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Excuuuuuuuse me!!!!
I wish to interrupt all your seeeeeerious discussion on seeeeeerious topics to make a brief announcement….
Found via .:Chapel.Perilous:.
(Is that the most kickass-designed site you’ve seen in a while, or what?)
Plus they read Bad Attitudes.
Have mentioned that I work with Jerome’s brother and niece lately?
In about an hour or so, I will be off with La Famiglia and the extended ones off to the Clyde Beatty Cole Bros Circus (See if you were my REAL friend, I would have free tickets for you too.)
This will of course involve a drive past a mile-long demonstration of protestors FROM PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals), and their “Boycott Animal Abuse” signs. Has anyone ever wondered if any of these animals would still be alive had they been left in the wild? Just curious.
One of my other questions would be: What if the circus was in your town, and an elephant dropped dead in the middle of the big top? What… exactly… do you do then?
Continue reading “Send in the clowns…”
It’s probably too late to mention this, but if you’re planning on coming up for The Pocono 500, don’t bother. It’s raining really bad and everything has been cancelled until probably Monday.
To the NASCAR fans who are already here, I have been asked to kindly remind you to keep your campers, pickup trucks, and motor homes as far off to the side of the road as possible… and please place all of your empty beer cans in the proper receptacles. Don’t think of the rain as an obstacle… but rather as an unexpected opportunity to bathe this week.
Thank you.
So please take the following tips FROM your Friendly Neighborhood WarMeister™:
Kindly read the previous post before giving me your “bad karma” bullshit. The high holy Imam Eric® has declared a Fatwa (holy war), and bad karma will come to those who sit idly by as good people in our community are abused by cruel outsiders.
Thank you. Remember to tip your waitress on the way out.
You’re the rock that I stand on
You’re the girl of my dreams
You’re the one who brings music to a world ripped at the seams
You’re a starlight serenade
An angel sent FROM above
You’re my inspiration of love
One of the things that annoy the hell out of me (beside annoying love/dove/above rhymes) is the number of things I start but never finish. I wrote this song in 1992, even got as far as most of the MIDI programming. Certainly never went to the studio with it.
Of course I would think of this song every June 5th.
It’s the song I wrote for our wedding. Today’s our 11th anniversary.
Continue reading “Inspiration and other mushy, icky, girly stuff”
And the prodigal son comes home…
Here’s 2-Tag trying to climb in our windows as he smells dinner cooking. He’s just too cute!
(What were you expecting… a widdle puppy or a kitty cat…ON MY SITE??? That’s it. Fuck you, you’re banned FROM this site for 3 months and two 1/2 days. LEAVE NOW!)
Continue reading “Summer’s here”
You know…
It’s not that I MEAN to pick on the adorable & nefarious Batgrl this weekend, but this one just fell INTO my lap!
While we all feel the sorrow of the “Mysterious One” with her sad story of the death of the Legendary Pancake Bunny…
I counter it with this…
“Woman kept at bay by ferocious rabbits”
I just had to fix the archives of this story by request of about 175 online readers. Some programming error happened and the story didn’t print.
I really gotta read my own paper more often.
Warning: If you recently had a loved one croak on you… you need to SERIOUSLY skip this thread.
While the Mrs. is reading and goofing on the local paper (you know, the one I work for???)… I hear her and her yenta friends howling like banshees downstairs over an ad:
“SHARE MEMORIES.
Visit our online obituaries.”Share memories???? What the hell is THAT supposed to mean??!!??!
Continue reading “Because I can’t afford Zeldman’s consultation fee”
Or is there more to this story than the public knows?
I consider this good news.
While I’m not ready (or safe) to talk about it.
The wheels of justice does work eventually, don’t it, Cheslock?
*EvilGrin*
A few buttons I whipped up today for E.C.B.
More are coming. Submissions are DEFINITELY welcome.
Hey, if you can’t make it… that’s cool. But can you put a button on your site to spread the word and SHOW support? Thanx!!!!
(Right click, save upload to your own server and link to http://undisturbed.org/ecb/ Don’t make me hunt you down, ok?)
Now, with everyone’s permission… I’d like to pop the Powerpuff Girls Movie in the VCR and go to sleep at a decent hour.
What, you got a problem with the Powerpuff Girls too?????
That’s right kiddies, a few conspirators are planning a little get together here…
Of course it’s not restricted to The East Side… EVERYBODY’S INVITED.
The previous thread has spun out of control.
Let’s plan it out here….
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