Author: Eric Brooks

More witty comebacks

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My New Book

A couple of months ago, I posted “Clever comebacks you can use”. Based on simple remarks that slip out of my mouth on any ordinary day.

Since then, countless women across the globe were addressed with such lines as “What beautiful children you have. Adopted?”.

Here’s some new ones FROM the “I can’t believe you just said that” files. FROM my upcoming book: “Like Morton Downey Jr. (Except I’m still alive)” Feel free to use them in your comments next time some anonymous ballbuster decides to pay you a visit, or on your boss, or on your darling in-laws.
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Thanks Jann!

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Whenever I become disgusted with the entire human race, ready to unplug my computer forever and throw it out a window (where, hopefully, it will squish a human or three, and maybe a stray cat)…

… someone special comes along to remind you that people *DO* care, is willing to make a difference in someone’s life, expecting nothing in return, and restores hope for humanity all over again.

That would be Jann of SweetAspirations.Com.

She’s always been somewhat of a guardian angel to my kids and me. A few years ago, when I needed to get the kids back home, she was one of many wonderful people to respond and help with donations and rescue them with the BrooksKidz Defense Fund.

… besides a generous donation to the Pennsylvania Music Foundation, she recently sent me an Amazon gift certificate for my birthday. How to draw comics the Marvel Way To which I got several family gifts: Books on drawing, including How To Draw Comics The Marvel Way…

… which everyone knows is the HOLY SCRIPTURES for aspiring comic book artists (Gawd, the memories seeing that book again brought back!):
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Political Merry-Go-Round

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Unfortunately, we had last-minute commitments, so we were unable to make the forum meeting on Saturday…

Jason Farmer/Pocono Record

Natiah Arrick, left, and Evangeline St. Rose hold up signs at the real estate forum at East Stroudsburg University on Saturday.

Jason Farmer/Pocono Record

However… just like the last time you opened the doors to so many victims, there was a hot time in the old town tonight!

Tempers flare as forum hits nerves
By DAVID PIERCE
Pocono Record Writer
dpierce@poconorecord.com
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Home Builder Scam forum tomorrow

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New Yorkers and New Jersey folks who were screwed by predatory lending in the Poconos may want to get their butts back up here tomorrow.

Attorney General Mike Fisher announces a new lawsuit against yet another Pocono Builder yesterday.
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Re-Format

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The web is off-kilter.
And like everything bad in this world, I accept full responsibility for it.

One of these days… possibly in the next few months, I am reformatting this page. I want to go for a more “newsier” type format. A “Top Story” and then excerpts to whatever else I put down. You’ll notice I don’t UPDATE much, because most people rarely read past the first post, so I want to make it so they can catch *everything* with a mere glance, and save themselves hours of surfing through crap on the web.
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