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Here’s a few things I’ve missed though all the fun we had at Chris Power’s expense:
So if you guys can help (or at least spread the word, there’s still stuff there.). YOU WOULD SO TOTALLY ROCK!
Kids *have* to have Christmas… simple as that.
Thanks!!!!!!!
I was just at Michele’s who’s talking about Christmas. Specifically “Why this atheist celebrates Christmas”. Good times, friends and families, crazy Italian traditions… great stuff.
Only, I have one problem: It’s not Christmas for me….
I haven’t heard Nat King Cole yet.
Yeah, we got the tree, decorated, 99% of the shopping done, yadda yadda yadda…
It’s not Christmas until “The Christmas Song” comes on the radio. Not a CD, not elevator muzak, not Natalie Cole, not Alvin & the Chipmunks.
“The Christmas Song”. Nat King Cole. Radio.
What triggers your mind to go “Hey! Christmas is here!”?
Dear E,
Is Santa a gay man?? Little elves all around, no kids, likes SHOW tunes, and dresses funny??
fer gawd’s sake (in anticipation of internet gay fall out) IT’S A JOKE. Me and mr. joe , the heterosexual couple of the year probably have more gay friends than straight. It’s a flippin joke , kids
Tina
As part of the “Winter Edition” redesign…
Which was interrupted by a Christmas Party, a house inspection, removing a tree that fell on my house (you think I’m making this shit up?), and 2/3rd of the way through reading “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (started this morning and couldn’t put it down. Hey… stop looking so surprised I can read, ok?) and then a print job for a slave driver (she stopped paying me in sex since my last post. hope you’re all happy. I was informed that as long as her site reads “coming soon”, so will I….
I’m thinking of adding that totally retarded meme “100 things about me”.
Continue reading “100 things”
Dear -e-:
I am so disenchanted this year. Between Emin3m and Britney Spears, I swear I need to blow up a building to get attention these days.
I’ve had it. I’m packing it in.
It’s as though I’m all about selling merchandise for Mattel. Half the clowns out there don’t even look like me… what are they thinking? Do I get royalties???? NOOOOooooooo…. But it’s all about the almighty dollar, right? COUNT ME OUT!
Kris K.
North Pole
Christ on a cracker… here we go again.
Kris… babe….
Is it me, or do you pull this crap EVERY year? Some celebrity out there is the talk of kids everywhere, and you think they’ve forgotten all about you.
Continue reading “In the words of Dan Quayle: 'I Quite!'”
When a person starts deleting comments and sites in an effort to cover their tracks, and refers to friends of mine as crazy people… it’s time to bring the curtain down.
Lisa Unmasked…. on the next: A N A R C H T I C A!
*****ADDENDUM ********
Actually, upon further conferencing with said accused “Crazy Woman”, I have decided that I will resume discussing this (and all the evidence) to people privately. This is an Attention Troll™ with serious psychiatric problems, and we’ve decided not to share the monstrous amounts of hits we’re all enjoying since the Chris Powers scandal broke out.
Feel free to email me with what I’ve got.
Don’t know my email? Then I probably don’t know you….
Life’s a bitch, Candi.
And even though I’m a dood (with a rather impressive dongle)… so am I. 😀
What the hell is your Birthday, anyway? Register at my “Birthday alarm” account. (Leave the link to yours in my comments)
I re-found this at Judez’ place.
I say “re-found” because Maria mailed it to me, and like a dumbass, I lost it before replying.
Of course, at 37, I find birthdays about as exciting as HAVING a colonoscopy and root canal being done simultaneously… but that’s not the point. :0)
****** ADDED LATER **********************
Heh heh… further proof that a even broken watch is right once in a while…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KD!!!!! *SMOOCH!*
(It’s a bit of a hack job… but I made this for her last year for her online surprise party.)
****** BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE************
It also turns out that Mr. Fish Innards (aka “Mr. Skarlet”) turns 35 today!
Happy Birthday, good sir.
….and my, what a great first name you have there. :0)
That’s right… even a broken watch is right TWICE a day!
A Clever Blonde
A young little blonde girl comes back FROM school one evening. She runs to her mom and says:
‘Mommy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! That’s good,innit?’
‘Yes darling, very good.’
‘Is that because I’m blonde?’
‘Yes darling, it’s because you’re blonde.’
….-
EXTENDED BODY:
Next day, the little girl comes back FROM school and says: ‘mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K ! That’s good,innit?’
‘Yes darling, very good.’
‘Is that because I’m blonde, mommy?’
‘Yes darling it’s because you’re blonde.’
Next Day, she returns FROM school and cries: ‘mommy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!’
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D breasts at her mom. ‘Is that because I’m blonde, mommy?’
‘No darling, it’s because you’re 25.’
(Looking for the “Chris Powers recap”? It’s right here.)
Holeee shit!!!!!
Annatopia has just shown us, step-by-step, how any stalker can easily and legally access all sorts of information about you.
Everything FROM your driver’s license, mortgage info, even your telephone number and an aerial view of your home…
And, ironically she uses Chris Powers himself as the subject… oh the silly irony of it all!
While I’m normally not too terribly keen on so much of one’s personal information on display like that… any sick, twisted predator can have your whole life on his screen just like that.
Anna offers some great tips to protect yourself, and a site (cyberangels.org) offering advice, and reporting sick demented individuals to the proper authorities.
Do NOT sit around expecting “someone else” to blow the whistle…
YOU DO IT. RIGHT NOW! It’s confidential. Don’t even tell me you did it in my comments box.
I tested Anna’s methods above on our favorite illiterate, Lisa.
Oh yes!!! I got everything FROM her welfare case number to the exact lot & trailer park she’s living in. Here’s the aerial shot:
I’m as surprised at her lavish lifestyle as you are!
*cracking knuckles*
I’m just getting warmed up here. 😀
Somewhere with every thing flying around, there were a few confusing misconceptions.
1) Yvonne the white chick – Uhm, well, not exactly. You’re half-right though. She clarifies it on her site. And if that is not enough, I have exclusive video footage of her and a lucky cane. (courtesy of Dick.)
2) Eric the white chick – Uhm, well not exactly. You’re half-right there, too. Of course when you run INTO someone as catty and petty as me, with a penchant for getting ALL the juicy gossip, it’s a common mistake.
But no, I’m a dood….
As you were….
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