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Opinions…

Posted on Wednesday November 27, 2002Thursday November 17, 2005 by Eric Brooks

“Opinions are like assholes… everyone has one, and they all stank.”

Please don’t think this is directed at anyone. Actually it’s more like directed at EVERYONE (except you, of course).

I’m sick of opinions. I’m sick of blogs with opinions. I’m sick of blogs with opinions, where it’s so obvious that the writer is reaching some sort of epiphany with a lesson in life that they should have learned in their mid-20’s.

I try my very best here to tackle topics with satire, rather than express a point of view. There’s enough opinions on every subject in the world in blogland… I figure you need mine like a whole in the head.

What are your thoughts on opinions?
We’d like to know.

Eric Brooks

A lovely day at work…

Posted on Tuesday November 26, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Yeah you heard me. I’m here at work.
… and the Cranky-Meter is currently set to “11”

(Usually on “9” or higher, something cute and cuddly runs the risk of being seriously maimed.)

Since 3 long walks, and smoking half a pack of cigarettes isn’t working…
And I’m pretty sure a human sacrifice to appease Astaroth may be considered a social faux-pas in my cubicle (conference room is probably better)…

I think I’ll try going offline for a while.
Nobody needs to deal with this shit in cybertown…

Thank you all for allowing me a moment to vent, and amuse myself with whimsical homicidal scenarios….

(Oh, and I wouldn’t say the name of this post’s category out loud if I were you.)

Eric Brooks

Hollow Be Thy Name: The origin of Anarchtica

Posted on Sunday November 24, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Sherri recently asked, as did Shasta. “What the hell is up with this site and all the disturbing imagery?”. I made a lot of new web friends over the last few months… to explain this all would require a recap of the last 2 1/2 years of my life (which most of my friends that come here already know).

This was buried in the comments, I thought I’d reprint it:

Once upon a time, I had a fancy ol’ dot com address, I named my whole little world “CyberTown”… tons of downloads, real successful site. That little guy there in the blue zorro outfit was my mascot “CyberPal”.

Due to personal problems this time last October, I flipped out, tore it all down, put up a blog called “Enemy of the State”, lots of whining about my problems (very therapeutic) my CyberPal mascot becomes this masked avenger for justice.

In July of this year, I was hit with court orders to remove certain content… it was easier to just tear it all down and start again. (I just don’t have the time now…)

So “A N A R C H T I C A” is the sequel to “Enemy of the State”… it picks up with Cybertown being decimated and overrun by Astaroth and his demonic forces.

(The picture you’re talking about is a couple embracing themselves before the nuclear explosions turn them into skeletons…)

No hope, and the only way out is by way of a body bag.
Happy, chipper stuff, y’know? :0)

Eric Brooks

In other news…

Posted on Sunday November 24, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

It seems the dispute below has been dealt with…
Pages have been taken down, and certain comments were asked to be removed…

So before I’m accused of being a “ghoul” or a “vulture” (It’s okay when *I* say it. When YOU say it… it’s WRONG!), time to move on.

In other news: I found the terminator for my scanner. It’s been missing since I moved in April.

While it looks like a DONGLE (in it’s thickness and fatness, and the fact that you stick it in the rear of a port.). It is NOT a DONGLE, it is a TERMINATOR.

Everyone see the distinction?

Lotsa pics are on the way….
(No not of me “plugging” the rear of a port… this is a FAMILY-ORIENTED site, you dirty little monkeys… I’m talking about pics in a scanner! YEESH!)

Eric Brooks

Cat-fight (or W.W.N.D.)?

Posted on Sunday November 24, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Oh man… this one is ugly, and involves a cat that sadly passed away.
No one in their right mind would comment or link to this particular debacle.

Fortunately for everyone, I don’t let silly things like “conventional sanity” and/or “common decency” get in the way of bringing you the very best and most entertaining flame wars on the web…

I’m like a vulture.
Only funnier. :0) Brawl of the Week

Cal (Gammerstang) -vs- Kimberly (Erratic Frog)

Yep… insiders *knew* this was coming…
The story was: Cal gave Kimberly a cat. Kimberly took care of it. The cat recently passed away.

The debate now lies in its cause of death, who’s negligent, and is there a private agenda going on to either get sympathy or trash someone.
Continue reading “Cat-fight (or W.W.N.D.)?”

Eric Brooks

New Elitist bastard on the block…

Posted on Saturday November 23, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Of course I expect 100% of the credit for Mike (aka Cooties) making his meteoric rise to the top of Blogdex yesterday.

Surely the million billion tens of thousands twelve people that visit me every day saw the link, and added it to their site for this surprising last-minute miracle….

Of course, success hasn’t spoiled our humble little Mr. Brown, whose credits to our community include creating the Z-List Blog & ZForum, creating chatrooms (BatChat, Faith’s Chat, etc…), The Pepys Project, and Fun with FormMail abuse….
Continue reading “New Elitist bastard on the block…”

Eric Brooks

So close to the deadline…

Posted on Friday November 22, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Mike needs to be famous… and fast.

Who am I to deny one of the most under-rated bloggers out there his moment of fame and glory? Today’s the deadline…. please help him out with this link on *YOUR* site.

Would he do it for you?
Probably not.
But this isn’t about you, is it?
Must EVERYTHING BE ABOUT YOU??!!?? ALL THE FRIGGIN’ TIME?????

Jeez. You make me sick.
(Urgency via Sherri)

Eric Brooks

Newspapers in Edukashun

Posted on Thursday November 21, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Another day of triumph and proudness today…
But you wont find it here. Because some things are more important than a web page, and a pack of idiots that can give me messages of bravado of what they would do in my situation…

To them I say: Fuck you.
Try *walking a block* in my moccasins, as I know your fat ass would never make the mile…

Eric Brooks

There, I’m over it, see?

Posted on Wednesday November 20, 2002Friday June 3, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Thanks guys. I needed a good, long break from the web to get myself back together (what was it, like four hours?).

Tess is back with a Woman Questionnaire.
It’s even funnier than the first!
(Would the person from Minnesota, who went there via this site just to offer the brilliant answer of “Piss Off”, over and over, kindly take your own advice?)

It seems many of you are here from search engines wondering what your rights are…

That would be here: The First Amendment for Dummies.

First time here? Confused?
I should post a permanent link, but here’s my F.A.Q. for now.

I’m expecting company, can’t you tell?

PS: ashrenee7 (rest of email withheld), since your emails keep bouncing back, I had to remove you from my “notify” list. Who the hell are you, anyway?

WHUZZUP!

Opinions…

Eric Brooks

A lovely day at work…

Eric Brooks

Hollow Be Thy Name: The origin of Anarchtica

Eric Brooks

In other news…

Eric Brooks

Cat-fight (or W.W.N.D.)?

Cal (Gammerstang) -vs- Kimberly (Erratic Frog)

Eric Brooks

New Elitist bastard on the block…

Eric Brooks

So close to the deadline…

Eric Brooks

Newspapers in Edukashun

Eric Brooks

There, I’m over it, see?

Eric Brooks

The End

Eric Brooks

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