An ambiguous post… just for you.

YOU SUCK!
YOU THINK EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS ABOUT YOU!!!
I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER SECOND OF YOUR WHINING AND DRIVELING “POOR ME” BULLSHIT!

Whine! Whine! Whine! Whine! Whine! Whine!

Yeah I’m fucking talking to you!!!!
(No not *you*. You’ll flame me out of existence… I mean this to the little wimp behind you.)

How much more of your nauseating crap are you planning on putting us through, anyway? On and on about crap that nobody cares about.
(No I’m not really talking about you. It *IS* directed toward the big guy that can flame me out of existence, but I’m such a non-assertive chickenshit with confrontational issues, that I’d rather hurt everyone else’s feelings instead? Hope you understand.)

YAWN! YOU! SUCK!!!!!
DON’T LIKE IT? STOP COMING HERE, ASSHOLE!!!!!

Talk shit about me in your blog, and I’ll pop a cap in yo ass. Any questions?

You know…
Thank God none of us take what’s written in blogs seriously. If that were so, I’d have to pack a bulletproof vest and hire Jet Li when I go to BlogCon II. 🙂

I’m reading this article right now, where the police are issuing warrants in L.A. and Vegas, probing just-released-from-prison-last-year Marion “Suge” Knight and investigating the muders of Tupac Shakur and Notorius B.I.G.

It’s about damn time.

“A recent Los Angeles Times article speculated that Notorious B.I.G. was behind the Shakur murder.”
Oh gee… Ya think?????
Five years ago, I thought *EVERYBODY* knew that!

Not that this is anything new in the music biz, or even restricted in rap. Mötley Crüe seems to always be kicking some band’s ass that was talking shit about them in a magazine or on MTV.

You would think everyone would learn to rise above the petty vendettas, realize that their talents are netting them a great livelihood, and they are now in a business?

But then again, maybe the music business *IS* the problem.
Tupac’s & Biggie Smalls’ CD’s sold like hotcakes post-mortem. Look for a RUN-DMC “greatest hits” coming soon, and that will soar up the charts now that Jam Master Jay is gone.

(*I think this investigation including Jam Master Jay is a bit of a stretch… he wasn’t into this kind of bullshit. Quite frankly, the only reason I was interested in the article is because I was hoping there was a break in that case. I could give two shits less about any of these guys.*)

I suggest a better idea for the record industry that sees young, talented Black men as nothing more than a commodity… A BOXING MATCH.

Think about it. Marion “Suge” Knight -vs- Sean “P. Diddy” Combs on Pay-Per-View. I know I’d pay to see it. They wanna gun each other down afterward…? Who cares???? The public got some entertainment, and the powers that be make a shitload of money… a win-win situation for the record business.

Sounds like a fun idea for bloggers too. A new event for BlogCon.
I’m picturing Faith, Michele, or Melly taking on their longtime adversaries in a match of Jello Wrestling in bikinis and…and…

I gotta go, something suddenly came up!!!!!! 😀

Typical Male

I was supposed to find our more about this Wet T-shirt contest, but I fell asleep. (I know, I know. Typical male).

Here’s More info. (There’s talk about money going to breast cancer research too. which I think is a cool idea.)

Here’s Round Two.


I certainly hope the shit currently being flung in another corner of the web is something new, not another lame attempt to drudge up old wounds, and (MOST IMPORTANTLY) not involving me. I said I was moving on, and I did.

Last summer was a rough one for everyone, we all let off a little steam online, and the mature people are back on speaking terms with each other again. Personally, I had a lot of fun over the summer, and I hope we all get to do it again! :0)

The web is not my life. I *STILL* find real life far more interesting.
The war goes on, and I could give two shits less about *ANYONE’S* feelings. Mine especially (Hell, my feelings stopped mattering years ago!.)

If you can dare to compare people’s bad health, losing parents, being unemployed, losing custody, and whatever else to some stupid blog entry about you…

… then CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT GROUNDED IN REALITY.

*steps down from soapbox to find more wet-t shirt pics. *

What the people want…

A simple campaign strategy works wonders:

If you show me your boobs, I will vote for you.
If said boobs should also happen to be attached to a face like Michele’s, I will keep deleting the cookies in my computer and vote for you repeatedly.

Simple.

Now why am I not in this “MOST HAWKISH AND BLOODY-HUNGRY blog in the entire blogosphere” contest on Daily Pundit?

Oh right. Nobody’s ever heard of me.
I’ve really gotta stop changing names and personas.

Perhaps you all remember the gOdOfMiScHiEf, or Rik Havyk? Or perhaps other names I’ve carried throughout history: LoKi, Astaroth, Vlad Tepes…

….DOES FUCKING SATAN RING A BELL??!!!??

*sigh* I’m gonna die in obscurity again… watch.

I am a vindictive bitch…

No.
Do not adjust your monitors.

I am dressed in drag for Halloween.
I blame Faith for this… who blames Batgrl for this (who is currently dressed up as Jon Sullivan. are those two getting nauseating, or what?)

Batgrl *TRIES* to put the blame on poor innocent Nerdboy “I’m a fashion model” Mikey for this. Nice try.

Batgrl is simply a “PROBLEM ADULT”. She’s just not happy until she causes trouble somewhere.

At any rate, I am the keeper of the orange now. WORSHIP ME!!!!!

So, who is *YOUR* blog gonna be for Halloween?

God is Love… Man is (apparently) a moron

From the “why-won’t-this-guy-just-shut-the-fuck-up???” files:

Thus sayeth Jerry Fallwell:
NEW YORK (AP) – The Rev. Jerry Falwell says ‘I think Muhammad was a terrorist’ in an interview to be broadcast Sunday on the CBS program “60 Minutes.”

Awwwww COME ONNNNnnnnnn!!!!!!!
Just when the world has finally gotten over his blaming gays, pagans, & feminists for being solely responsible for September 11st… his mouth runneth over again. I refuse to question what planet “Mr. Moral Majority” is living on, or how close his house is in proximity to the fumes of a crack factory.

Why do they give this guy airtime??!!???

“…’Jesus set the example for love, as did Moses,’ Falwell says. ‘I think Muhammad set an opposite example…’ “

Are we talking about the same Jesus and Moses here, Jerry?

Jesus who said:
“Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.”
(Matthew 10:34)

The same Jesus who opened up a can of whoop-ass on the Money Changers in the temple? Flipping their tables over, and going postal on them with a whip?
(Mark 11:15-19)

Moses? Who had to flee Egypt after killing a man, and hiding his body in the sand???
(Exodus 2:11-15)

I’m dangerous on the topic of religion, Jerry. Don’t screw with me.
Bad enough to add hypocrisy on top of stupidity.

There’s a time for peace, and there’s a time to kick someone’s ass (as Jesus and Moses has shown), and to now equate Islam with terrorism is like saying Christianity stands solely for hate groups like the KKK, and bombing abortion clinics.

See? They can say that about us Christians too.

Islam is not the enemy. Like any religion, Islam is about humanity’s quest to reach out to their Creator. There’s peace and there’s violence in it, just like Christianity and Judaism…

The enemies are the religious zealots (*ahem* stares at Fallwell…), who would take scripture and twist it to suit their agendas.

The First Amendment for dummies.

(Does this sound like anyone you know? I can think of at least five people off the top of my head….)

Idiot: “Dammit to hell, this ‘Freedom of Speech’ stuff is bullshit. We don’t have it!”

Me: “Sure we do.”

Idiot: “Everytime I open my mouth, someone attacks me in my comments.”

Me: “Well, they have freedom of speech too, remember?”

Idiot: “It’s not RIGHT!!!!”

Me: “Yeah, that “freedom” stuff is a bitch, ain’t it?”
Continue reading “The First Amendment for dummies.”

Congratulations. You win.

No stupid weblog is worth me either losing my job, or having those I love more than life itself, taken away from me again.

Well, this will be my last ever post with Kare or Nico in it.

Kare talks of contacting my boss, knowing damn well he has nothing to do with this site, neither does my ISP host it.

She also talks of “other avenues” she can take if that doesn’t work.
I know damn well what that means. They don’t deserve this shit, but you don’t care. I ignored your garbage for the longest time, so you resort to attacking those closest to me.

She’s in a tizzy over a post from a week ago, and is demanding her link removed. This comes from the same person famous for saying “I have the right to say whatever I want. If you don’t like it, don’t come here.”

Apparently, I *DON’T* have that right. Or to even simply link to a page where she’s bashing me. At least not without a cost of something important.
Continue reading “Congratulations. You win.”

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