Author: Eric Brooks

Typical Male

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I was supposed to find our more about this Wet T-shirt contest, but I fell asleep. (I know, I know. Typical male).

Here’s More info. (There’s talk about money going to breast cancer research too. which I think is a cool idea.)

Here’s Round Two.

I certainly hope the shit currently being flung in another corner of the web is something new, not another lame attempt to drudge up old wounds, and (MOST IMPORTANTLY) not involving me. I said I was moving on, and I did.

Last summer was a rough one for everyone, we all let off a little steam online, and the mature people are back on speaking terms with each other again. Personally, I had a lot of fun over the summer, and I hope we all get to do it again! :0)

The web is not my life. I *STILL* find real life far more interesting.
The war goes on, and I could give two shits less about *ANYONE’S* feelings. Mine especially (Hell, my feelings stopped mattering years ago!.)

If you can dare to compare people’s bad health, losing parents, being unemployed, losing custody, and whatever else to some stupid blog entry about you…

… then CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT GROUNDED IN REALITY.

*steps down from soapbox to find more wet-t shirt pics. *

Blogger wet T-Shirt contest

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Hooray for boobies!.

C’mon boys and girls… a Wet T-Shirt contest, and did you REALLY think that would slip past my hyper-testosterone-powered radar?????

Boobs + Blogs.
Why didn’t anyone else think of this?

I understand it’s for some kind of charity. The problem is, I scroll more that two inches down this page, and I will SURELY be fired here at work. So I guess I’ll get the full story when I get home in a few hours.

Wonder what it would take to get Maria, Deb, Chloe, & Kimberly involved….

C’mon girlz, it’s for charity!!!!!!

Windows are a Paine in the glass

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I set out to see is Thomas Jefferson was the only founding father people seem to get… so I get *this* looney toon:

OH, COME ON NOW!!!! This is why I don’t take these stoopid tests. They are *so* innacurate. I am nothing like this guy!!!!

Did he own slaves too?

“Whaadya mean I’m funny? What am I… a fucking clown here to amuse you????”
– Joe Pesci, Goodfellas –

(Via Batgrll and Llee, who got it from Michelle)

The people have spoken are schmucks

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Well, more or less… the Associated Press has projected Ed Rendell the new Governor of Pennsylfuckingtucky.

I wonder how much hate mail I’ll get if I keep referring to him as “That big goofy Jew in Harrisburg”? :0)

Truth be told, if it were anyone else besides Mike Fisher running against him, I would have voted for him too. This State, in my opinion, is TOO fucking Republican… a scary kind of totalitarian Republican…

…and this comes from a lifelong Republican.
Hell, the Taliban wouldn’t even move here.
Continue reading “The people have spoken are schmucks”

Vote them ALL out

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“Are you better off now than you were four years ago?”
– Ronald Reagan, 1980 –

That was a powerful question. One that put the Governor of California in the White House for eight years…

I have asked myself that same question every year since then.

This year, the answer is a loud, primal screaming “HELL NO”.

Today, the people will have the power to send hundreds of lying, corrupt, inept, and lazy politicians straight to the employment line. Crushing their dreams of further aspirations up the political ladder.

They’ve lied to you. They’ve betrayed you. They’ve sold you out for their own interests.

They will send your sons, daughters, nieces, nephews, and grandchildren to die to support their fatcat lifestyle.

They’re not a part of the solution… they’re part of the problem.

Will you be better off when their next term ends than you are right now?

You decide tomorrow.
Vote… while you still have the privilege.

Michele addiction?

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Oh man.
I wanna ping her in the WORST way.

Though I’ve been an avid reader of Raising Hell (which BobtheCorgi got me into.), and though I’ve heard people rant about her constantly, I never got into her blog until recently…

Brawl of the WeekI’ve had the pleasure of watching her knock the shit out of four unnamed bloggers, who performed this whole de-linking ritual of her over her political views. You know, God forbid we run into someone we don’t agree 100% with. We must avoid them at all costs, or we might learn something. I don’t agree with her views on the Iraqi invasion, but hell, I love her style! Plus she handles her hatemail like a pro.

Lo and behold, she is a New Yorker… highly opinionated, rude and brash (gee, what a shock)… like me and many other New Yorkers I know. The only people who seem to understand our kind seems to be the equally rude and brash Chicago-ite, John.

… except we don’t have “listening face”. :0)

So not since Deb and Batgrl have I found myself harboring this unhealthy addiction of popping by a blog several times a day, just to see what’s up. What’s worse is there’s at least one new entry at A Small Victory every time I do it.

I like her blog…
I like her tits…
Mostly, I like the way her demented little mind works.

But can ya lay off the posting there? I really gotta get work done here!

PS: Today is Dan’s birthday. Dan has no comments. We must all chip in and buy Dan comments for his birthday. Happy birthday Dan. (You cheap bastard)

On this day in history…

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“Some say I’ve lost my mind…
I simply think I’ve just become a very dangerous person.

I’m down… but I sure as hell ain’t out. ”
– gOdOfMiScHiEf, Saturday, November 03, 2001 3:30 PM –

On a tiny little page on Blogspot (then Geocities, then Surreally), those cryptic words launched Enemy of the State one year ago today…

Enemy of the State

Words of a broken man who lost all hope, on the edge, and had to get online and vent before he went insane.

Whatever happened to that guy, anyway? I heard he died of “excessive whining”… is that possible?

Mike Fisher for Governor

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Why am I standing behind Mike Fisher for Governor?

  • Because as PA Attorney General, Mike Fisher got the job done. He’ll do the same as Governor of PA.
  • Consider all of the New Yorkers who moved here… and was SWINDLED by the various builder scams like Y-Rent. When certain unnamed politicians (*cough*the district attorney*cough*) basically laughed at New Yorkers… and then jumped on the bandwagon when they saw a popular movement going on….
    Fisher was ready to take action all along.
  • Solid plan on Education taxes – If you have lived in the Poconos for any extended period of time, you are KILLED WITH PROPERTY TAXES. Get a Democrat in Harrisburg right now, and taxes will go through the roof. While Mike Fisher, honestly “wont rule it out any options”, he has offered some solid alternatives to fund public education which now currently are derived MAINLY from property taxes.
  • Unlike the “charasmatic and well-funded” Rendell, Mike Fisher is not a “professional politician”. He sees action needs to be taken, and he does it. His track record as PA Attorney General says it all.

    • And most importantly…

  • When my wife was swindled and bought a bad business. It brought on a hellstorm of fines, potential lawsuits, and a lot of shafted customers by the previous owner of the company….When the popular thing to do was to drag my wife through court case after court case, fines, penalties, incarceration before trials, and LIVING HELL (mostly due to the incompetence and ignorance of the Monroe County District Attorney’s office.) only to have the cases closed because she wasn’t the one responsible for all of the deposits taken, and jobs not finished…PA Attorney General Mike Fisher worked with her. He read each and every complaint, went through all of our legal documents, sifted through the case with a fine tooth comb to see who was the REAL CRIMINAL responsible in all of these cases….

    This paved the way for New Jersey homeowners to sue the person responsible. New Jersey saw justice done… while PA will remain conned and shafted, thanks to our MORONIC local government and District Attorney.

    • Time for a change in Pennsylvania.
    As far my family is concerned, we owe Mike Fisher a large debt of gratitude.
    And WE’RE voting for him for Governor.

    Halloween Redux

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    My apologies for these pictures being crappy, but the pictures will be deleted by morning. There’s either something wrong with the camera, or I am even more inept than I give myself credit for…

    So we got the two punkers, Belle, a Genie, and Zorro…

    I was most impressed with the boy’s choice of a costume. He could have been Batman, or Spiderman. But he chose this because he liked the sword. He’s only able to slice lemons in quarters when you toss them at him, but I’m sure with a little practice he’ll get better.

    I honestly have no idea where he gets this stuff from…

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