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I blame my mother, of course. She never beat me.
In fact, I can think of maybe two times in my life where I got a whap in the back of my head when I got completely stupid and out of control. Other than that no one cared enough to beat me to a pulp and teach me some manners.
Well, except when I was 16. This kid I bullied when we were little, came back all muscle bound, and shit.
“Hey, remember me?”
“Uh oh.”
“POW!”
What do I do… what do I do…
Nico got me thinking again. Y’know… it’s that time to think back and reflect.
I want to do a lot of things for a year end post…
Of course, there’s too many things I’m not allowed to talk about at this time. Not sure that I want to anyway.
I want to thank all my online friends… the ones I’ve known for a long time, and some of the cool new friends I’ve made along the way this year.
I also want to tell my enemies and hataz to go fuck themselves for the final time. Why? Because I want to let it go. As insignificant as they are now… in 2003, they will no longer exist as far as I’m concerned.
But then again, are their sorry asses even WORTH another mention?
So here’s my question…
Do I go out on a high note, or in a blaze of flaming glory?
The bigger person?
Or the catty& petty S.O.B.?
Or BOTH?
“…I don’t know you, you don’t know me, so why don’t you just scurry away and go play hide and go fuck yourself?”
Hee hee! Why can’t I come up with clever quips like that?
Angel has a new survey up… I like her surveys because they make me think. None of that “What’s your favorite color” bullshit. Plus she takes the time out to plug a few good sites.
I thought I was on vacation… what happened?
Oh yeah. MICHELE THREATENED ME!
I got witnesses. Spread the word. Everyone knows of my traumatic childhood experiences with flaming dog poo! Somebody crush her for me, ok?
(Finally. After all these years, I’m a “victim” of something! Just like the rest of you whiny-ass emotional cripples! WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!)
Please don’t throw any more snowballs here!
My mother said I can’t get wet….
Continue reading “PLEASE… NO SNOWBALLS!!!!”
*** Re-edited 8:30 PM ***
It’s time to take a break for the Holidays & be with the family.
Thank you all for being here for one wild ride… but 2003 is going to be OUR YEAR!
Extra special thanks and shout-outs to: Faith, John, Maria, Mike, Red Eagle, and Kira for being there through it all, through the fire, when the shit hit the fan, & when I needed you the most!
But all-in-all you have all touched my life and made it better. Either through your friendship, your correspondence… or just being a great source for laughs! :0)
Have a great one, gang!
Keep smilin’, kicking asses, and taking down names…
-e-
P.S. For all the non-Christmas crowd, Faith is HAVING a chat tonight.
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Well, aaaaalrighty!
Wont the you-know-who’s be thrilled (Big-time “Skeemers” don’tyouknow)…
I heard back FROM Ali Dee & the Grand Skeem regarding permission to post samples to SHOW you guys they kick total ass, and they replied:
“you got it brotha………thanks for helpin’ spread the Skeem word!!!!!!
La Skeem Familia
Keep Skeemin’
Love Ali Dee, Vinni, John & Rich”
So here ya go…
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Enjoy, and thanks in advance for the support!
Right-click and take this little wreath. Link back to the site you took it from. Leave a message in the comments if you use it so we can all see where it goes! Let’s celebrate the Holidays around the Web! I got mine FROM Kat.
A new blog in town: A little birdie tells me there’s a new site out there to give the Soup Lady a run for her money: How Sweet it is…
Hilarious! Nico has found a way to send a Christmas Postcard to all of us. Aw, dude… you shouldn’t have! :0) LOL!!! I love it…
Hey, have any of you guys ever heard of The Grand Skeem?
It’s a band out of NYC, I know they have a MASSIVE following in the NY/PA/NJ area, and they get a lot of airplay here. I’m trying to figure out if they caught on in the rest of the country. 
We caught them Friday night at Fernwood for a charity SHOW they put on for underpriviledged kids & a local hospice. These guys put on one hell of a show! The best comparison I can make for them would be a cross between The Beastie Boys and Red Hot Chili Peppers. Kind of a hard-rock/hip hop mix.
Anarchtica is like their second home, as they filmed their “Baby Got Back” video at Fernwood. Then premiered it before MTV showed it at the Stroud Mall.
Talented as hell, and really nice guys too… they’re gonna be big.
Yes… the wolf comes with a “Santa Cap”. I just wanted everyone to see the “new look” as it will stay through the winter. I’ll change that tonight, as well as a few more tweaks.
Say “hi” to “Cerberus” up there… he’ll be filling in as my new mascot as “The CyberPal” is on vacation.
You like? It’s the “Winter Peace” design FROM those sexy Glen Road Girls. Designed by none other than The Queen of Weblogs herself.
Didn’t I *SAY* some people were helping me redesign, whether they knew it or not?
…and, don’t I deserve the *BEST*, LeFou? :0)
More great blog templates at: Glen Road Girls: Blog Designs. Go treat yourself to a new look this Christmas. You were good all year. You earned it. :0)
Oh gee… isn’t *THAT* special…
How sweet it is for Carol Brooks
Oooooo laaaa-dee-da
Even references to the Adorable-you-know-who’s in it.
Yeah, well..maybe I’m a little proud. :0)
Oh, scream nepotism all you want, you heartless jackals… I actually had nothing to do with this one.
Ms. Scarponi heard about all the chocolate houses & pops flying off the shelves of stores and restaurants all over the area, and contacted her early in the week about her column. (In fact, tonight was the first time I actually *met* Lisa.)
Okay… well, I put up the EPCN site a day early, ‘cuz I wont be at work tomorrow, and I wanted to make sure it was done right.
I’m proud of you honey… congratulations!
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