Newz & Gossip

  • Well, 123 Cheaphosting.Com redid their site (lest ye forget)… of course Pith & Vinegar wasn’t gonna let it go for April Fools day….LMAO!!!! (via Metafilter) 
  • Matt Damon reprises his role as Loki…. actually a designer/hacker/pest named gOdOfMiScHiEf in the new movie Pardon My Zinger. A small but pivotal role, and I have no idea who it’s patterned after…. do you?It pays to have connected friends you can harass by phone and emails until they make a few calls…..
  • Happy Reunions…. this week John met his best friend, Amber, face-to-face. I spoke on the phone with my old partner in MiScHiEf , Kare for the first time on Saturday. That’s the miracle of the Internet. People can touch your lives, that you wouldn’t normally meet in your lifetime….
  • I’m currently uploading the new Golfing in the Poconos Section for the Pocono Record site… figured I’d drop you guys a quick note.

Newz & Gossip

  • Hope all is well with Amber. I know when I’m on hiatus, hell is breaking loose in my world. 
  • My heart goes out to Tiffany & Darrell for the horrors they’re going through right now. I found his keeping brave, for the family’s sake, extra heartbreaking.
  • You know Faith… I am your friend, believe it or not. I guess I overestimated you, and thought you were tougher than you really are. Hell, I was probably the only one who thought your “trailer park” jokes were funny when we were on the verge of being homeless…. I was all proud of you, came in guns a-blazing, then out at the first flame. Oh well….
  • Hey Divas…if you all feel so strongly about these issues, why don’t you knock off your silly, trying-to-be-terrorist, letter-writing campaigns to me and my friends, and express them in The Air Duct. We believe in freedom of speech, and letting everyone have their say, unlike youokay?.
  • The kinder, gentler (and redesigned) EricBrooks.Com is gonna have to wait. I’m on hiatus.

Newz & Gossip

  • Poor Faith is working herself to death, lawyering & stuff. She’s out of ammo and “Trailer park jokes”. I wonder what she’d think of this….? (why do I do this to myself??!!??) 
  • Don (Rat Bastard) Bruns has survived another dreaded surgery… let’s hope he remembers me in his will next time.
  • Jeffrey Zeldman is away at… oh hell, we all go to Zeldman.com everyday, what’s the point of telling you??!!!?
  • Debra Smouse is still a sweetheart, and just got entered in the Guinness Book of Records for having the world’s largest checkbook.

Newz & Gossip

  • I’m baaaaaaaaaack…. the phone line in my H-O-U-S-E is finally on after three weeks, been stuck in Stroudsburg for three days (I’ve been updating the site at work), and had to get a new ISP because Epix has no local access numbers in our area. On the bright side, as a Pocono Record employee, I’m paying a whopping $7.50 a month for their Internet Service.
  • E-Toys has closed their doors forever tonight. E-Toy offers their fallen foes a moment of silence. Lest ye forget what happened.
  • Congratz to KayCee!!!!! (via Amber Eden)
  • How to Blow Up Your School (And Kill Your Buddies) was this week’s #1 most visited page on EricBrooks.Com®….(gee, what a shock.)
  • The world premiere of “E-TV” is now playing in a RealPlayer near you!!!!!!!
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