I’m off somewhere having the time of my life!
If you had half a brain, you’d be there too!
Oh, and in case you’re wondering….
Pretty cool considering I LOVE Christopher Lee.
(Not in a gay way. More like a prison sort of way.)
Time for a new post…
The cure for boredom
Remember when I said I was bored last weekend and wanted to start a project? Well some people took me up on the offer to join in and have fun… like a big masquerade ball that will never end. With lots of steamy sex stories hidden for members only.
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My Gerbil is Hitler!
“As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.”
– Godwin’s Law –
– Godwin’s Law –
First there was the “Bush = Hitler” protest signs, long before that was the clever knickname for Senator Clinton (“Hitlery”), and now everyone from Pat Robertson to Sen. Santorum is comparing the fillibustering Democrats to the Nazis…
Like Anton LaVey says in his books, “Simply put: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don’t like”.
Everyone is Hitler these days. That teacher who gave your child detention is Hitler, those spammers putting comments in your blog is Hitler… hell, that little bastard paperboy who keeps tossing your newspaper in puddles has GOT to be Hitler, right? Who else would do such a thing?
You’re all wrong.
You know who IS Hitler?
My gerbil. I have proof.
Sure. Look at him innocently running on his wheel, nibbling on his water bottle. I know he’s secretly plotting world domination and exterminating 55 million people.
You aren’t fooling anyone, fucker.
Patriotism Test
If you don’t think this is the funniest thing you’ve seen in the last five minutes…
1. You are a traitor and should be immediately shipped to Guantanamo Bay or Abu Ghraib (your choice)
or…
2, You saw something REALLY F**king funny five minutes ago (So never mind)
Hooray for Sexy Cheerleading !!!!!
A Houston Texans cheerleader dances during the Texans’ Week 8 game against the Jacksonville Jaguars.
(Robert Laberge/Getty Images)
“Sexy cheerleading bill” appears dead in Texas
Senate says it’s not likely to take action on legislation this year
WOOOO HOOO!!!! What a wonderful time to be a man and a sports fan!!!
(OK, well I don’t watch too many sports… but I know this is an important part of it!)
Have you ever SEEN some of the women that scream “Exploitation”?
Woof! Woof!
You will never see a beautiful woman picketing against bathing suit competitions or cheerleading. They know it’s all part of the power and allure that these women hold over men.
The feminists that want it stopped… you really don’t want to see them in a string bikini. Trust me.
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Prowess Test
(I sure hope you’re not reading this at work with your boss looking over your shoulder!) 🙂
Take the quiz: “If we fucked would I like it?”
Meh… you were alright… but I’ve had better
Well… we’d fuck… it would probally be over before it even started… kinky but not too kinky huh? Oh well… we’d fuck… maybe it would happen again if I was really drunk and thats about it… it wasn’t good and it wasnt bad… something to pass the time I guess
Meh… you were alright… but I’ve had better
Well… we’d fuck… it would probally be over before it even started… kinky but not too kinky huh? Oh well… we’d fuck… maybe it would happen again if I was really drunk and thats about it… it wasn’t good and it wasnt bad… something to pass the time I guess
Gee like I never heard THAT before! 😛
Hold on, hold on… before you walk away laughing like the time I explained my getting out of a pool with cold water, let me redeem myself by showing the 4 possible results:
* If we fucked… we would never stop fucking (You scored 3)
* Meh… you were alright… but I’ve had better (You scored 4)
* I’d scream, you’d cum, and it would be over (You scored 2)
* I’d look at you and laugh, then walk away (You scored 1)
So maybe I’m not Ron Jeremy, but I was probably *this* close to studhood. I guess she didn’t like the “Police” fantasy as much as I was led to believe. 🙂
Someone more bored than me.
Totse.Com – My suicide note
I must be jaded or twisted… but the responses on their message board to this guy who just announced he’s committing suicide are hilarious!
For example:
quote:
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Originally posted by DannyJ:
Jeff I have some things to say to you which could help you out a lot. E-mail me in complete confidence:
*******@hotmail.com
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You posted after he’d already killed himself on purpose just so you would look like a good person but know you wouldn’t have to actually help. Genius.
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Originally posted by DannyJ:
Jeff I have some things to say to you which could help you out a lot. E-mail me in complete confidence:
*******@hotmail.com
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You posted after he’d already killed himself on purpose just so you would look like a good person but know you wouldn’t have to actually help. Genius.
Oh, the drama…
Bored stupid (as usual)
God dammit… I am bored out of my mind!!!!
You know… the kind of boredom that makes you want to do stupid stuff like peel your face off with an x-acto blade to see what’s underneath your skin? Or ask some random woman off the streets what it would take to get them to sleep with you (I mean really, like THEY’D have a clue what they want, or they’d ACTUALLY tell you…you know?).
Not that I would ever actually do these things. I figured if I say it with enough enthusiasm, someone may just be dumb to entertain me by trying it. 🙂
It’s usually at this point where I make my own fun.
Something Zeldman used to say on MetaFilter when all us problem adults whined about boredom… “don’t see anything you like on the net? Then MAKE it.”
I have a few ideas, but I want to make it a GROUP effort. Make it OUR thing.
Far away from the prying eyes of boring old grown ups…
Perhaps we can discuss it inside….
Awesome New Ghost Rider Set Pictures!
Superhero Hype! is showing early production shots of the Ghost Rider Movie starring Nicolas Cage as Johnny Blaze.
Look at that bike! DAYUM!!!!
Animation Flash – Banana Phone
Animation Flash – Banana Phone
How long can you stay at this site, watching this page without going insane?
Quite appealing!
They should make a bunch like this….
