WHUZZUP!

Reasons for Christmas Project CD on sale now

Posted on Friday November 21, 2003Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Posting will be few and far between for a while. I’m going to skip sending out a WHUZZUPDATE! this month and shoot for an all-out holiday spectacular in December: Featuring strippers, booze and Bible study…. YEAH!

Quick reminder: Sales of the CD goes to help PATH (Pocono Area Transitional Housing), a non-profit organization which helps homeless families with children find a place to live, provides temporary shelter, and gets them back on their feet again.

The Reasons for Christmas Project - Various Artists

$14.00

If you’re going to do one good deed for the holidays, please consider them. You can also donate a dollar or two at their site via PayPal, and every little bit helps. THANKS!
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Eric Brooks

Boyz night out

Posted on Monday November 17, 2003Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Kicking off our night of testosterone-driven ditties…

Craig has found a new toy to amuse ourselves with. See what your site looks like as a mirror image. (Their server seems to be a tad overloaded at the moment, but come back and CHECK it out. Trust me.)

Dr. D has returned FROM his conference in Aruba, and he comes bearing eye-candy.
(good-lookin’, single AND a doctor… what’s wrong with you women?)

Mad Bull *ALWAYS* has something nice to look at

… so does BSTI at Chapel-Perilous. (bonus points to him for being a “leg man” too!)

If you’re INTO some seriously deep thinking, Rev. Mykeru has probably written his best work yet: “Regarding Your Deeply Held Religious Beliefs”. Really. Read that with an open mind, and you’ll walk away looking deep inside yourself.

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Eric Brooks

Last night at Tamiment

Posted on Sunday November 16, 2003Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

… has moved to SoApBoX

(Comments here are closed but open over there)

Eric Brooks

CD Contest winner

Posted on Saturday November 15, 2003Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Wow it was tough… (and it only took a week) but the winner is…

A THREE WAY TIE!!!

(Wow. Like, who didn’t see THAT ONE coming?)

I was waiting to hear FROM my good pal, Jon… who came through for me and got three more copies of The Reasons for Christmas Project.

$14.00

Congratz to Jack, Toxiclabrat, and CrazyTracy… WOOHOO!!!!

There’s a page up with all sorts of buttons and stuff to link to the Reasons for Christmas Project.

It’s for a worthy charity called PATH which help homeless families get back on their feet…(You know, those down-on-their-luck types we don’t like to think about during the holidays?)
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Eric Brooks

Murdering cranky neighbors now legal in Galveston

Posted on Tuesday November 11, 2003Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Durst not guilty in neighbor’s murder

I knew something was up when the jurors were taking too long to deliberate.

Sure he admitted to killing Morris Black, and chopping up his body in a blind panic…

Obviously this was a case of a very cocky prosecutor’s office, who was sure they were getting him on 1st degree murder and didn’t bother charging him with anything else.

Johnny Cochran, Robert Shapiro and O.J. Simpson were unavailable for comment at the time of this post.

However, with the strange disappearance of his wife in 1982, and being a suspect of two murders in California… I somehow don’t think we’ll be hearing the last of Robert Durst.

God, I hope he doesn’t move to the Poconos.
I sleep with one eye open as it is.

Eric Brooks

Inter-office dating: You’re kidding, right?

Posted on Tuesday November 11, 2003Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

I just finished reading MSN’s 5 Reasons Not To Date Your Co-Worker

First off, you have to be OUT OF YOUR MIND to date a co-worker. It’s one thing to fantasize and drool over them, or even take the temp or intern while she’s bent over the copy machine when no one’s in the room (that’s okay, we all do that every once in a while.).

But getting in a serious relationship with someone you work with is a suicide mission. Simple and plain. Of course I can name two very successful relationships that I know of in real life…

…but let’s not cloud the issues, and ruin a perfectly good rant with facts, ok?

Eric Brooks

The polls are closed

Posted on Monday November 10, 2003Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

I’ve closed the comments for the contest…

I’ve got a couple of great submissions FROM Jack, Toxiclabrat, and Crazy Tracy
(Kare is unfortunately ineligible, since after all she owns the diary site in question… but has been a really good sport through all of it.).

Q: “What is a bhoomi-bhoomi?”

Jack – “An indian word for Mother Earth” (the running gag that followed was priceless)
Toxiclabrat – “Man, I thought it was a white version of Bling..Bling..”
Crazy Tracy – “It’s lesbian sex, using a dildo, a cordless drill and a sit-and-spin.”

I need some help… people.
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Eric Brooks

New contest – Win a music CD

Posted on Friday November 7, 2003Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Allrighty!

It’s time for some good, clean, wholesome fun…
I need an excuse not to post for a few days, and what better way to do this than to run a contest?

Give me your best answer for this:
“What is a bhoomi-bhoomi?”

My original guess was either “Pikachu’s illegitimate half-brother FROM Nigeria”, or “a new creative way to describe a baby with gas”… but they were both wrong, and I don’t have the nerve to ask the owner. So let’s make something up, kiddies!

The winner gets a copy of The Reasons for Christmas Project.
A compilation of great songs by various artists in the Poconos for a worthy charity.

Use the comments, email me, or ping me…
Deadline is Monday night at 8PM.

Eric Brooks

Election aftermath

Posted on Wednesday November 5, 2003Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Ahh… the people have spoken.

And they are truly idiots.
However, it’s all about choice. That’s what makes America great, right?
Even if dark days, a lot of despair, doom & gloom are ahead of us. And you just gave the enemies the keys to the kingdom. Hey, that’s cool.

You did your civic duty and got out there to vote, and I’m damn proud of you.
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