On this day in history…

“Some say I’ve lost my mind…
I simply think I’ve just become a very dangerous person.

I’m down… but I sure as hell ain’t out. ”
– gOdOfMiScHiEf, Saturday, November 03, 2001 3:30 PM –

On a tiny little page on Blogspot (then Geocities, then Surreally), those cryptic words launched Enemy of the State one year ago today…

Enemy of the State

Words of a broken man who lost all hope, on the edge, and had to get online and vent before he went insane.

Whatever happened to that guy, anyway? I heard he died of “excessive whining”… is that possible?

What the people want…

A simple campaign strategy works wonders:

If you show me your boobs, I will vote for you.
If said boobs should also happen to be attached to a face like Michele’s, I will keep deleting the cookies in my computer and vote for you repeatedly.

Simple.

Now why am I not in this “MOST HAWKISH AND BLOODY-HUNGRY blog in the entire blogosphere” contest on Daily Pundit?

Oh right. Nobody’s ever heard of me.
I’ve really gotta stop changing names and personas.

Perhaps you all remember the gOdOfMiScHiEf, or Rik Havyk? Or perhaps other names I’ve carried throughout history: LoKi, Astaroth, Vlad Tepes…

….DOES FUCKING SATAN RING A BELL??!!!??

*sigh* I’m gonna die in obscurity again… watch.

Is it time for another friggin update??!!?

You know… I’m one of those guys, that if he has nothing to say, he doesn’t post.

But given my wild lifestyle and track history, that gives a lot of CyberPals cause to panic… so here’s what’s on my plate:

  • My digital empire is coming back with a vengeance – If you knew where to look right now, you can have access to over 3,000 True Type Fonts. The database test has been tested tonight, and it’s gonna rock.
    Continue reading “Is it time for another friggin update??!!?”
  • Power and Stupidity…

    Yes… it is 4:45, and I’m about to go to sleep. (again)

    I redid the door and window for poser, and I’ll send them out to everyone who asked tomorrow (or the next day, or…).

    It was brought to my attention what I have known all along:
    I am a moron.

    See the “Subscribe for updates” box on the right? I was getting a complex because no one has signed up recently… fact is the damn thing hasn’t been working since the jump to undisturbed.org.

    It works know…
    If you signed up before, and haven’t had an update mailed to you in months… well, I lost your address during the move.

    Why? Like I said, I’m a moron.

    Well, no major news here… well it is major to me.
    I registered to vote on the day of the deadline.

    It will work like this… if you are an incumbent. I vote you out.
    Simple as that.
    I suddenly feel some sense of empowerment here. :0)

    I think everyone who thinks that it all sucks, should just vote ’em all out and let fresh blood take over… I mean, how much worse can it get? Especially all of the local ones… *THEY’RE* the ones who effect your daily life more than a president or senator.

    I know what you’re thinking… “e, that’s horrible…. putting people out of work like that, because you’re disenchanted with society????”

    Folks… they’re not “people” okay? They’re politicians. It’s all showbiz. They’ll rape their own mothers and put it on videotape if it means getting your votes. They’re the lowest species on earth. Just below slugs, algae, and casting directors.

    Do yourself a favor and boot them all out.
    I’m looking forward to having an ex-judge ask me:
    “Would you like fries with that, sir?”

    hee hee!

    Ugh… it’s that *month* again.

    The unimaginable happens to me and those close to me every October. This is the month where the “worst case scenario” is almost a guarantee. Here in Anarchtica, it is to the benefit of all elected officials that statistics are in the extremes…

    If you are in front of a judge this month, you are guaranteed to be incarcerated for even the tiniest of infractions. Prisons are filled to the brim this month, as judges, district attorneys, and anyone else up for re-election can boast of their “high conviction rates”, “low crime”, and how they’ve “taken criminals off the streets”.

    You are nothing more than a sacrificial lamb for their statistics. You’re not quite innocent, but you are *definitely* not the hardened criminal they make you out to be. You are run through the system as “just a number”…

    …and your family can’t do a damn thing about it.

    Come November, the incumbents will win in a landslide…
    Why? Because those living a trouble-free life will buy into this PR bullshit.

    The recipients of this heavy-handed justice aren’t allowed near a voting booth for at least 60 days. Their family’s spirits are too broken to even consider voting these jokers out of office, though they should anyway.

    Their voices will never be heard and their stories will never be told.
    It’s a win-win situation for the truly corrupt.
    It’s set up that way.

    Not to worry. All is fine in my world…
    At least that I know of. There’s nothing pending for any of us.

    It was finished in my war last year, where losing meant “losing everything”. Victory over that war came at an unimaginable price to so many people around me.

    Like I said, this is the month where the “inconceivable” happens.

    There are still the bad guys, and old scores to settle. New plots of retaliation. I sit quietly in the darkness, with my glistening blade, and wait for them to come.

    Welcome to my dark and scary world.

    I approach October with baited breath, apprehension, and all the bitterness of days gone past.

    I hate October.
    But bring it on anyway.

    Carry the 7, stoopid!

    I was working out a complex formula.
    Due to a mathematical error, the results proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that I don’t exist.

    *WHEW*
    I suck at math.

    On a personal note, a certain unnamed caseworker has a broken leg due to a freak accident.
    “Curse of the Warlock” strikes again.
    *SweetLittleInnocentGrin*

    How I spent my summer vacation…

    You see? YOU SEE????!!!

    See what happens when you talk crap about people, blow things out proportion, and threaten to expose the secret identities of the four members of the cartel of super-powered hyper bitches known as “The Loop”… and what happens?

    You get unplugged.

    The week of tech hell climaxes with a line from Quest going down, and me left without internet service *AND* a website (among a bunch of very irate business owners across the Poconos)….

    Today’s Ugly Scale: 8

    So I get it….
    I’ll submit to “The Loop” and be good.

    … for now.
    *EvilGrin*

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