Come on down and join us… the party is ALL WEEKEND LONG!
Bring your bathing suit! Drinks are FREE!
You’re invited to my Labor Day Weekend Party!
Category: As The Web Burns
Looking for web drama? We got lots of it!
My deepest sympathies
I’ve just hear the news via Wulfgar…
Klondike Kate’s husband has passed away. 🙁
Kate has always been a wonderful friend to me, and always a support in all that I do. We’re all more than friends in our community, we’re family. And when one feels pain and loss… we all do.
Please stop by her site to offer your sympathies.
Thank you.
-=e=-
Party Weekend!
If you’re looking for me, you know where to find me.
Actually, I’m spending the weekend doing a layout for the site in photoshop… should have a nice uniform look by the end of the weekend.
Someone more bored than me.
Totse.Com – My suicide note
I must be jaded or twisted… but the responses on their message board to this guy who just announced he’s committing suicide are hilarious!
For example:
quote:
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Originally posted by DannyJ:
Jeff I have some things to say to you which could help you out a lot. E-mail me in complete confidence:
*******@hotmail.com
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You posted after he’d already killed himself on purpose just so you would look like a good person but know you wouldn’t have to actually help. Genius.
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Originally posted by DannyJ:
Jeff I have some things to say to you which could help you out a lot. E-mail me in complete confidence:
*******@hotmail.com
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You posted after he’d already killed himself on purpose just so you would look like a good person but know you wouldn’t have to actually help. Genius.
Oh, the drama…
Bored stupid (as usual)
God dammit… I am bored out of my mind!!!!
You know… the kind of boredom that makes you want to do stupid stuff like peel your face off with an x-acto blade to see what’s underneath your skin? Or ask some random woman off the streets what it would take to get them to sleep with you (I mean really, like THEY’D have a clue what they want, or they’d ACTUALLY tell you…you know?).
Not that I would ever actually do these things. I figured if I say it with enough enthusiasm, someone may just be dumb to entertain me by trying it. 🙂
It’s usually at this point where I make my own fun.
Something Zeldman used to say on MetaFilter when all us problem adults whined about boredom… “don’t see anything you like on the net? Then MAKE it.”
I have a few ideas, but I want to make it a GROUP effort. Make it OUR thing.
Far away from the prying eyes of boring old grown ups…
Perhaps we can discuss it inside….
Jann Saves Mother’s Day! HOORAY!
Ask and shall be given.
Beg like a pathetic loser (something I’m exceptionally good at), and one of your all-time favorite web artists will come through for you.
Lots of beautiful Mother’s Day E-Cards by Aspirations In Design.
(Of course, I’m always looking for more stuff and more than happy to give credit, gang.)
Send Jann some love for me…what an angel!
THANK YOU!!!!
In her honor, a blast from the past… an Aortal Link (ooh, the nostalgia!):
Beatallica – A generation X’er’s dream come true! And it’s ok, you can LEGALLY download their songs.
Take that, Hotlinkers!
Dear CyberPals,
In case you’re unaware of my policy regarding graphics and content on my site here it is again:
TAKE IT!
HELP YOURSELF!
STEAL IT… IT’S OK, I’LL MAKE MORE SH!T UP!
Seriously. Hell, I’m flattered! I’ll never embarrass anyone with a silly email threatening to sue someone for taking my “Intellectual Property” (*snort* Sorry. can’t say that word without laughing.) For starters, it’s not worth me paying a lawyer $75 to mail a Cease & Desist letter; retaining that same lawyer when you respond back with a big ol’ “F**K You!!!”; to fly him and myself to your own home state pay even MORE court fees to get you in front of a judge for him to simply ask you to “take it down”. It’s not worth it. Besides, the most popular ones like Angel.jpg aren’t even mine to begin with. Just something I liked on the web a few years ago and saved on my server.
Besides, if you knew me in real life, you’d know I’d give you the last $5 in my pocket if I knew you needed it.
SAVE IT ON YOUR OWN SERVER!
The only thing I do ask is that you put it up on your server instead of hotlinking off of my site. This website explains Bandwidth Theft better than I can, since some people obviously skipped the class on “Netiquette” when they signed on to the internets.
Continue reading “Take that, Hotlinkers!”
New SoApBoX rants and news & gossip
To Celebrate May Day… I offer the latest rant:
Nice guys (and girls) finish last at work too.
A great tutorial on Making iTunes (and other fancy) buttons for all the graphic artists in the house.
A site worth checking out: Our own lil’ Yankee Dyke has set up her own message board for us all to hang out. Check it out, and give her a hand getting the ball rolling.
R U 1337? Ph34r /\/\3!!!!
A great article on “Leet Speak” on MSN.
While a lot of it is self-explanitory, this will give you a fairly comprehensive guide, so you don’t have to wing it and be a PhuXing P0z0r NE-mor3.
– gOdOfMiScHiEf –
P.S. Y3r kid haz pr0n and w4r3z stashed on y0ur hard drive… l8r!
Adventures in Wal-Mart’s parking lot
First off… at my Wal-Mart in East Stroudsburg, there are literally 200 spots reserved for the handicapped. I mean COME ON!!!!! Do you really expect to do business with 200 gimps at once? Is it really necessary? 20 is more than enough (Unless you’re expecting Jerry Lewis to host a marathon there or something).
Something at Wulfgar’s touched on a subject very near and dear to my heart… Parking Lot Vultures. People who want your parking spot so bad that they are willing to risk life and limb to get it (even run over a poor defenseless puppy.)
I hate them!!! I hate them with a passion that I reserve only for Jethro Tull fans!!!!!
Fie upon these foul creatures… better yet, Downs Syndrome upon all their descendants!!!!
Have you ever walked in a parking lot and have these predatory bastards slowly creeping up behind you? AS YOU’RE WALKING!?!!??!
Continue reading “Adventures in Wal-Mart’s parking lot”
