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Newz Breefz

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Please don’t sit on our furniture!
Strom Thumond Jr. has to face the horrifying prospect of welcoming a half-sister (half-negro) INTO the Thurmond household, Daddy Strom gladly sets the record straight.

There have been no reports of Bill Clinton HAVING a half-brother (half redneck) coming out of the woodwork lately… but when there are we’ll DEFINITELY keep you posted!

Mohammed Atta/Saddam/John Hinkley Jr. link
The Mohammed Atta/Saddam link printed in the Telegraph is most likely a forgery.

But not to worry, Warbloggers like HipperCritical have already vowed to never let trivial things like the “facts” get in the way of a good rant.
Update: 9:41PM – LOL! You know, it’s bad enough when someone makes a fool of themselves, but nothing makes me lose respect faster than a man who can’t stand by his own words… it appears “wussy-boy” re-wrote his post to appear more cautious when he was called on his bullshit.

Too bad I have a screenshot of the original post.

“Let the groveling begin…” hahaha!!!! Yeah right, WIMP!

Update: 12/19 8:45PM – Glenn’s a nice guy, and I’m just HAVING fun with him. Go visit HipperCritical.

Congratulations Mike Fisher

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I can’t find any news articles to link to, but I’d like to offer my heartfelt congratulations to Attorney General Judge Mike Fisher, as he was sworn in to the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Monday, appointed by President Bush and approved by the Senate.

Those who were here two years ago recall he had my full support when he ran against Ed Rendell for Governor of Pennsylvania.

Those who were here three years ago, remember he was one of the few lawmen to give my family a break and work with us when we had all our legal woes after buying a bad business FROM a con man, and getting stuck with the bills, threats and headaches.

(Despite a legal precedent set in New Jersey, which returned an indictment for said con man, most Pennsylvania courts decided to screw us ov… *deep cleansing breath*… it’s all in the past, let it go, nobody cares… pins and needles, needles and pins… *EXHALE*)

Anyway…
He’s a good man, a true crimefighter, and I’m happy for him/sorry to see him go.
Congratulations, Mike!!!

SoApBoX: Mission Accomplished… uhm, again

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You know…

I *TRIED* to be nice. I figured I would stay out of trouble for the next few months so I can fix some things here, I wouldn’t get political until after the political conventions this summer…

I thought my response below was gracious and honest, and then warbloggers had to play let’s gloat and piss all over the place and litter “anti-warblogger” comments, and ruin what was an awesome day for America and Iraq.

So in keeping with the “there’s an equal and opposite reaction” law, here’s the rest of my response of yesterday’s news:
Mission Accomplished… uhm, again

Saddam captured (without political commentary)

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Saddam Inssein

This is a good thing.
I choose to side skip all of the disgusting additional commentary I’m hearing on all sides of the debate (for now), and offer my congratulations to the brave men and women of the armed forces who made this victory for decent human beings possible. You rock!

It’s a day for celebration, not for a bunch of left/right wing nutjobs trying to further their agenda and justifications. He was a bad man, who is about to face the music for all of the horrible things he’s done… end of story.

Reasons for Christmas LIVE – Thursday, Dec. 11th

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We all have a song or two that tells us the holidays are upon us. There’s one song that triggers it for me: “The Christmas Song”, by Nat King Cole.

And I heard it today, at lunch with Jon Jorgenson.

Merry Christmas! PAR-TAY!
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The Rat Bastard factor (redux)

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** UPDATE: Dec 11th – UH OH! Mark got FARKED-UP! (Hat tip: Kathy K) **

Or perhaps this should be aptly titled “How to wreck your career in one night”

Remember my little rant “The Rat Bastard Factor“?
Well, the tale gets better…

Pazuhanich Charged With Indecent Assault
“Charges have been filed against Monroe County District Attorney Mark Pazuhanich. Now police have issued a warrant for his arrest… Pazuhanich is now charged with four counts, including indecent assault, putting a child in danger and corruption of a minor. ”

In laymen’s terms: He allegedly fondled his own daughter, and was seen by a security guard and a concerned mother, doing it at the Hilary Duff concert last Saturday in Wilkes Barre.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen… welcome to my world.
Only in the Poconos can you get a District Attorney, who was best known for:
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Some parental notes about tonight’s school performance

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1. Lady in the row in front of us: No offense, but HOLY SHIT you have the ugliest friggin’ kid I’ve ever seen IN MY LIFE! I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be cruel… but damn! All I wanted to do was toss him a banana and see if this infant can peel it with his feet.

2. Music teachers: Please understand that I have the world of respect for teachers. Especially music teachers. I have no patience. Any one I tried to teach guitar, it usually ends in 15 minutes, as they form a “C” chord wrong and the screaming begins, followed by six weeks of therapy for the poor kid.
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Other than that, how was the Hilary Duff concert?

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It states, quite clearly, in the Internet Superhero Code of Ethics & Conduct, section four, subsection 16D:

“Members are strictly forbidden to mock, laugh, gloat, or otherwise partake in joyous behavior at the misery of a nemesis found in a twisted situation of extreme karmic proportions.”
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Why does this cartoon offend Warbloggers, anyway?

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Chicken Hawk Down – By Tom Tomorrow

Hee hee haw haw HAAAAAAA!!!!
*falls off chair*
(I’m ok.)

It seemed to have caused a stir a week or two back. (I’m late for the party again, what else is new. But Tom Tomorrow nailed in six panels what I have been trying to say for over a year.).
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