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May be technical. May be sexual innuendoes. Depends on my mood.
A great article on “Leet Speak” on MSN.
While a lot of it is self-explanitory, this will give you a fairly comprehensive guide, so you don’t have to wing it and be a PhuXing P0z0r NE-mor3.
– gOdOfMiScHiEf –
P.S. Y3r kid haz pr0n and w4r3z stashed on y0ur hard drive… l8r!
Taxpayers get unexpected return–sex chat
“Hi, sexy. Welcome to Intimate Encounters.”
Not exactly the kind of message you expect to hear in the middle of doing your taxes, but that’s just what some TurboTax customers are getting as they try to set up their state returns.
A message in the business version of Intuit’s market-leading tax preparation software erroneously directs customers to a sex talk operation.
That’s funny!!!!
I got 4 grand back… I’m sticking with H&R Block, thankyouverymuch. I can get an AOL account if I want to hear that crap.
PS: Jackson-Hewitt sucks.
I am SEEEEEERIOUSLY backlogged with work and major life changes… but I thought I’d CHECK in with the three people still coming here. (Actually the Gay Marriage rant is getting quite lively, and the comments are still coming… wait until I unload the sequel!)
All the resorts here in the Poconos are kicking off Cinco de Mayo celebrations this weekend… And, well, we need little or no reason to find an excuse to party and celebrate here…
HAPPY UNO DE MAYO EVERYONE!!!!
TORTILLAS, TACOS AND CORONA BEER FOR EVERYBODY!!!!
While it’s largely a American holiday filled with pecan pie, turkey, stuffing, pecan pie, MACY*S parade, ushering in Santa Claus and of course… pecan pie.
I still want to wish all of my good friends around the world a great day, with good food, friends and family. Take the time out to appreciate and give thanks for what you have, rather than what focus on what you don’t have.
You’re more blessed than you realize.
Continue reading “Happy Thanksgiving!”
Kicking off our night of testosterone-driven ditties…
Well, no. Not really. Maybe, depending on your maturity level.
Personally, I like to consider myself “really mature for a seventh grader”.
Dr. D. links to a story which recommends “preventative care”, and it’s his professional opinion that men “clean their rifles every day to keep prostate cancer at bay.”.
Continue reading “A serious note about prostate cancer”
And the prodigal son comes home…
Here’s 2-Tag trying to climb in our windows as he smells dinner cooking. He’s just too cute!
(What were you expecting… a widdle puppy or a kitty cat…ON MY SITE??? That’s it. Fuck you, you’re banned FROM this site for 3 months and two 1/2 days. LEAVE NOW!)
Continue reading “Summer’s here”
Somewhere with every thing flying around, there were a few confusing misconceptions.
1) Yvonne the white chick – Uhm, well, not exactly. You’re half-right though. She clarifies it on her site. And if that is not enough, I have exclusive video footage of her and a lucky cane. (courtesy of Dick.)
2) Eric the white chick – Uhm, well not exactly. You’re half-right there, too. Of course when you run INTO someone as catty and petty as me, with a penchant for getting ALL the juicy gossip, it’s a common mistake.
But no, I’m a dood….
As you were….
Wow. Dongles are not only appearing everywhere, but they’re smarter than we originally thought.
Angel has a DONGLE that answers questions too!
(Click on “Ask Dongle!” on the bottom left)
Welcome, all of you, searching for Wet T-Shirt pics. The posts you’re looking for is here and here. (All I need to do now is get Terrifica in a wet t-shirt, and I’ll be back up to 1,000 hits a day in NO time!)
Hunting update: AWWWW… COME ONNNN NOWWWW!!!!
The deer are fucking cheating!
That’s it…. tomorrow: HAND GRENADES.
It seems the dispute below has been dealt with…
Pages have been taken down, and certain comments were asked to be removed…
So before I’m accused of being a “ghoul” or a “vulture” (It’s okay when *I* say it. When YOU say it… it’s WRONG!), time to move on.
In other news: I found the terminator for my scanner. It’s been missing since I moved in April.
While it looks like a DONGLE (in it’s thickness and fatness, and the fact that you stick it in the rear of a port.). It is NOT a DONGLE, it is a TERMINATOR.
Everyone see the distinction?
Lotsa pics are on the way….
(No not of me “plugging” the rear of a port… this is a FAMILY-ORIENTED site, you dirty little monkeys… I’m talking about pics in a scanner! YEESH!)
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