HAHAHAHA!!! I needed a good laugh tonight, and I got one. Someone drops some anonymous crap at my guestbook . One of my homies let me know why sweet lovable me, who just endured the week from hell (along my family) is getting this verbal abuse.

Check out Jenett’s latest antics
(I originally wasn’t going to post anything… but this stuff keeps backfiring on him. It’s beginning to look like a “Wile E.Coyote/Road Runner Cartoon.. hee hee!!!!)

• He’s posting private emails I sent him on the internet from last year.
• Siccing brainwashed dogs over here, attacking me, without even asking my side of the story….
• And he’s calling ME a stalker and I’M slandering HIM…. HAHAHAHA!!!!

Sorry, you ain’t my type. I’m flattered though

Sure he’s got the right to say what he wants on his site…(Personally, I think posting private Emails was pretty low, as well as calling me a stalker… when it ain’t me who looks obsessed here).

….But so can I.
And apparently I do it so much better. :0)
* Note: Half the crap he posted was from the summer of 1999.

* I’ve been over it for quite a while. This is all about HIM trying to get attention and have his ego stroked.
* He’s got the right to reject people, and I have the right to be furious about being rejected and express my feelings on the matter here in MY SITE.
* I also reserve the right to make fun of anyone I want
(especially when I know I hit a nerve)…END OF STORY!

Mötley Crüe’s Flash Video – “Hell On High Heels” is now a cartoon video… made by the geniuses at Camp Chaos

A Girls Own Yearbook – Kim is hysterical! A lot of insights into her life & thoughts.

Sugar & Brine – Erica is the talented young lady who designed WalkingBitch’s White Trash Diner. I meant to give her a plug for a while… I really did. Last time I was there it had this cutesy “Retro” look. This week it has this dark, gothic theme going on, featuring Edward Gorey artwork… either way, she’s too cool.

Dark And Nightshade’s Pandemonium Productions – Pete Milan… any friend of Matt Rossi and The Webmistress is clearly a friend of mine. Matt & Pete team up to write some great stories, Buffy/Xander stories, a great weblog… {when I saw WHUZZUP! there with “You wanna get nuts?? Come on, let’s get nuts!”… I knew right then and there we’re gonna be buds!}… But best of all a pic of this hot looking redheadthat’s a link, so the cursor becomes a pointer and I find myself sticking my finger in her belly button everytime I’m there (I probably shouldn’t have written this.)… does this guy know what we like, or what???

Voices of Unreason – Mark Morgan put together an incredible collective of great stories from various writers…. SUBMISSIONS WANTED!

Steve Case’s Home Page – AOL/Time Warner mogul’s home on the web. Because I felt we all need a good laugh right about now. :0)

My official Newsletter….
NOW I’m officially on Hiatus.

 

 

 

Oh yeah…. Happy Birthday Ashley

Now… I’m outta here!

Until further notice.
In the meantime… you can surf over to Website #35: Save-A-Dog. Or the Freshly redesigned Meyer Modular Homes, Reis Homes and Gresser Realty sites.

My contract ended with them July first… so it’s “Sayonara” to them as well as all my other cheapska freelance clients… I have a full time job ya know… I’m off the market (Unless, of course the improbable happens… and someone actually wants to pay real money for a website.) Especially since it cost a fortune finishing these jobs using my wife’s AOL account (all calls are long distance).

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Make no mistake. I’m not that vain to think anyone has noticed my absence on the web lately. Unless you send email to my home ISP or my POP3 eroxgraphix.com address {and hear from the Mailer Daemon}, you probably don’t even know I have no internet service at this time. It’s a blessing in disguise. My family needs me as we’re riding through the scariest week of our lives. I’d be offline anyway, because I have to keep my priorities straight here.

Again, for those sharing nothing more than morbid curiosity… I can’t talk about it. There’s no need for my friends and family to know and freak out over a chain of events, and share my frustration and helplessness… just for sheer fucking entertainment value. I’ll know what I’m talking about when I look back and read this entry in the archives (assuming it makes it) months from now….

This is the week we feared all these months. I’m writing this on June 29th, the WORST day of the WORST week of our lives.. in what feels like the calm before the storm.

You’d never know it, but I’m scared to death right now. Haven’t eaten in two days; barely slept last night; dull chest pains; quease and the shakes when no one is looking; and that same coppery taste in my mouth that soldiers get as they’re about to go to war….. For the sake of our children, Carole & I are staying brave and positive. She cries hysterically, after the kids are sound asleep, every night.

All hell is about to break loose in our world….

I believe God has heard all of my prayers. But we have an agreement that I don’t treat him like "Santa Claus", and lets me fight my own battles..MY WAY…and (hopefully) overlooks my breaking of a few commandments as I do it. Though I’d kind of appreciate a miracle at this point, He knows I’m too proud to ask…..and I still believe in Ben Franklin’s adage: "God helps those who help themselves."

I’m not jotting this down for anyone but me. I want this on the page for me to look back one day and remember how the Tribe called Brooks all worked as a team to fight the odds. Though everything fell apart in the 11th hour; and as grim as it looks…I know we’re gonna beat it. We’re gonna beat it all. If you hear from me again, it’s true. If not… then I guess we didn’t make it. Who cares? These are just words on a screen to a bored surfer doing their nightly rounds on the weblog circuit….

I predict I will come out of this very bitter and angry at society. Colder and crueler than you can possibly imagine… but you’ll all never know, as I have kept a "happy face" on all this time right? I see no reason to change that. I still love you guys no matter what.

I can’t even be angry with them. They’re nice people with families themselves…just doing their jobs…. following orders.

There is life beyond the Internet, you know. It’s called "REAL life." There are no "Undo" or "Reboot" options here.

Guys… I’m all choked up. Thanks.

Apparently “The Web Celeb Groupie” wasn’t amused at my List, in order to fit in with the weblog community. So he drags this out to MetaFilter in order to show “the posting is about people who attack others on the web as a way to gain attention….”.

How noble, Joe. Too bad you weren’t fooling anyone.

By the time I got there, there were at least seven posts exposing his hypocrisy and defending me. These are true friends and I love you guys for this….

I’m doing this for attention???? I don’t think so. No one knew about WHUZZUP! When I wrote this about you… or this last month (which was removed at the request of someone visiting my site…YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SAID THERE….)

It’s not attention. I just call things like I see ’em. I say things that most people want to say but afraid to….

Don’t like what I say? Don’t come here!

A little background history for everyone: I applied for the “i2k” button. Silly me thought I was a personal site that created content and qualified. I was rejected. A large source of bitterness for me as I didn’t understand this button was only for the “Elite ONLY” (and everyone wonders why there’s such bitterness toward the “Web Elite”… A shame because folks like Zeldman and Powazek are really good people when you talk to them on a personal level.)

There’s a lot of things you can say to me….

But never EVER say I’m “not good enough”.

You can resume your daily ass-kissing schedule now…. I’m done.

WalkingBitch’s White Trash Diner – Now this is how it’s done folks! LMAO!!! Consider this site bookmarked. And a happy belated birthday to you ….

Torrez.Org – Another hysterical blog. There ya go, bro!

The following links courtesy of THE coSmic diVa‘s world. They are *so much cooler* than these blogging dorks I’m trying so hard to impress….

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And to my friends…
Matt Rossi (On Emperor Ming defeating Flash Gordon and conquering the earth) “…And would Dr. Fu Manchu have stood by while some alien parody of himself menaced his world?“.

Dude, are you AWARE of how much of a genius you are????

Jon and The Webmistress were the only two people who seemed to appreciate my spur-of-the-moment Haikuing abilities. Jon is currently working on another Discussion Forum, looking for input…

The Webmistress feels I need to do more to fit in with the weblog community. Well, I have held these “generators” in contempt since I was told my color is “brown” (WTF is that supposed to mean??? I can only think of one thing that’s brown, and I ain’t talkin’ Chocolate! I wanted to be BLACK or BLUE even! Hell, I’d settle for RED!!!). No “Bond Girl Name” for me… and it’s been 3 days since they have indexed my site at that stupid “most linked” site and they still ain’t done….

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Fitting in with the Blog community

How about a “list”? They’re awfully popular…

Hmmmm… let’s see….

Why Doesn’t The CyberPal of Millions (or 400,000 in his first year) have an i2k button?

5. I was turned down because Coolstop feels that this site sucks.
4. Joe Jenett can’t stand me.
3. The feeling’s mutual.
2. Being the #3 Webbie World People’s Pick is reward enough for me.
1. If offered at this point.. I’d tell Mr. Jenett to SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS!

Wow… who’da thunk a day would come when Faith and Graham
would put their squabbling on the side, to give each other high fives
for taking turns kicking me in the nuts??!!?? So glad I could be of assistance,
ya jerks!

She’s also asking her readers “What they want to see more”.
I was very disappointed that “Boris doing some of the typing” wasn’t an option. Ctrl-Alt-Ego
could use something intelligent posted from time to time.

Uncle Joe makes mention of my “Class Clowns/ Village Idiot” piece. He seemed almost insulted. Dude, it was the whole cornerstone of your argument about how you need to play the role of Village Idiot to keep the serious folks at bay. It was somewhere around where you mentioned “there are jerks that I ignore on MetaFilter“… I asked Joe about that hysterical remark several times on MetaFilter, and he keeps forgetting to answer me (along with two emails)… It’s almost like I’m …one…of…those…peop..

oh.

But the cheapest shot of all came from Mr. Party Pooper himself:

“But the worst thing about the internet is that anyone can publish.“.

Three guesses where that link points to.

I am shocked hurt and dismayed that so many people would chose these un-provoked attacks against me?? (sniffle) Why me??? Why??!!?? (crying) What could I have possibly done??!!??
</Blatant attempt to become poster-child for “Blog Nicely IV“>

I’ll deal with you fuckers later I feel like a little positivity now…..

Pamster… For letting all her friends know about my Daily Carlinisms. A new quote every day by comedian George Carlin. Pamster has a really nice site with lots of stuff worth checking out….

Name The Diva Contest II

I hereby dub thee: The coSmic diVa…. (and don’t you let anyone make you drop that “V”!) You guys really need the “Vivaldi” font in your computer to appreciate how pretty this page is….

Danielle is feeling a bit left out. Truth be told, she was one of the ladies I was searching for when I mentioned all the Divas that had spoken out… but I couldn’t find her again. I was going to bill her as “Religious Diva“, for her many scripture quotes in her blog… but I know *I* would hate to be called “religious”, even though me and The Lord are like this… (well, you can’t see my fingers crossed together, can you?), as I love God and it’s “religion” that I don’t believe in….

I also understand she is offering a cash prize to the winner. :0)
(Sorry. The Devil made me do it. No prize money, but she’d love to hear from you anyway.)

Other suggested names I have come up with: “Doctor Diva”, “Christian Diva” and “Therapist Diva”. I had also thought a neat one would be “Faith Diva”… but we all know what happens when you take a name already used by a Diva….

Aw Man… I just don’t know when to quit while I’m ahead. :0)

Peep Washington, Jefferson and da rest of da boyz in an Independence Day Rap. Click on each founding father to let them throw down some phat lyrics too. (Flash required, y’all!)