Eric Brooks

TORNADO WATCH!

Posted on Friday December 1, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

And your little dog too!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

My very first tornado is blowing through town as I write this. 😀

I keep sneaking out of the building to watch the lightning and the torrential rain…. this is SO FRIGGIN COOL!!!! In fact I have to drive home in it now.

So, I won’t be back online until Monday, so if anything should happen to me, I want you to know one thing:

I never liked you.

OK seriously, the worst is over I should be able to make it home ok without flooding or a tree coming down on me, or the E-Mobile™ being hurtled in the air with Dorothy’s house and a few cows…

But no, really… I never liked you.

The evil seductive chair of not-so-niceness

Posted on Thursday November 30, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Moi? Evil?
Personally I’ve always considered that to be a bad rap. Being evil doesn’t necessarily make you a bad person, right?

Protecting your site from a ‘Joe Job’

Posted on Wednesday November 22, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

http://www.sitepoint.com/article/sabotage-coping-joe-job

If you’ve ever had anyone spoof your website email and spam people in your name, you need to check this out:

Essentially, a Joe Job is a very crude form of identity theft. Your email address is used as the “sender’s address” in most cases, and your Website URL is advertised, but an especially diligent and vicious attacker may even use your name in the signature of the message. The email will not only be sent to thousands, hundreds of thousands, or millions of addresses, but it will be sent multiple times — possibly dozens or hundreds — to each recipient before the attack ends.

Dillian Thomas from BoxedArt.Com writes a great article with what you and your clients need to do to protect yourselves.

(Btw… that’s JOE job, with a “J“… you don’t want one of these. trust me.)

America… FUCK YEAH! (or Diebold with a Vengeance)

Posted on Wednesday November 8, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Oh yeah… much joy in Pennsyltucky today. 😀

Say Goodbye to Senator Rick (“I’m a closet case that thinks gay marriage will lead to bestiality and NAMBLA”) Santorum (R)…. one of President Bush’s strongest allies….

UNEMPLOYED!

Continue reading “America… FUCK YEAH! (or Diebold with a Vengeance)”

John Kerry blows it (again) Republicans WIN!

Posted on Thursday November 2, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Nah. Not really.

It just proves Kerry still sucks at cracking jokes.
Well, Kerry just plain sucks if you want me to be more specific.

What was supposed to be a crack at the “Commander-in-Chimp” (who has an entire WEBSITE dedicated to his verbal misfirings)… well FrankenKerry fucked the whole delivery of the joke up. What do you expect from a guy who blew 2004? Move on Democrats.

Jon Stewart is relieved to know his job is still safe. 😀

See? Soldurs R not dum! They got a good edyacashen!

As reported in this morning’s NY Post, the National Guard in Minnesota shows us
the troops have a great sense of humor… God Bless ’em. HAW! HAW!!! 😀

Continue reading “John Kerry blows it (again) Republicans WIN!”

Yo, where my bitches at?

Posted on Friday October 20, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Pimp McDaddy Finally an idea whose time has come!

High-Heeled Shoes with GPS for Prostitutes

No more worrying where your ho’s be at. You can lock in on their location and decide if they need a good bitch-slappin’ later.

Also found on TrendHunter.Com:

Ms Dewey – The Human Search Engine
While not winning the hearts of many tech people… I gotta say, MS. DEWEY IS FUCKING SEXY!!!!!

Lots of personality, kind of comments on your search query keeps you entertained… (even taps on your monitor glass if you’re idle too long).

Hey I did a search for Eric Brooks and (beside some comment about eating a lot of cheeseburgers and gaining 40 lbs), I was the first two entries!!!

And did I mention she’s fucking sexy?

Feeling nostalgic?

Posted on Sunday October 15, 2006Sunday October 15, 2006 by Eric Brooks

You can always change the look on this site. It might encourage me to make more designs for the site. 😀
The site’s been “skinned” for quite a few years now, but I never made it public. Also on my list is revamping a lot of my Phoenix Scripts. Brought back the “Users Online” script, added upload functions to the backend and even made CAPTCHAS for my guestbook and contact pages to control the spam (UGH!).

This site’s been falling apart for some time now. A little maintenance is in order.

Phoenix: Reborn

Posted on Tuesday October 10, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

While it’s been powering my site for over three years now, I’ve mostly used the PHP/Myadmin in the back to make updates (making a front end interface seems even harder than the original scripting.)

But well…

TAAAA DAAAA! All done up in purple, royal blue and silver, it’s making my life so much easier. It even has a “Smart Installer” that does all the work for you (for a few modules so far).

After long thought I’ve decided to keep it proprietary and for select friends and clients only. Who needs the hassle of offering strangers support and upgrades? Besides and it’s so much easier for me to make custom jobs without worrying about hacker exploits after it’s open source.

Much gratitude to Master Programmer Kyle DeFranco for helping me with a few problems with my login section today. 😀
But hey, you want a political site, showcase, online store or real estate site made by me?

Talk to me…. 😉

Oh nice try, O’Reilly!

Posted on Sunday October 8, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

As caught by several sources….

O'Reilly tries to alter the facts and turns a republican pedophile into a democrat?
Fair and Balanced… my ass.

Nice try O’Reilly, but we all know this child predator scumbag is a Republican, not a Democrat.

AP has done the same thing. Hard to believe it’s an accident. More like trying to divert the short attention spans of the same dumb people that vote straight down the Republican side instead of voting for the best person for the job.

DUH! 😛

Remember people, Republicans like Mark Foley love the little children..

The only hopes of the GOP halting their death spiral in the polls is to feed him to the wolves and make the case that gay people are dangerous.

Not so.

Many studies have proven that predators and pedophiles are OVERWHELMINGLY heterosexual. Not homosexual. But why would Mark Foley feel so comfortable as a Republican given their anti-gay stance?

Well, this page has a long list of Republican pedophiles, predators and people willing to cover it up.
(Including my old buddy Mark Pazuhanich, wow, doesn’t that make you proud!)

Gee, maybe GOP stands for “Grand Ol’ Pedophiles“?

And you wonder why more people trust the Democrats these days?

Had enough, America?

P.S. The Rude Pundit takes on Drudge’s silly claims that the Foley IM’s were just a prank. HAW! HAW!!!!

That only took a week…

Posted on Saturday October 7, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

But I’ve finally taken some time to make a wordpress theme for this site.

My original wordpress blog was heavily customized, and of COURSE I never take notes to remember what I changed. (DUH).

In other news, the BOOBIETHON is in full swing. We at Problem Adults made an initial donation, and members are continuing to donate funds and photos. We even have the site done up with Pink Ribbons in the fight against breast cancer.

WHUZZUP!

Author: Eric Brooks