Hell freezes over!!!!!

Well, maybe it just hit a cold patch.

I am officially billing WHUZZUP as a kind-of “blog” now…
For a number of reasons:

  • I’m getting a lot of visits from the MetaFilter crowd lately (secret: post a lot of obnoxious shit there, and they all wonder what you could possibly have left to say in the privacy of your own site…) their eyes are trained to hit links with the word “blog” in it.
  • No one seems to know/care about this section as I have called it “updates” for almost two years…gotta change with the times, baby!
  • I have been “sorta-blogging” this page via a customized CGI script long before you lil’ whippersnappers ever heard of Blogger or Pyra. Most likely, during my annual redesign, when I convert this site into XHTML, I’ll add a lil’ CyberPal face next to each entry, so you can link to it and amaze your friends with how much stupidity I can spew in a week…

Yeah… once a week! I got a life you know. Sorta.

Go ahead Jay, Tom, Matthew and Jo… let me have it with the “I told you so’s”, as I swore it was never gonna happen on this site. So, what do you think?

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Daddy? Wherever you are? I made you a little something for Father’s Day .

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She was only thirteen…

I’m withdrawing my support for the Digital Divas in their “Diva & Goliath” campaign.

When catty, immature members can attack a 13 year old girl for a simple mistake… well, that makes me sick to my stomache! From what I’ve read all over the place, and from the emails I’ve been getting, most of the web feels the same way.

I’ve removed all traces of “Battle of the Digital Divas“, and replaced it with
Digital Divas II: A condemnation“.

They’rrrrrre baaaaack!

Well, I tested the Font Site today, and I seem to be able to download a few, and access it via FTP. The XOOM site appears to stil be down though.

No brawl at the office yesterday… the fine gentlemen understood the complexities of a company takeover. They also realize that this construction company is owned by people originally from Brooklyn & Queens and it will be run like one… capice?

Memo2 Zippygirl: Hang in there girl, and keep doing what you love!
Believe me… I know what you’re going through!.

Just one thing… STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT!!!!! I’m gonna have no reputation left! It’s hard work being a bastard, I tell you!!!!

This weekend’s just getting better!

On top of all the technical, financial and physical (yeah, my life is a Sylvester Stallone movie!) problems at my new job…

I was just informed by CyberPal, Steve Sobol, that my XOOM sites are down as NBCi bought over XOOM and they’re making changes to their mail system and everything is down….

Meaning…no fonts, no desktop themes and no screensavers for you! This *SO* bites!!!!!

I have a few tricks up my sleeve…but it’ll take a few days to set up assuming I don’t get locked up on assault charges…don’t ask!)….just know I still love you guys, okay? ‘Cause “we”, here at EricBrooks.Com, support our Friends…

Weekend Surf Picks

  • EvilPeople, Inc – They haven’t updated since Christmas…but it’s still hysterical! buy cool things like “At-Home Dental Kit”, “Dark Side Of The Force Handbook” and “Albert(tm), Your Own Thirty-six Year Old Guy” in exchange for your soul…Uh…I *hope* it’s a spoof…or else I shorted them. :0)

  • Woops.Org – Colleen’s own site from orsomething.org. It’s designs are just too cool. Today’s lesson kiddies?Show me your boobs, and I will definitely do all I can do to drive visitors to your site.

  • Speaking of boobs, Charlotte knows I’m alive (tee hee!), So now, I’m gonna plug The Breast Chronicles again!!!!(See, guys? Believe me, foxes like Colleen and Charlotte would never talk to a dork like me in real life…you guys really gotta get a website…trust me on this!)

  • Richerson Interiors – Really nicely-designed online store by designer Aaron Cohen. Aaron has an amazing tale of how he survived a fatal (he was pronounced dead) car accident, and has overcome his handicaps and even learned to walk again… I hope one day he shares the entire story with the web… It was pretty damn inspiring.

Oh yeah… Happy Birthday Brother-in-Law! John Fruner turns 36 today!

Father’s day & Mother’s Day comes & goes on this site…

…Since I have neither (Everyone: “Awwwwwww”) there are some other great sites that have plenty of things to do…just want to warn you all ahead of time. That’s the way it is here.

I spent the week adding more listings to Gresser Realty, I also started work on Cindy Gresser’s Save-A-Dog project…it’s still under construction…..

I wasn’t sure when Father’s Day was this month, so I penned “Dear Dad ” today. For anyone who grew up without a father (or wished they did)…this one’s for you. Considering June 7th would have been my mom’s 75th birthday…it’s for her too. :0(

TGIF!

Friday’s here….and I’ll be totally honest, I didn’t do crap at this site. Just a lot of whining all over cyberspace to people that really didn’t want to hear it. I’m fine about it. Really. Weird fucking week for everyone I know.

Rather than set up one of those silly cameras, I figured I’d show you a few things I see out my window every day. Besides, I do a lot of “things” when I’m alone that I’d rather you don’t see (bet you really wanted to know that, huh?). This is the view overlooking the Pocono Mountains in Sierra View.

This is Charlie. He and his harum of does are in my backyard every morning. Carole and the kids can’t get enough of them. I can’t wait till October’s hunting season so I can say “BYE CHARLIE!”. Now before you say “Eric, you heartless bastard” (man, I miss my mom!)… please understand why I feel this way. Why Carole & the kids don’t hate them is beyond me.

You try to kill me and my family, I try to kill you back. Not a difficult concept when you think about it.

  • BTW, Monday June 5th, is me & Carole’s 8th anniversary.
  • It’s a Girl! Congratz to Kevin & Lynn O’Reilly. Brianna O’Reilly was born 5/31 at St. John’s Hospital in Queens. The O’Reilly’s are Sammi’s Godparents, if you’re that curious.

Weekend Surf Picks

  • orsomething.org – Four girls posting their thoughts on one weblog…Very interesting. Hell, four girls doing *anything* together is interesting to me! :0)
  • The Hate Debate – My favorite Yahoo hangout (not telling you who I am). Post a topic, make friends, or trigger a flame war….it’s all in good fun. Current topic: Batman: Live and dissected. Who was the best Batman Director?
  • The Family Corner Magazine – Haven’t plugged Amanda’s site in a while. Great resources for parents of all types. Fun & freebies too. It’s a lot like EricBrooks.Com!®, except it understands responsibility. :0)
  • Who’s The Man? – Part-time writer for The Family Corner’s Eric Ruhalter. He’s got his own site, and his stories are funny as hell! I wouldn’t be your CyberPal if I didn’t share this gem with you. Prepare to laugh your ass off!

Weekend Surf Picks

  • Speaking Turtle – I love Native American sites. Abenaki wisdom rocks, bro!
  • The Breast Chronicles – Finally, some eye candy for us horny heteros! Thanks Baylink, you did it again!
  • Little Bobcats – A community baseball team for 4-6 year olds In Brooklyn. Could really use your help raising funds for equipment.
  • OneSwellFoop.com – Your obedient Serpent…. Oxymorons for 2000, go over the edge… LMAO when I saw the pic of Lucy from the vitameatavegamin episode. Wendell needs to lay off that weblog and make more funny-ass stuff on that page…I had a blast!
  • Mötley Crüe offers their new single “Hell On High Heels” as a free MP3 download…promoting their upcoming album “New Tattoo”, hitting stores, July 11th.
  • Deadwood kicks ass too! Check out their music on MP3.Com (my fave: “Martyr“)

Memorial Day Weekend!

Ahhh…a three-day weekend where we honor those who gave their lives so we can enjoy those barbecues, teenage girls in bikinis, and the unofficial start of summertime!

R.I.P. Rockstar was redesigned – My true story as a struggling musician in NYC. Bring your Kleenex, a lot of people die in this one (no cats, unfortunately). And you all wonder why I’m a crazy suicidal bastard! :0) Ironically, this went up at the same time Zeldman writes “Web designers aren’t Rock Stars”… HEE HEE!

Finally finished the flash version of Jack Hammer X-treme – They should be happy campers.

Sometime tonight: New listings of homes in the Poconos at Gresser Realty.


I had really nasty message here for Fierce.Com, Joe Jennett, Chris Donahue, Glenn Davis and every other self-appointed judge of “what’s good and what’s garbage” on the web….

Thanks to CyberPal, Charles Santana, another former resident of the Bushwick section of Brooklyn, a man who really did something his life….I saw the error of my ways.

Charles & I didn’t get out of that hellhole of a neighborhood using our fists, guns or telling people to “step outside”…we got out of the ‘hood using our minds and using our talent. Just below this post is a birthday wish for my youngest daughter. I don’t want her to think of me in any way but her “hero”….

So instead I said my piece on MetaFilter yesterday.

Hopefully some young people out there can learn a lesson about anger & hostility… it only breeds more anger & hostility. Find your self-esteem, and channel the negativity into something positive. You guys are just as smart and just as talented as the rest of us.

Thanks Charles

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