FundaMENTAList brainwashing

Freedom at Last for Pakistanis Who Aided Taliban

“The mullahs in my area said that as Muslims we should go to Afghanistan to fight a jihad,” 22-year-old Amir Khan, FROM Peshawar, told Reuters.

“I can not deny this was my intention. I arrived in Afghanistan in October. I spent three days in Kabul and then went to Mazar-i-Sharif. I was captured the day after I arrived there.”

Like many of his comrades, Khan said he had received no military training and insisted he was a religious student who had been “misled” by the mullahs.

Ahh, my dear “misled” Muslim brother:
I feel your pain. I really do. You and I have both been brainwashed and played as a sucker by the leaders of our respective religions at some point or another. Can you name one atrocity in human history that didn’t have religious overtones tied in it somewhere?

While I admit the Christian fundamentalists (and I can’t stress the “MENTAL” part of that word enough.), are as insane and dangerous* as their Islamic counterparts…

…I am pretty sure I wouldn’t grab a gun, run to another country, and become an ENEMY COMBATANT on some evangelist’s “say-so”.

That makes you a dumbass. And I think you realize it now.
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Three years ago today

Beth A. Keiser / Associated Press
Rescue workers rushed to the ruins in hopes of finding survivors, earning America’s respect and gratitude.
Beth A. Keiser / Associated Press

“The only thing I know certain about him (bin Laden) is that he’s evil. And I don’t know what to believe about him, except that he wants to hurt Americans. I suspect he now wants to hurt the people of Pakistan. And we’re not going to let him. We will do everything we can to stop him here at home, and we’re doing everything we can to hunt him down and bring him to justice.”

– G.W. Bush, 11/10/01

(Four months later, he flip-flopped)

“So I don’t know where he (bin Laden) is. Nor — you know, I just don’t spend that much time on him really, to be honest with you.”
– G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

Source:Bush quotes about bin Laden“* –

THIS is the man you want leading us for ANOTHER four years?
I’d feel safer with Mickey Mouse in office.

* According to Wikipedia, the quotes on Buzzflash are questionable. So, I did the next best thing and replaced them with verifiable quotes which say the same exact thing. Yes. I am a flip-flopper too. I will understand if I’ve lost your vote as a write-in candidate for the Presidency. But I’d still feel safer with Mickey Mouse though, and I stand behind that remark. -=e=-

Why is Kerry losing? (Part One)

I’ll be 100% honest with you, I’m not thrilled with John Kerry. I thought General Clark or Howard Dean were much better choices. These were guys that didn’t take shit, and if Joe Lieberman (D- Sellout) had spent as much energy bringing down Bush as he did Clark and Dean in the primaries… this election would practically be over. The fact that Kerry is “Not Bush” works for me to get out and vote, but that’s not going to work for everyone.

“They said Howard Dean was a loose cannon, but compared to John Kerry, at least Dean has a cannon.” –Bill Maher, talking to Dean last Friday, on Maher’s HBO show

Bush scores big points FROM me for one thing in this campaign: SIMPLICITY. It’s what you need to reach the people. Not one thing he’s saying is true, but it sure sticks in your head!
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Why is Kerry losing? (Part Two)

The Issues? WHO CARES ABOUT THE ISSUES??? The voters want a down and dirty fight! Name one election that was won by a candidate who took the high road? (Hint: 0)

  • Stop being so goddamn nice, you have less than two months to deliver a knockout (Most people are ready to make up their minds now. Negative ads work. Ask the Swiftboat Liars.)
  • Enough with Vietnam, already! I commend you for your heroism when I was four years old… but what are you going to do in the here and now?
  • Keep it simple stupid! Healthcare, taxes, economy…. YAWN!
    Your opponent snorted coke at Camp David, went AWOL in his last year in the “Champagne Squadron”, and went INTO hiding like a “girlie man” when our nation was under attack on Sept. 11th when we needed a leader… (Shall I go on?)
  • Middle Americans are a bunch of sissies that believe terrorism is something new, and Al-Qaeda is going to blow up their Wal-Mart next… start assuring these paranoid losers already!
  • Less optimism, more fear – Ask Bush how he intends to invade Iran and Syria without bringing back the Draft?
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    Purple Heart Band-Aids… niiiice.

    Another thing that turned a lot of people off FROM last week’s Republican National Hatefestâ„¢ was the Purple Heart Bandaids being passed around, basically calling John Kerry and anyone else who bled for our country a bunch of sissies and crybabies?

    Is that what Republicans think of our men and women in the armed forces and their sacrifices?
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    Ghosts of the past, conflicts of the present

    There’s lots of new changes on the site whether you see it or not. For starters, the site is “skinned”. I’m in the process of making a back-end CMS (content management system) that controls my links, fonts, and now the guestbook.

    As you can see, I haven’t added the “Sign my book” function yet. And as you can tell FROM the most recent date… it’s been awhile. It’s almost painful to read some of the entries and remember what they were for.

    A lot of history here.


    No, I’m still off until March… and with a series of brand new redesigns. But a few things have come up…

    A ghost FROM the past has come back to haunt me in the form of a legal action next month that requires my undivided attention. The fact is, this case shouldn’t be. Of course, you know how the court system in PA works:

    1. Plaintiff open his mouth.
    2. Judge looks at defendant.
    3. Defendant has to prove their innocence.

    I’ve never seen such stupid horseshit in my life. I have to prove this dickhead has no case, rather than the judge asking what evidence the plaintiff has to justify wasting our time. Otherwise I have to deal with my stuff being auctioned again to pay whatever the judge awards this clown just for filling out three forms and showing up.

    Oh yeah, and he’s in a wheelchair too. Tell me how my odds are.


    I’m torn here…

    I’ve always been enamored by the concept of us all HAVING a sense of “community”. Aside FROM the typical things that communities do, like get together, have barbeques and block parties and good times…

    … there comes times when you have to take out the trash.

    Some people rise to the occasion, and some people don’t. I remember the outrage when we heard that a married adult blogger asked an underage girl to masturbate on her web cam, when another turned out to be a manipulative prick that hurt people and hid behind their charisma, when another led us to believe she had a daughter dying of cancer…

    The list goes on over the years. The offending parties end up being chased to the outskirts of town with torches and pitchforks… and we never hear FROM them again.

    In a strange, ironic twist… a post FROM a dear, sweet friend showed up in my referrals today to remind me that there are people that care… and there are people there for you when you need them.

    There’s more to it though. Lots more. You can ask anyone that gets involved… there’s a price to pay. You get the “Why don’t you mind your business?” email harassment. You make enemies for life. If you don’t get enough backup, you get the shit kicked out of you for all to see.

    Been there done that. More times than I care to remember.

    It’s a big-ass community now. The stakes get higher and higher.
    Do we start taking the “mind your business” route?
    Do we take it when we stand more to lose than gain?
    Do we do it even after we’ve been burnt so many times in the past?

    I don’t want to give out particulars just yet (it’s not political, ok?). I’m very interested in what you think.

    Is it worth it to get involved in the web community anymore?
    Is it time for some of us to hang up our badges as “Net Police”?
    You can even post anonymously and/or not leave an email.

    What’s coming up in 1984… uhm, I mean 2004

    My stats are ridiculously low… at least here on WHUZZUP. I hear that same complaint on a lot of blogs I visit too. Like people went off on summer vacation, and never came back. (Most likely it’s “Supply and Demand”. I couldn’t *possibly* visit every site I link to in one sitting. And I’m sure I’ve pissed off everyone at this point to insure I’m not a “must read” anywhere.)

    Elsewhere, my stats dictate it’s painfully obvious that the people want escapism and entertainment.

    You may think I’m out of my mind for saying this… but I’m relieved.
    This takes the pressure off of me HAVING to write here constantly. I have way better things to do, like unroll a 2004 redesign (or three with a “skinning option”), make much-needed repairs on my fonts, free stuff, and e-cards sections… bring back the “The Guestbook FROM Hell”.

    And most of all, not have to discuss politics. I hate talking politics.
    It turns people off as much as my flame wars did.

    2004 Predictions: If you thought blogland was ugly with the Iraq war… you ain’t seen nothing yet. The Presidential race will be the nastiest viper pit of mudslinging, and emotionally immature and ignorant turdfest imaginable, and the web will definitely be one of the frontlines.

    As much as I’d love to slam back at all of the “bad asses” who are just beginning to be aware of world events, and are suddenly “experts”… I’d rather leave that to the pros.
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    Congratulations Mike Fisher

    I can’t find any news articles to link to, but I’d like to offer my heartfelt congratulations to Attorney General Judge Mike Fisher, as he was sworn in to the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Monday, appointed by President Bush and approved by the Senate.

    Those who were here two years ago recall he had my full support when he ran against Ed Rendell for Governor of Pennsylvania.

    Those who were here three years ago, remember he was one of the few lawmen to give my family a break and work with us when we had all our legal woes after buying a bad business FROM a con man, and getting stuck with the bills, threats and headaches.

    (Despite a legal precedent set in New Jersey, which returned an indictment for said con man, most Pennsylvania courts decided to screw us ov… *deep cleansing breath*… it’s all in the past, let it go, nobody cares… pins and needles, needles and pins… *EXHALE*)

    Anyway…
    He’s a good man, a true crimefighter, and I’m happy for him/sorry to see him go.
    Congratulations, Mike!!!

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