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You know…
It’s not that I MEAN to pick on the adorable & nefarious Batgrl this weekend, but this one just fell INTO my lap!
While we all feel the sorrow of the “Mysterious One” with her sad story of the death of the Legendary Pancake Bunny…
I counter it with this…
“Woman kept at bay by ferocious rabbits”
I just had to fix the archives of this story by request of about 175 online readers. Some programming error happened and the story didn’t print.
I really gotta read my own paper more often.
HAH!!!! Not to be outdone by Batgrl and her Sleestak (it’s also the plural like “deer” and “moose”. I never knew that.).
I give you…
He’s bulletproof, fireproof, designed to destroy everything in his path.
He’s also cute and fluffy.
If you can sit through this movie, and not cry (even once)… I can only come to one conclusion:
You are a terrible person.
I will hunt you down, and test your tear ducts by putting cigarettes out in your FRIGGIN EYEBALLS! I will MAKE YOU CRY one way or another, you heartless, evil HORROR of a human being!!!!!
You make me sick.
Bastards.
“Ohana means family. And family means that no one is left behind… or forgotten…..”
– Stitch –
Two thumbs up (and a tissue) for Lilo & Stitch.
I shouldn’t have to EXPLAIN to you why.
psst.
hey, you…
Can you keep a secret?
Rumor has it that someone will be back with a vengeance February 17th.
(shhhh…)
You didn’t hear this FROM me.
Warning: If you recently had a loved one croak on you… you need to SERIOUSLY skip this thread.
While the Mrs. is reading and goofing on the local paper (you know, the one I work for???)… I hear her and her yenta friends howling like banshees downstairs over an ad:
“SHARE MEMORIES.
Visit our online obituaries.”Share memories???? What the hell is THAT supposed to mean??!!??!
Continue reading “Because I can’t afford Zeldman’s consultation fee”
Wow…
I was just a little buried in a (not for evil) work-related project all night, and this morning I stumbled across a bunch of really sweet things said about… me?
Continue reading “Bloggy Love Hangover”
I got the news straight FROM Solonor (whom I go to for all the latest Princess™ news & gossip.), and it was confirmed by Zuly too!
January 14, 2003 – has been declared Bloggin’ Lovefest Day – A day we set aside all our hostility, all our anger, all our raggy-ness, and pick just ONE blogger whom we absolutely love and talk about them. I like that. I am all for love every once in a while. As long as you people don’t get too carried away.
Or is there more to this story than the public knows?
I consider this good news.
While I’m not ready (or safe) to talk about it.
The wheels of justice does work eventually, don’t it, Cheslock?
*EvilGrin*
A few buttons I whipped up today for E.C.B.
More are coming. Submissions are DEFINITELY welcome.
Hey, if you can’t make it… that’s cool. But can you put a button on your site to spread the word and SHOW support? Thanx!!!!
(Right click, save upload to your own server and link to http://undisturbed.org/ecb/ Don’t make me hunt you down, ok?)
Now, with everyone’s permission… I’d like to pop the Powerpuff Girls Movie in the VCR and go to sleep at a decent hour.
What, you got a problem with the Powerpuff Girls too?????
I tried this last year with the Z-List. The problem isn’t with the Bloggies… it’s with the bloggers. They’re too fucking narcississtic, and they nominate themselves, a handful of friends, and then the usual suspects. (Yes, I normally get physically ill like this when I ponder the “how does this relate to ME” nature of bloggers. FUCK ‘EM ALL!)
Continue reading “Suggested Bloggie Nominees”
“I believe in you…
You know the door to my very soul…
You’re the light in my deepest, darkest hour…
You’re my Saviour when I fall…
And you may not think I care for you…
When you know down inside that really do…
And it’s me you need to show….
How deep is your love…
I really need to learn…
’cause we’re living in a world of fools …
Breaking us down …
When they all should let us be …
We belong to you and me… ”
© 1977 Barry, Robin, & Maurice Gibb
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