FundaMENTAList brainwashing

Freedom at Last for Pakistanis Who Aided Taliban

“The mullahs in my area said that as Muslims we should go to Afghanistan to fight a jihad,” 22-year-old Amir Khan, FROM Peshawar, told Reuters.

“I can not deny this was my intention. I arrived in Afghanistan in October. I spent three days in Kabul and then went to Mazar-i-Sharif. I was captured the day after I arrived there.”

Like many of his comrades, Khan said he had received no military training and insisted he was a religious student who had been “misled” by the mullahs.

Ahh, my dear “misled” Muslim brother:
I feel your pain. I really do. You and I have both been brainwashed and played as a sucker by the leaders of our respective religions at some point or another. Can you name one atrocity in human history that didn’t have religious overtones tied in it somewhere?

While I admit the Christian fundamentalists (and I can’t stress the “MENTAL” part of that word enough.), are as insane and dangerous* as their Islamic counterparts…

…I am pretty sure I wouldn’t grab a gun, run to another country, and become an ENEMY COMBATANT on some evangelist’s “say-so”.

That makes you a dumbass. And I think you realize it now.
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Easter Bunny Dead in Bizzare Hunting Accident

Photo/Associated Press
By PETER GOESINYA

AP Sportswriter

STONECREST, PA (AP) – Well kids, enjoy that basket you just got and try and make that candy last for a good, long time.

Two hunters, identified only as “Jerry and Bob”, called the Guinness Book of World Records yesterday to let them know that they just “bagged the biggest f**king rabbit we’ve ever seen”.

The Guinness people realized immediately what happened and notified the police.

The victim was identified as Peter J. Cottontail (672 C.E. – 2004 C.E.), a large supernatural rabbit/human hybrid known and loved by children the world over as “The Easter Bunny”. Cottontail was pronounced dead on the scene FROM shotgun wounds to his chest and abdomen.

Police have held the two hunters on charges of man(-rabbit hybrid)slaughter, hunting without a license, hunting out of season, criminal tresspassing, and “typical redneck stupidity”.

Police report that these two men were arrested back in January, 2000, when they locked their friend up in a Y2K Shelter for nearly two weeks and led him to believe the world was destroyed.

Charges were never filed when it was discovered by a court-appointed psychiatrist that the men had an I.Q. of 85…

…combined.

Merry Christmas to all… and to all a good night!

 

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I want to wish all of my good friends all over the world a Merry Christmas, and a Happy, safe, and kickass New Year!

…of course to some of my OTHER friends, I offer the alternate version of this graphic.
(I wouldn’t click that link at work, in front of the kiddies, or grandma if I were you.)

Time to wind it down and be with the family.
God bless you all!

Eric Brooks

Reasons for Christmas, FREE Hanukkah & XMas E-Cards… and STILL no damn newsletter.

Oh man… another season flying by this year. It seems like only yesterday that the Christmas Season started in September… where does the time go?

I’m going to try and squeeze a newsletter out before Christmas… but no promises.

Free Hannukah and Christmas E-Cards here… I’ll probably be making them Flash next year.

Photos FROM Dec 11th’s Reasons for Christmas live show are up on their site. I have to add a new review FROM the L.A. Times and I believe we’re going to wrap it up over there for now. Plans are being made for it next year to not only raise money for Pocono Area Transitional Housing… but it will be re-packaged with a new INSERT and raise money for a Pentagon Memorial for the victims of Sept. 11th.

A few people have asked here how well the sales went. I know the goal was to raise $300,000. I have no idea how close they got, but I know some major companies kicked in FROM the community:

  • East Stroudsburg Savings Association not only fronted the money for all production costs, but bought a copy for each employee and sold them at every bank branch.
  • The PA SKI Association bought a copy for each member of the Pennsylvania House of Representatives.
  • Aventis Pasteur footed the bill for the live show.

For those who have been too polite to ask where the copy of Reasons for Christmas that you won back in November. Please don’t take it out on your mailman… the embarrassing truth is, I haven’t been able to mail them out yet. I’m really sorry, and your gift will be coming to you later than expected.

Which brings me to the rest of the post…
I need to take up something with someone privately, so I ask that unless you’re a jolly dude dressed in red, or one of his helpers this is the end of the line for you guys. (Which I realize is a dumb thing to say considering I’m asking for privacy on a web page… but it’s something I need to get off my chest and will probably DELETE afterwards or I’m going to have a nervous breakdown.)
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What’s coming up in 1984… uhm, I mean 2004

My stats are ridiculously low… at least here on WHUZZUP. I hear that same complaint on a lot of blogs I visit too. Like people went off on summer vacation, and never came back. (Most likely it’s “Supply and Demand”. I couldn’t *possibly* visit every site I link to in one sitting. And I’m sure I’ve pissed off everyone at this point to insure I’m not a “must read” anywhere.)

Elsewhere, my stats dictate it’s painfully obvious that the people want escapism and entertainment.

You may think I’m out of my mind for saying this… but I’m relieved.
This takes the pressure off of me HAVING to write here constantly. I have way better things to do, like unroll a 2004 redesign (or three with a “skinning option”), make much-needed repairs on my fonts, free stuff, and e-cards sections… bring back the “The Guestbook FROM Hell”.

And most of all, not have to discuss politics. I hate talking politics.
It turns people off as much as my flame wars did.

2004 Predictions: If you thought blogland was ugly with the Iraq war… you ain’t seen nothing yet. The Presidential race will be the nastiest viper pit of mudslinging, and emotionally immature and ignorant turdfest imaginable, and the web will definitely be one of the frontlines.

As much as I’d love to slam back at all of the “bad asses” who are just beginning to be aware of world events, and are suddenly “experts”… I’d rather leave that to the pros.
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Eight Craaaayyyzee nights…

The sun is going down here in the Poconos, so I’d like to take a minute to wish all my brothers and sisters of the kosher persuasion:

 

Happy Hanukkah! 

I was hoping to have my newly revamped E-Cards done (as I’m getting a ton of people searching for Hanukkah E-Cards), but like how thanksgiving came and went… there’s just waaay too many projects on my plate.

But I would like to wish you all a good one, just the same…

*Update 8:38 PM: Free Holiday E-Cards are up and running!

Newz Breefz

Please don’t sit on our furniture!
Strom Thumond Jr. has to face the horrifying prospect of welcoming a half-sister (half-negro) INTO the Thurmond household, Daddy Strom gladly sets the record straight.

There have been no reports of Bill Clinton HAVING a half-brother (half redneck) coming out of the woodwork lately… but when there are we’ll DEFINITELY keep you posted!

Mohammed Atta/Saddam/John Hinkley Jr. link
The Mohammed Atta/Saddam link printed in the Telegraph is most likely a forgery.

But not to worry, Warbloggers like HipperCritical have already vowed to never let trivial things like the “facts” get in the way of a good rant.
Update: 9:41PM – LOL! You know, it’s bad enough when someone makes a fool of themselves, but nothing makes me lose respect faster than a man who can’t stand by his own words… it appears “wussy-boy” re-wrote his post to appear more cautious when he was called on his bullshit.

Too bad I have a screenshot of the original post.

“Let the groveling begin…” hahaha!!!! Yeah right, WIMP!

Update: 12/19 8:45PM – Glenn’s a nice guy, and I’m just HAVING fun with him. Go visit HipperCritical.

World AIDS Day 2003

Quite frankly, I always seem to miss “World AIDS day” every year. Not that I think AIDS awareness is unimportant (quite the contrary). It just seemed so “trendy” and “the thing to do” with bloggers back then. Now that the posts have dwindled down on the web… I think I can be my usual “untrendy” self and make a mention as the message of awareness and debunking the myths and stigmas needs to be circulated.
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Boyz night out

Kicking off our night of testosterone-driven ditties…

  • Craig has found a new toy to amuse ourselves with. See what your site looks like as a mirror image. (Their server seems to be a tad overloaded at the moment, but come back and CHECK it out. Trust me.)
  • Dr. D has returned FROM his conference in Aruba, and he comes bearing eye-candy.
    (good-lookin’, single AND a doctor… what’s wrong with you women?)
  • Mad Bull *ALWAYS* has something nice to look at
  • … so does BSTI at Chapel-Perilous. (bonus points to him for being a “leg man” too!)
  • If you’re INTO some seriously deep thinking, Rev. Mykeru has probably written his best work yet: “Regarding Your Deeply Held Religious Beliefs”. Really. Read that with an open mind, and you’ll walk away looking deep inside yourself.
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