Category: As The Web Burns

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All the world hates an all-knowing smartalec WebGod.

Posted on by Eric Brooks

Inspired by Matt, Maria, Deborah, and Matt (again)
(The posts are not really connected to each other… but just a common theme of human nature, and the inner workings of mankind.)

“Every man has his secret sorrows, which the world knows not; and oftentimes we call a man cold when he is only sad. “

“If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man’s life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.”

.. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)

I could ramble on and on… but Longfellow says it all.
Remember: Life is a metaphor, much like a simile.

Some stuff

Posted on by Eric Brooks

Here’s a few things I’ve missed though all the fun we had at Chris Power’s expense:

  • The Ripperman’s mom passed away on Dec. 8th. :0(
  • Santa Claus has a weblog… I’m HAVING second thoughts about him entering my house in the middle of the night, how about you?
  • Here’s YOUR chance to be Santa:
    It’s going to be a rough Christmas for Kimberly & her kids. She posted a wish-list on Amazon with some stuff she wasn’t able to get… 

    So if you guys can help (or at least spread the word, there’s still stuff there.). YOU WOULD SO TOTALLY ROCK!
    Kids *have* to have Christmas… simple as that.
    Thanks!!!!!!!

    • Yer nuts roasting on an open firrrre. Jack Daniels nipping at yer throat…

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    I was just at Michele’s who’s talking about Christmas. Specifically “Why this atheist celebrates Christmas”. Good times, friends and families, crazy Italian traditions… great stuff.

    Only, I have one problem: It’s not Christmas for me….
    I haven’t heard Nat King Cole yet.

    The Tree
    Yeah, we got the tree, decorated, 99% of the shopping done, yadda yadda yadda…

    the lights
    It’s not Christmas until “The Christmas Song” comes on the radio. Not a CD, not elevator muzak, not Natalie Cole, not Alvin & the Chipmunks.

    “The Christmas Song”. Nat King Cole. Radio.

    What triggers your mind to go “Hey! Christmas is here!”?

    The SHOW has been cancelled

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    When a person starts deleting comments and sites in an effort to cover their tracks, and refers to friends of mine as crazy people… it’s time to bring the curtain down.

    Lisa Unmasked…. on the next: A N A R C H T I C A!

    *****ADDENDUM ********
    Actually, upon further conferencing with said accused “Crazy Woman”, I have decided that I will resume discussing this (and all the evidence) to people privately. This is an Attention Trollā„¢ with serious psychiatric problems, and we’ve decided not to share the monstrous amounts of hits we’re all enjoying since the Chris Powers scandal broke out.

    Feel free to email me with what I’ve got.
    Don’t know my email? Then I probably don’t know you….

    Life’s a bitch, Candi.

    And even though I’m a dood (with a rather impressive dongle)… so am I. šŸ˜€

    Happy Birthday! (Hey, I have a 1/365th of a chance I’m right here).

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    What the hell is your Birthday, anyway? Register at my “Birthday alarm” account. (Leave the link to yours in my comments)

    I re-found this at Judez’ place.
    I say “re-found” because Maria mailed it to me, and like a dumbass, I lost it before replying.

    Of course, at 37, I find birthdays about as exciting as HAVING a colonoscopy and root canal being done simultaneously… but that’s not the point. :0)

    ****** ADDED LATER **********************
    Heh heh… further proof that a even broken watch is right once in a while…
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KD!!!!! *SMOOCH!*

    (It’s a bit of a hack job… but I made this for her last year for her online surprise party.)

    ****** BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE************
    It also turns out that Mr. Fish Innards (aka “Mr. Skarlet”) turns 35 today!
    Happy Birthday, good sir.
    ….and my, what a great first name you have there. :0)

    That’s right… even a broken watch is right TWICE a day!

    Stalking the Stalker

    Posted on by Eric Brooks

    (Looking for the “Chris Powers recap”? It’s right here.)

    Holeee shit!!!!!
    Annatopia has just shown us, step-by-step, how any stalker can easily and legally access all sorts of information about you.
    Everything FROM your driver’s license, mortgage info, even your telephone number and an aerial view of your home…

    And, ironically she uses Chris Powers himself as the subject… oh the silly irony of it all!

    While I’m normally not too terribly keen on so much of one’s personal information on display like that… any sick, twisted predator can have your whole life on his screen just like that.

    Anna offers some great tips to protect yourself, and a site (cyberangels.org) offering advice, and reporting sick demented individuals to the proper authorities.

    Do NOT sit around expecting “someone else” to blow the whistle…
    YOU DO IT. RIGHT NOW! It’s confidential. Don’t even tell me you did it in my comments box.

    I tested Anna’s methods above on our favorite illiterate, Lisa.

    Oh yes!!! I got everything FROM her welfare case number to the exact lot & trailer park she’s living in. Here’s the aerial shot:
    I’m as surprised at her lavish lifestyle as you are!

    *cracking knuckles*
    I’m just getting warmed up here. šŸ˜€

    Chris Powers II: The spy who stalked me

    Posted on by Eric Brooks

    Oh yeahhhhh BAY-BEEE!!!!
    This week’s brawl is just simply SHAG-A-LICIOUS! You know like all of the good ones… they fester and boil off in a private corner, and finally a catalyst makes it explode in a free for all, and we’re afraid to get our popcorn out of the microwave because God forbid we miss any fun!!!!

    For those of you that feel some altercations should “stay private”. Not in the case of a continuing pattern of a predator. Not when a kid is involved. In other words: “Fuck dat noize!!!”. I’m trying to do my job here. Do you mind?

    Chris Powers -vs- (well, too many people to name)

    Brawl of the WeekSo you all scorned Sara when she kicked Chris off her servers, you just wafted past Robyn’s story in May, and thought Hormonal Bitch was just the coolest site ever, and never asked yourselves “Why was it created?”.

    I know all… I see all… I am privy to more information than some of you people deserve! I’m a WebGod, remember?

    Rather than (yet another) Chris Powers bashfest, and discuss his gift of making women feel uncomfortable and creeped out, and his uh, attention toward underage girls… I also feel in my Digitally Divineā„¢ being that there is a higher lesson to be learned, so here is the story, and judge for yourselves:

    hmmmm…

    Posted on by Eric Brooks

    Dammit… you people need to ignore those posts below.

    Apparently there is some hacker breaking in and writing sappy crap that you people *KNOW* I would never write. I’m evil, I tell you.

    Some rather disturbing news is shockwaving across the web this weekend. I’m still doing research here & will tell you all about it later (oh… as if you people don’t ALREADY know by now!)

    I have to tread lightly, as it involves at least three people who have gone through great pains to keep secret identities in the past year, and major web top secrets are at stake here.

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