Succubus Dating Service

SuccubusLonely?
Wife send you to the couch again?
Can’t afford a hooker?

Here’s a nifty little spell to summon a Succubus. For those not familiar with them, they’re the female version of the Incubus… nasty little demons that have sex with you while you sleep.

The bad news is Incubi outnumber Succubi 9 to 1.
Figures, right guys? Even in the Underworld you find yourself on a waiting list.

I bounced off a post in the Pocono Forums about ghosts to read about The Brown Lady of Rainham Hall. After that scared the crap out of me, I bounced to all sorts of supernatural phenomenon, Poltergeists to Banshees and finally to the Succubus.

Now, I’m open to the concept of some wild stuff…. but I think Incubi and Succubi are the products of someone’s wishful thinking in the Middle Ages. At an age of sexual repression where just about everything was a “no-no”, how convenient for these horny little demons to show up and cause unexplained pregnancies with unmarried women and sticky sheets for monks?

Even more hilarious is this site: Succubus Hunter.
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L8r!

UPDATE 12/20/04: Photos for the Reasons for Christmas II concert are up (better late then never, right?)

I’m not sure how long this site will be up… I have comments off because I already backed up MySQL and anything posted after this point will not exist after I make my move.

Just want to wish all of my CyberPals out there a Very VERY Happy ChristmaChanuKwanzaakah!

I’m off to be with friends and family, you can probably find me in one of four places:

  • Pocono Commuter.Com
  • The Pocono Forums
  • helping my buddy Len, at Blogesque…
  • or by email (which I assume, if you’re my pal, you know it.)
  • Lots of great new stuff in the works for 2005… and you will ALL be a part of it, as MY success is YOUR success.

    Love you all & see you soon.
    -=e=-

    Ripping off is the shittiest form of flattery

    THE REAL JOHN KERRY CONCESSION SPEECH

    I don’t know how long this guy will keep this post up after I called him/her a fucking thief in a Yahoo club this evening. Sure it was funny. I laughed almost as hard as when I read the same thing on Fanatical Apathy on November 3rd.
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    My nomination for “Best Post Ever”

    Why are Americans so Stupid?

    It’s harsh. It’s heated… for a guy like me that psychoanalyzes people for a hobby, it’s a smorgasboard of various viewpoints and cultural mindsets.

    I know, I know… we Americans don’t like criticism FROM outside parties, and it’s bound to piss you off. But I implore you to take a deeper look inside the comments. It delves INTO the various mentalities of Americans, Europeans, Arabs, Christians, Muslims, Atheists…

    You can write a thesis based on this thread.

    I love Les’ site… he and his guests always pull off an amazing blend of intellectual discussion in his threads.

    Surfing the post-election blogosphere

    Oy. What a mess.
    So much for us all being back to normal after November 3rd, huh?

    I’ve thought long and hard on what to say about all the bitterness, sniping, gloating, attacking, crazy talk, suicides and threats going on.

    Here goes….
    Imagine us all agreeing on every single thing…

    Linking only to people who share our views and our values and our opinions….

    Reading page after page of people who think exactly like us…

    Would that suck ass, or what? 🙂
    I’d be bored to fucking tears in a half hour flat.

    Catching up

    There’s a lot going on in my professional life right now. This is evidenced in my lack of activity here and on my friend’s sites. Politics is fun and all, but I’m only interested in it with the aspect of ridiculing it. My mind is made up, your mind is made up… and the only purpose we’re serving right now is to drive anyone FROM our sites in the years to come by trying to play “online pundit”. I am looking beyond November 2nd at this point… and hope many of you will be sticking around.

    I have an art director’s position waiting for me in the near future. I just gotta hang in there, and continue being the “nobody” I am now. I have the blessings of my family to resign any time I’d like, but there are some exciting things going on, whether my contributions are recognized or not:

    In the present I have the opportunity to work with top notch professionals that gave ABC News its presence on the web. The time for newspapers to acknowledge reality and embrace the future has come, and I want to be a part of that transition team. I also have the frustration of people with a small-town/RIAA-like mentality to struggle with on a daily basis. It’s taking a lot of my time… I have data, surveys and reports eating my brain.

    Fortunately I am POWERED by negativity.

    Enough about me… here’s what’s going on with my friends on the web:

    • The 3rd Annual Boobiethon is in its final 24 hours. As usual, a smashing success. Congratulations to its organizers for all their hard work, and a nod of recognition to all of the bloggers who have contributed pics to a wonderful cause and making a difference!
    • Congratulations to Mr. & Mrs. Zeldman on the arrival of their beautiful baby daughter on 9/28!
    • Octobuary is not only Breast Cancer awareness month (see “Boobiethon” above), but it is also Domestic Violence Awareness Month. Say hello to my dear friend, Lois Heckman and Women’s Resources of Monroe County – Real men don’t abuse those they’ve vowed to love, honor, cherish and protect. Even if you don’t live in the Poconos, I would urge you to seek them out if you have been a victim of abuse, and definitely support them.
    • Witchy guest spots here in SoApBoX and describes the surrealistic experience of her department being laid off in My only friend.. The End.Not only is she a valued friend and contributes here, but is also working with the equally lovely and fellow Texan Deb Smouse, and will be adding some good stuff to All Things Girl soon… and WILL have a website of her own soon, I swear.
    • Gina writes about “Hardcore Activists” who say taking an ACD (Arraignment Considering Dismissal) for the protests during the RNC Convention makes you a “sellout”. Gina disagrees, and so do I. I no longer support a Child Protection Reform GROUP for that very same reason (though my view on CP$ remains the same.).It’s one thing to stand up for what you believe in. It’s commendable.
      It’s another to become a martyr when you don’t have to. It’s senseless and stupid. 

      Radicals are in every movement. And they destroy that movement faster than the people you’re advocating against. They also kill the credibility of your cause. (See PETA and Greenpeace for a few examples. While there are some decent and relatively sane people involved, their reputations have all been tarnished and overshadowed by the actions of their extremist element.)

    • Gina also links to pictures FROM inside Pier 57 at The Memory Hole.

    More as I think of them…

    Hello dad… I’m in JAIL!

    My good friend, The Yankee Dyke was in New York City for the Quarter-million strong protest against the Republican National Convention. (A subtle hint if I ever saw one, eh?)

    Unfortunately there will be no photos because she and her friends were immediately incarcerated… for the unspeakable crime of… of… (I can’t say it…)

    Showing up! (aaagh… I said it!)
    Now, I’ve known Gina for quite some time now. She’s as much of a threat to National Security as my grandmother.

    Read her accounts of this experience at Tales FROM Pier 57.
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    News Breefs

    Lookie, lookie, lookie!!!! I beat The Mighty T to a test!!!!
    I was hoping to be the DEATH card, but ok...HERMIT “the meditator, philosopher, sage, wise man”
    You can not and will not compromise your values and have a desire to complete past things before beginning the new (you value completion, perfection, and introspection highly). You are a natural way-shower, sage, and seeker. You have an appreciation of the body and the wisdom of the earth and its natural process. You have a deep love for beauty, harmony, and order.

    which major arcana of the thoth tarot deck are you? short, with pictures and detailed results
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    If you’re not reading Fanatical Apathy, you’re an idiot. He’s funny as hell. Adam’s a former writer for The Daily Show and now he just got a Head Writer gig for a new TV show. I wish him the best. His political satire is priceless.


    Happy Anniversary Osama bin Forgotten!
    I took my Osama Clock down a few weeks ago out of disgust. Assuming he ever is captured or killed any time FROM now until election day, I’d rule it as something that should have been a priority long before going after any other scumbags and it’s just re-election theatrics at this point.

    Wulfgar reminds me that it’s been over 1,000 days since Bush’s pledge to bring him to justice. An interesting list of quotes collected by Buzzflash just astounds me at how the man who started the “War on Terror” with us stopped being important to Bush in no time flat.

    He’s now had three years to plot and finance the sequel to 9/11, and I’d love to see how the knuckledragging Bush apologists try and spin it away if (God forbid) it happens again.

    Let’s put it in milder terms that even a moron can understand…
    When you get a shutoff notice for your electric, and you spend all your time and energy paying your cable bill…

    … don’t be surprised when your tv set doesn’t work in the dark.
    It’s a question of priorities, isn’t it?

    (Yeah, call me a “lefty”, “Un-American” and a “traitor”… I’ve heard it all before asshole.
    Ad-Hominem attacks are SO 2002.)


    Pedophiles of the world: Rejoice! Yes the Olsen Twins turned 18.

    I dunno what some twisted folks are all excited about (considering I’ve been hearing pervs in newsgroups and message boards go on about them for years.). Unlike Hillary Duff and Britney Spears, the Olsen twins didn’t hit the scene as “pre-packaged lolitas” to run a countdown until they stopped being jailbait.

    Ok. Let’s put it to you this way. Next time some nasty-assed, middle-aged old man with a hairy back starts hankering to be a part of a Mary Kate and Ashley sandwich… may this image burn their eyeballs out:

    Awwww... lookit little Michelle!
    You’re welcome, you nasty bastard.On the other hand Lindsay Lohan turns 18 in just two weeks.
    Hey, I’m just saying, that’s all.

    Webbieworld

    I made this crazy lil' guy for a business called "La Tortilla Loca" a few years back
    It’s raining, damp and dismal here in the Poconos…
    BUT HEY…. IT’S TRES DE MAYO!!!!!! Partaaaaaay!!!!!

    I’m sure I’m opening up a can of worms here… but I always loved Webbieworld.

    For those that don’t remember in 2001, I got busted by two pathetic individuals with too much time on their hands for cheating my way INTO the top spot at Webbieworld, a portal by programming guru Mark McConnell.
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    Primary Day

    Well, while I realize primaries don’t float too many people’s boats… All of Washington has their eyes on PA tonight.

    Why? The Senator’s race between incumbent Arlen Specter and challenger Pat Toomey. It’s kind of a weird race, and it’s proven my point all year long that there are “two” Republican parties…

    Toomey is the “other” Republican party, the NeoCons.
    Specter is a moderate… in other words, MY party.
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