From the home office in Sioux City Iowa…
“Rejected Bloggie Categories” – For some reason, Nicolai Nolan just didn’t feel like adding them, despite my spams, e-mail bombs, and threats of “something really, REALLY bad” happening to his cat:
And they are…
- Best Blog by a washed-up child actor
- Best blog by a space cadet aboard the Starship Enterprise
- Best meme by a guy too cheap to take his wife out to dinner
- Most comments for eating a sandwich
- Best blog by a child actor who DIDN’T do time with Todd Bridges
- Most comments for taking a dump with corns in it
- Best blog by a guy whose initials are “WW”
- Best blog by a guy who stared at Beverly Crusher’s hooters a little TOO much for a “tv son”…
- Best blog by someone who thanks God every day Rick Berman or William “fucking” Shatner didn’t read him before being cast in “Nemesis”
Best blog by a guy who doesn’t know that 99% of his footage was cut FROM Nemesis because -e- has Rick Berman’s and William “fucking” Shatner’s email addys PLUS all the links to where Wil Wheaton was talking smack about them.
And the Number ONE rejected blog category….
heh heh…