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Even WORSE than basic stupidity! You have been warned.
It states, quite clearly, in the Internet Superhero Code of Ethics & Conduct, section four, subsection 16D:
“Members are strictly forbidden to mock, laugh, gloat, or otherwise partake in joyous behavior at the misery of a nemesis found in a twisted situation of extreme karmic proportions.”
Continue reading “Other than that, how was the Hilary Duff concert?”
Chicken Hawk Down – By Tom Tomorrow
Hee hee haw haw HAAAAAAA!!!!
*falls off chair*
(I’m ok.)
It seemed to have caused a stir a week or two back. (I’m late for the party again, what else is new. But Tom Tomorrow nailed in six panels what I have been trying to say for over a year.).
Continue reading “Why does this cartoon offend Warbloggers, anyway?”
I just finished reading MSN’s 5 Reasons Not To Date Your Co-Worker
First off, you have to be OUT OF YOUR MIND to date a co-worker. It’s one thing to fantasize and drool over them, or even take the temp or intern while she’s bent over the copy machine when no one’s in the room (that’s okay, we all do that every once in a while.).
But getting in a serious relationship with someone you work with is a suicide mission. Simple and plain. Of course I can name two very successful relationships that I know of in real life…
…but let’s not cloud the issues, and ruin a perfectly good rant with facts, ok?
While I do enjoy the occasional “WOW! Another Eric Brooks in the world, what an amazing coincidence…” emails (as if you’ve never looked in the white pages to find that there’s at least 200 of them in New York City alone, not to mention a major Marvel Comics character, a murderer, an actor/producer, a rapper and a country music singer.)…
Continue reading “Dear Eric Brooks' of the world”
Just kidding there. He was a perfect gentleman, and wanted to clarify that his book about blogging is more of a technical/informational nature, and the only rule is to have fun. He has several books on Amazon, and I would encourage you to buy them all.Nay! Buy SEVERAL copies! And I’m not saying that because I fear Matt and the MetaFilter Mob™, or getting beaten up and crying like a bitch, or nothin’ like that.
It’s probably too late to mention this, but if you’re planning on coming up for The Pocono 500, don’t bother. It’s raining really bad and everything has been cancelled until probably Monday.
To the NASCAR fans who are already here, I have been asked to kindly remind you to keep your campers, pickup trucks, and motor homes as far off to the side of the road as possible… and please place all of your empty beer cans in the proper receptacles. Don’t think of the rain as an obstacle… but rather as an unexpected opportunity to bathe this week.
Thank you.
So please take the following tips FROM your Friendly Neighborhood WarMeister™:
Kindly read the previous post before giving me your “bad karma” bullshit. The high holy Imam Eric® has declared a Fatwa (holy war), and bad karma will come to those who sit idly by as good people in our community are abused by cruel outsiders.
Thank you. Remember to tip your waitress on the way out.
It must be the warm weather which wakes the neanderthals out of hibernation, as they come dragging their knuckles out of their caves and in our faces.
Yeah, I’m referring to Kat’s tormentor. That asshole, TGO. (I think it either stands for “Totally Gutless One” or “The Gay Orifice”, who knows.)
Nothing spells “pathetic loser” like a guy that has to fabricate his own hate mail, or have a forum where he starts topic after topic that no one bothers to read, much less give a shit about. He claims to have this army of fans. I believe if there were such people retarded enough to adore this mental midget, they’d all be illiterate, and stumbling on big words like “the” or “dog”.
I feel for ya, TGO. Adoring fans with a second grade reading level make for a shitty fan base on the web. (If I’m losing you here, I CAN type slower.) Personally, I think if you don’t count your right hand, your so-called “army of fans” would total to exactly ZERO. Yeah, I got you pegged, asshat.
I think we should kick off the summer festivities by declaring open season on this asshole for torturing a woman who’s already in a great deal of pain.
Sure it’s like shooting fish duct-taped to the wall at point-blank range, but I have nothing better to do. And I really need his three hits a day, and all the anonymous posts this lamer is going to try and pull. Though I really doubt Turd Grabbing Oddball has the balls to take on an able-bodied man, that will probably put a size-11 foot up his ass if I’m ever down his way on business.
He calls it “Freedom of Speech”, where I come FROM it’s called “Harrassment and Menacing”.
He’s a funny guy.
But looks aren’t everything.
In lieu of actual content, I thought I’d just regurgitate a comment and make a whole post out of it. (Funny, I was just at Donna’s talking about wanting to do this.)
Some dude named Orion puts in a cameo at Emperor Misha’s joint where he “fisks” a new French ad, tentatively titled:
“Stop picking on us, or we shall get more nasal and snobby”, or something like that.
… starring none other than Woody Allen; Americas favorite inbreeder since Jerry Lee Lewis.
Continue reading “Fuque La France!”
Yes, Child Abductive Services are at it again.
How many more times are you going to have to see the same story, played over, and over, and over, and over… with different families in the starring role until you open your eyes and see this is VERY REAL and happening every day?
Continue reading “Unholy RAGE”
Ok… EXPLAIN this to me like I’m a six year old.
Boycott-Hollywood – A site that has been set up *specifically* to target and punish celebrities for their “anti-war” statements, has been dealt a death blow by the William Morris Agency. The site is being closed down by dotster sometime within the next few days.
Get this… Boycott-Hollywood complaining that their “freedom of speech is being infringed on”, and this is unfair.
You really have to laugh at the irony of it all.
(Link via Misty)
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