What the people want…

Posted on by Eric Brooks
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A simple campaign strategy works wonders:

If you show me your boobs, I will vote for you.
If said boobs should also happen to be attached to a face like Michele’s, I will keep deleting the cookies in my computer and vote for you repeatedly.

Simple.

Now why am I not in this “MOST HAWKISH AND BLOODY-HUNGRY blog in the entire blogosphere” contest on Daily Pundit?

Oh right. Nobody’s ever heard of me.
I’ve really gotta stop changing names and personas.

Perhaps you all remember the gOdOfMiScHiEf, or Rik Havyk? Or perhaps other names I’ve carried throughout history: LoKi, Astaroth, Vlad Tepes…

….DOES FUCKING SATAN RING A BELL??!!!??

*sigh* I’m gonna die in obscurity again… watch.


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