not that this is anything new in the music biz, or even restricted in rap. Mötley Crüe seems to always be kicking some band’s ass that was talking shit about them in a magazine or on MTV.
You would think everyone would learn to rise above the petty vendettas, realize that their talents are netting them a great livelihood, and they are now in a business?
But then again, maybe the music business *IS* the problem.
Tupac’s & Biggie Smalls’ CD’s sold like hotcakes post-mortem. Look for a RUN-DMC “greatest hits” coming soon, and that will soar up the charts now that Jam Master Jay is gone.
(*I think this investigation including Jam Master Jay is a bit of a stretch… he wasn’t into this kind of bullshit. Quite frankly, the only reason I was interested in the article is because I was hoping there was a break in that case. I could give two shits less about any of these guys.*)
I suggest a better idea for the record industry that sees young, talented Black men as nothing more than a commodity… A BOXING MATCH.
Think about it. Marion “Suge” Knight -vs- Sean “P. Diddy” Combs on Pay-Per-View. I know I’d pay to see it. They wanna gun each other down afterward…? Who cares???? The public got some entertainment, and the powers that be make a shitload of money… a win-win situation for the record business.
Sounds like a fun idea for bloggers too. A new event for BlogCon.
I’m picturing Faith, Michele, or Melly taking on their longtime adversaries in a match of Jello Wrestling in bikinis and…and…
I gotta go, something suddenly came up!!!!!! 😀
Sorry… no earth-shattering events so far.
Just came home to zonk for a few hours… it’s hard to even have an erotic dream when half your face is swollen up like a damn chipmunk again. So please come back to this site when I have accomplished something remotely interesting or mischevious…
In the meantime, perhaps the gentlemen here (all four of you) would like to help a lady out.
Tess is running a Man Questionnaire on her site. Perfectly confidential. She’s trying to gain some insights as to why we are such stubborn pains in the asses that would rather circle the earth than stop for directions.
Continue reading “Why can’t women leave the damn toilet seat up?”
I was supposed to find our more about this Wet T-shirt contest, but I fell asleep. (I know, I know. Typical male).
Here’s More info. (There’s talk about money going to breast cancer research too. which I think is a cool idea.)
Here’s Round Two.
Last summer was a rough one for everyone, we all let off a little steam online, and the mature people are back on speaking terms with each other again. Personally, I had a lot of fun over the summer, and I hope we all get to do it again! :0)
The web is not my life. I *STILL* find real life far more interesting.
The war goes on, and I could give two shits less about *ANYONE’S* feelings. Mine especially (Hell, my feelings stopped mattering years ago!.)
If you can dare to compare people’s bad health, losing parents, being unemployed, losing custody, and whatever else to some stupid blog entry about you…
… then CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT GROUNDED IN REALITY.
*steps down from soapbox to find more wet-t shirt pics. *
Hooray for boobies!.
C’mon boys and girls… a Wet T-Shirt contest, and did you REALLY think that would slip past my hyper-testosterone-powered radar?????
Boobs + Blogs.
Why didn’t anyone else think of this?
I understand it’s for some kind of charity. The problem is, I scroll more that two inches down this page, and I will SURELY be fired here at work. So I guess I’ll get the full story when I get home in a few hours.
Wonder what it would take to get Maria, Deb, Chloe, & Kimberly involved….
C’mon girlz, it’s for charity!!!!!!
I could be totally wrong, but I think the campaign for votes may be going a little too far….
Vote for Michele…. five bucks says he’s bluffing. :0)
I set out to see is Thomas Jefferson was the only founding father people seem to get… so I get *this* looney toon:
OH, COME ON NOW!!!! This is why I don’t take these stoopid tests. They are *so* innacurate. I am nothing like this guy!!!!
Did he own slaves too?
“Whaadya mean I’m funny? What am I… a fucking clown here to amuse you????”
– Joe Pesci, Goodfellas –
(Via Batgrll and Llee, who got it from Michelle)
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