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Old posts here from 1998 – 2003. Frankly, I’m too lazy to sort them, and I don’t think anyone cares, really.
I set out to see is Thomas Jefferson was the only founding father people seem to get… so I get *this* looney toon:
OH, COME ON NOW!!!! This is why I don’t take these stoopid tests. They are *so* innacurate. I am nothing like this guy!!!!
Did he own slaves too?
“Whaadya mean I’m funny? What am I… a fucking clown here to amuse you????”
– Joe Pesci, Goodfellas –
(Via Batgrll and Llee, who got it from Michelle)
Well, more or less… the Associated Press has projected Ed Rendell the new Governor of Pennsylfuckingtucky.
I wonder how much hate mail I’ll get if I keep referring to him as “That big goofy Jew in Harrisburg”? :0)
Truth be told, if it were anyone else besides Mike Fisher running against him, I would have voted for him too. This State, in my opinion, is TOO fucking Republican… a scary kind of totalitarian Republican…
…and this comes from a lifelong Republican.
Hell, the Taliban wouldn’t even move here.
Continue reading “The people have spoken are schmucks”
“Are you better off now than you were four years ago?”
– Ronald Reagan, 1980 –
That was a powerful question. One that put the Governor of California in the White House for eight years…
I have asked myself that same question every year since then.
This year, the answer is a loud, primal screaming “HELL NO”.
Today, the people will have the power to send hundreds of lying, corrupt, inept, and lazy politicians straight to the employment line. Crushing their dreams of further aspirations up the political ladder.
They’ve lied to you. They’ve betrayed you. They’ve sold you out for their own interests.
They will send your sons, daughters, nieces, nephews, and grandchildren to die to support their fatcat lifestyle.
They’re not a part of the solution… they’re part of the problem.
Will you be better off when their next term ends than you are right now?
You decide tomorrow.
Vote… while you still have the privilege.
Oh man.
I wanna ping her in the WORST way.
Though I’ve been an avid reader of Raising Hell (which BobtheCorgi got me into.), and though I’ve heard people rant about her constantly, I never got into her blog until recently…
I’ve had the pleasure of watching her knock the shit out of four unnamed bloggers, who performed this whole de-linking ritual of her over her political views. You know, God forbid we run into someone we don’t agree 100% with. We must avoid them at all costs, or we might learn something. I don’t agree with her views on the Iraqi invasion, but hell, I love her style! Plus she handles her hatemail like a pro.
Lo and behold, she is a New Yorker… highly opinionated, rude and brash (gee, what a shock)… like me and many other New Yorkers I know. The only people who seem to understand our kind seems to be the equally rude and brash Chicago-ite, John.
… except we don’t have “listening face”. :0)
So not since Deb and Batgrl have I found myself harboring this unhealthy addiction of popping by a blog several times a day, just to see what’s up. What’s worse is there’s at least one new entry at A Small Victory every time I do it.
I like her blog…
I like her tits…
Mostly, I like the way her demented little mind works.
But can ya lay off the posting there? I really gotta get work done here!
PS: Today is Dan’s birthday. Dan has no comments. We must all chip in and buy Dan comments for his birthday. Happy birthday Dan. (You cheap bastard)
“Some say I’ve lost my mind…
I simply think I’ve just become a very dangerous person.
I’m down… but I sure as hell ain’t out. ”
– gOdOfMiScHiEf, Saturday, November 03, 2001 3:30 PM –
On a tiny little page on Blogspot (then Geocities, then Surreally), those cryptic words launched Enemy of the State one year ago today…
Words of a broken man who lost all hope, on the edge, and had to get online and vent before he went insane.
Whatever happened to that guy, anyway? I heard he died of “excessive whining”… is that possible?
Why am I standing behind Mike Fisher for Governor?
And most importantly…
This paved the way for New Jersey homeowners to sue the person responsible. New Jersey saw justice done… while PA will remain conned and shafted, thanks to our MORONIC local government and District Attorney.
Time for a change in Pennsylvania.
As far my family is concerned, we owe Mike Fisher a large debt of gratitude.
And WE’RE voting for him for Governor.
My apologies for these pictures being crappy, but the pictures will be deleted by morning. There’s either something wrong with the camera, or I am even more inept than I give myself credit for…
So we got the two punkers, Belle, a Genie, and Zorro…
I was most impressed with the boy’s choice of a costume. He could have been Batman, or Spiderman. But he chose this because he liked the sword. He’s only able to slice lemons in quarters when you toss them at him, but I’m sure with a little practice he’ll get better.
I honestly have no idea where he gets this stuff from…
A simple campaign strategy works wonders:
If you show me your boobs, I will vote for you.
If said boobs should also happen to be attached to a face like Michele’s, I will keep deleting the cookies in my computer and vote for you repeatedly.
Simple.
Now why am I not in this “MOST HAWKISH AND BLOODY-HUNGRY blog in the entire blogosphere” contest on Daily Pundit?
Oh right. Nobody’s ever heard of me.
I’ve really gotta stop changing names and personas.
Perhaps you all remember the gOdOfMiScHiEf, or Rik Havyk? Or perhaps other names I’ve carried throughout history: LoKi, Astaroth, Vlad Tepes…
….DOES FUCKING SATAN RING A BELL??!!!??
*sigh* I’m gonna die in obscurity again… watch.
WOO HOO!!!
GO KELLY LEWIS!!!!!
(Alright, I’m allowing ONE incumbent to stay in office… shut up.)
…. uh oh.
Pretty funny.
Due to some kind of a glitch, Eastern Poconos Community News doesn’t seem to be on the racks today, yet they have their website updated. I wonder how that was possible???
*Kisses his new macro program when no one is looking. Hee hee*
I was gonna post some of tonight’s Halloween pics .
But fuck it. I’m going to bed.
Happy Halloween everyone.
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