Are we happy campers yet?

There. I think the site is not only cross-browser compatible now, but liquid in resolution as well (Except for 600×400… come on dudes, it’s the 21st Century!).

I plead “laziness”, to be honest with you. Faith has been on my case about this for a while now (and she’s right, and she knows I know better)… but I never had the time. I just slapped this together, using one of Deb’s templates, and that was that.

In a professional gig, yes, I’ll spend the next week or so running cross-browser compatibility & resolution checks, make acceptable sacrifices to the overall design… but a personal weblog? Hell, I’ll never take that seriously.

No, I would never tell someone to change their browser. I’ve always believed it’s the designer’s job to make the site work for the viewer, not the other way around.

While we all slept…

… a couple of hotties in blogland made a few moves.

Jewdez made the jump FROM Geocities to www.jewdez.com – [blogroll Jewdez!]

Tammie came back for 2003 (like she promised) with a brand new blog: My Little Ones – [blogroll Tammie!]

Batgrl (whom I’ve targeted for “stalk a blogger weekend”) has finally put me in CHECK mate and countered with a post that I *HAVE* to agree with & wish I can continue the discussion here… just go there… NOW! [blogroll Batgrl!]

*goes back to the lab rebuilding his 5-year legacy on the web*

Stalk a Blogger weekend continues…

You know…
It’s not that I MEAN to pick on the adorable & nefarious Batgrl this weekend, but this one just fell INTO my lap!

While we all feel the sorrow of the “Mysterious One” with her sad story of the death of the Legendary Pancake Bunny…

I counter it with this…
“Woman kept at bay by ferocious rabbits”

I just had to fix the archives of this story by request of about 175 online readers. Some programming error happened and the story didn’t print.

I really gotta read my own paper more often.

Cutesy-ness ahoy!

HAH!!!! Not to be outdone by Batgrl and her Sleestak (it’s also the plural like “deer” and “moose”. I never knew that.).

I give you…

experiment #626

He’s bulletproof, fireproof, designed to destroy everything in his path.
He’s also cute and fluffy.

If you can sit through this movie, and not cry (even once)… I can only come to one conclusion:

You are a terrible person.

I will hunt you down, and test your tear ducts by putting cigarettes out in your FRIGGIN EYEBALLS! I will MAKE YOU CRY one way or another, you heartless, evil HORROR of a human being!!!!!

You make me sick.
Bastards.

“Ohana means family. And family means that no one is left behind… or forgotten…..”
– Stitch –

Two thumbs up (and a tissue) for Lilo & Stitch.
I shouldn’t have to EXPLAIN to you why.

Because I can’t afford Zeldman’s consultation fee

Warning: If you recently had a loved one croak on you… you need to SERIOUSLY skip this thread.

While the Mrs. is reading and goofing on the local paper (you know, the one I work for???)… I hear her and her yenta friends howling like banshees downstairs over an ad:

SHARE MEMORIES.
Visit our online obituaries.”Share memories???? What the hell is THAT supposed to mean??!!??!
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Blogger Lovefest Day

I got the news straight FROM Solonor (whom I go to for all the latest Princess™ news & gossip.), and it was confirmed by Zuly too!

Love thy neighborJanuary 14, 2003 – has been declared Bloggin’ Lovefest Day – A day we set aside all our hostility, all our anger, all our raggy-ness, and pick just ONE blogger whom we absolutely love and talk about them. I like that. I am all for love every once in a while. As long as you people don’t get too carried away.

Get yer buttons here

A few buttons I whipped up today for E.C.B.
More are coming. Submissions are DEFINITELY welcome.

Hey, if you can’t make it… that’s cool. But can you put a button on your site to spread the word and SHOW support? Thanx!!!!

(Right click, save upload to your own server and link to http://undisturbed.org/ecb/ Don’t make me hunt you down, ok?)

Now, with everyone’s permission… I’d like to pop the Powerpuff Girls Movie in the VCR and go to sleep at a decent hour.

What, you got a problem with the Powerpuff Girls too?????

Suggested Bloggie Nominees

I tried this last year with the Z-List. The problem isn’t with the Bloggies… it’s with the bloggers. They’re too fucking narcississtic, and they nominate themselves, a handful of friends, and then the usual suspects. (Yes, I normally get physically ill like this when I ponder the “how does this relate to ME” nature of bloggers. FUCK ‘EM ALL!)
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Rorshach anyone?

They got all this FROM me looking at pictures of scary-ass demons, guys being tortured by female gang members, and women being raped at gunpoint????

E-Mode Ink Blot Test… (via Robyn)

E***, your unconscious mind is driven most by Curiosity

This means you are full of questions about life, people, and the potential of your future. You spend more time than others envisioning the possibilities of your life – things that others are too afraid to consider.

Your curiosity burns with an almost physical need to know and do more. It’s only through new experiences that you feel a greater understanding of yourself or the world – which ultimately is the greatest way for you to feel satisfied.

(Like…”Why are some of you people so fucked up???” You mean I’m the only one who’s asked you?)

It is possible that the underlying reason for your drive towards curiosity is a deeply rooted fear of boredom. That means that you are probably more susceptible than others to feel like you’re falling INTO a rut when life slows down INTO a comfortable routine.

(WHO…ME???? “Fear of boredom????” pshaw!)

[I spared you the rest of this inside…]
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