• Now I can hold that venomous drivel you spew everywhere… against you for years to come...
  Now that we’ve exchanged icky pleasantries, can we pleeeeease resume that fun hate/hate relationship, so my wife’s friends can shut the fuck up, and stop putting ideas in her head (You had to be a redhead, didn’t you)??? I’ll continue to treat you with kid gloves, I promise.
• My turn to give advice to Netscape (make her a Diva already!) Diva: If you and Zero Cattle Diva can kindly go back and fine tune {insert name here}Diva‘s blog and remove that extra “/blog/” in her permalink, her enemies would *SO* appreciate it. It’s causing “404”s.
• Actually after checking my links I just read the news and make the correction Netscape (make her a Diva already!) Diva. Congratulations!!! In my few conversations with you, you have always shown the compassion, knowledge, and helpfulness that Leader Diva has envisioned her group to be. (They’re gonna take that the wrong way and kick my ass for it… watch.)
• Kitty Diva: Tres Kewl! When you make that a screensaver, I want it!!!!!
• My life as a weblogger has no meaning without the Evil Judge Wimp to kick around…
• Uh… Baylink? You know I love ya, right? Not in a “gay” way…more like a “prison” sort of way. Answer my fucking E-mail already!
• Finally… proof that even a broken watch is right every once in a while:
  “Don’t write something you can’t say to someone’s face….“

Has become a rant…and moved to SoApBoX…

As seen on the web….

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{insert really funny, yet true, shit here}
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{insert an even funnier (and even truer) commentary here}“

(Wiping tears from my eyes) Damn you for:

1. Making me laugh so fucking hard.
2. Not putting an anchor in so people will know what the hell I’m talking about two weeks from now.
   

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• Jazz Radio. Net – Streaming MP3’s. Great music.
• Tonya’s Cherub Heaven – Dedication to Amanda, Kevin, Craig – Last two weeks, I was in an “Evil” mood. This week It’s sadness. She set this site up to remember the three children she lost. For those mourning the loss of a “blogger” in the community, maybe it’s time you got a little perspective of what’s important in this world……

Dude, I’m all for the Motorcycle Outlaw Gang…. I nominate Don Bruns for membership for this inspiring piece on being a bastard:

• “But whenever I watch an amateur try to act mean, they just fuck it all up. No diabolical style, no fiendish glee, no mustache-twirling villainy. “
  – yep. He’s our guy!-

But I ain’t going nowhere without some Biker Chicks!!!!!.

This is something I feel I must clarify in the utmost expediency (look it up, you dorks).

No one has said this yet, I’m doing this on my own initiative. I’m reading the last few things I’ve written and I keep going on with the “Blog Nicely” bit. First of all my people (folks that have been with me through the beginning) have no idea what the hell I’m talking about at this moment. (More on that later….)

I’m talking about ThinkDink’s proposal of “Non-Negative Blogging“.

It sounds like I’m ridiculing this concept, and I’m joining the class clowns and drop-kicking it…. I’m not. I actually support Jessica’s initiative…as I find there are waaaaay too many sensitive souls out there that don’t understand this is a cold, cruel web… where your work is on a public forum. Always under a microscope, always ready to be criticized, one email away from you having a bad day…..

Believe it or not, I AM blogging nicely.

I continue to encourage and spotlight the work of my friends, offer kind words of encouragement. I’ll gladly tell Zippygirl that I find her entries very insightful; how Eric Ruhalter, The Webmistress and Cathie Walker are comedic geniuses; Tom Fulp is a genius PERIOD; Misty and Bonnie Burton are cuties; Amanda Formaro and Jeffrey Zeldman make great webzines, and how I appreciated Netscape (soon-to-be) Diva‘s tips on making my page work better on all platforms; encourage up and coming artists like Skizz, Aaron Cohen , and Warren “Texel” Ahner, not to mention all my friends from the “Internet Day” crowd….

However, when some guy that doesn’t know me, incites a riot, destroys all the evidence, and then starts saying shit about me that he should take a deep look inside and wonder who he’s really talking to… yeah, you’re gonna hear that too.

Then there’s obnoxious, overbearing bastards like Jon Sullivan and Matthew Rossi . Well, we got this “testosterone-charged” rivalry going on. Like we’re all sitting there on our Harleys, passing a 40-ounce beer to each other: “Here ya fucking dickhead!”, “Yeah, man…I love you too…asshole.” It’s a comedy act we’re fine-tuning on MetaFilter, and then taking on the road, starting with a three-week engagement at Lake Tahoe.

Basically, I perceive “Non-negative Blogging” as “Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it/Don’t dish it out to those who can’t take it.” I choose to feel people out and deal with them in the same way they deal with others.

I have just been informed via messenger (A pug taking a whizz on my front door) that Faith objects to being called a “loudmouth” (dammit, stop snickering out there…how much more trouble do you want to get me in????).

She’s still gonna call me “dickless”. I just know it.

This “blogging nicely” stuff is really holding me back here…. at least two new names have already come to mind.

For those whining “Ohhhhh, not ‘blog-nicely’ agaiiiiin”…. I am not from your world. Neither are most of the people who visit my site. My section of cyberspace has barely heard of Jeffrey Zeldman… they know nothing of Digital Divas, Jason Kottke and Derek Powazek (whom I never heard of until January). So you’ll have to excuse me if I rehash a “dead horse” every now and then; or sound a bit redundant…. as you all kid yourselves into thinking you and your pantheon of “Web Gods” have this global reach….

I’m not saying that with any disrespect or resentment intended (well, maybe a little).

But most of “my people” are new to the web, or share interests different from yours. They come with their own stories, various levels of talent and have their own heroes.

I welcome you all into my world, but what they say goes here. For they are MY “Web Gods”.

Now guys… I really got a lot of work to do today, can I please resume my thoughts on a weekly basis????

Yo man, WTF is this????? Flogging a dead horse???? Dubious reasons????

You’re commenting on the 17th about something I wrote on the 14th about what happened on the 9th????

Isn’t this kinda like the pot that accused the kettle of living in a glass house with a slingshot???

Has it ever occurred occured to you that news travels in my corner of cyberspace a little slower? Maybe I’m busy maintaining a string of sites in the Poconos??? Maybe I wanted to get all the facts (originally via heresay…I admit it) before I opened my yap?????

At least everything I
said is still up … and where, oh where has Kill Your Blog gone???

Blog Nicely Judge Wuss… you never know when I may be reading.

Leader Diva has spoken to me. She disagrees, but respects my opinion on this… She felt it’s a matter for the individual, offending Divas to work out and settle….you know what?
I respect that. I also understand it’s been worked out… I really respect that (and want to adamantly stress that none of us so-called “anti-diva-movementers”[via judge wuss] had anything to do with it. ALSO: I am not now, nor have I ever been anti-diva… just voiced an opinion that’s all.). I was upset that they were quiet and since then Netscape Diva, Random Diva, Bleu Diva, (Jeezus, this is starting to sound like the Spice Girls!), and many more have all spoken up and voiced their thoughts… and I really really respect that!

To make it worse, Kitty Diva wished me a happy father’s day, Loudmouth Diva actually said something nice (I think?)…and they’re all being nice to me…STOP THAT!!! …why can’t you all be miserable unforgiving evil people like me????? Like I don’t feel bad enough coming down on you all like that???? STOP THAT!!!

Obligatory Haiku (Every blog has to have one, I suppose)

Stupid ass haiku
I hate making a haiku
haikus are so dumb

And all this time I thought Uncle Joe hated me (::Sniff::)
Zoinks!!!!! I’ve been assimilated!
Yes… Fear Me!!! (well maybe not you… you can easily kick my ass!)

Yana and Jujubeans Diva…COME BACK!!!!
There… I blogged tonite. Happy, Jon ??!!?!!?

With the Pocono 500 going on less than 3 miles away from me, the Tribe called Brooks ain’t going anywhere this weekend.

I gave the Digital Divas story a quick re-write and renamed it

“Digital Divas II: A condemnation really really bad scolding“. Personally, I thought I was too rough on them… I’m hoping they will see this as a golden opportunity to make it up to this kid and show us what the concept of this organization is all about. By and large they really are a wonderful bunch of ladies…

How shocked I was to find out that Loudmouth Diva was nowhere to be found in this fiasco. I’d tell her that I think she’s hysterical, and her blog is quite entertaining… but we got this great hate/hate relationship going on… Why ruin a fun thing?

• Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall. – Some seriously deep thinking, book quoting and logging by Matthew Rossi. He’s a good buddy of mine at MetaFilter. Man, I love this guy!
• *N SYNC 4-EVER! – It’s a pretty amazing site for a number of reasons: Packed with details, lots of fun stuff, and the entire site is owned, operated and maintained by a 13 year old girl….
• ThinkDink v.02 – Cyber home of Jessica Reynolds and her son Ben. You can peek into their daily lives with her weblog or surf some of the sites she’s created. She does some pretty nice work.
• Personality Creations – Jackie Capps is another phenomenally talented lady. Packed with clip art, craft tips, games… if you somehow manage to get through everything that site has to offer, you can send personalized letters for all occasions at her other site, All Letters.Com… a definite site worth bookmarking to return around the Holidays for the kids (Don’t worry, I’ll remind you).