Category: Sex and the Workplace

Could be about sex, could be about work, could be about both… who knows until you read it?

Inter-office dating: You’re kidding, right?

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I just finished reading MSN’s 5 Reasons Not To Date Your Co-Worker

First off, you have to be OUT OF YOUR MIND to date a co-worker. It’s one thing to fantasize and drool over them, or even take the temp or intern while she’s bent over the copy machine when no one’s in the room (that’s okay, we all do that every once in a while.).

But getting in a serious relationship with someone you work with is a suicide mission. Simple and plain. Of course I can name two very successful relationships that I know of in real life…

…but let’s not cloud the issues, and ruin a perfectly good rant with facts, ok?

Election aftermath

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Ahh… the people have spoken.

And they are truly idiots.
However, it’s all about choice. That’s what makes America great, right?
Even if dark days, a lot of despair, doom & gloom are ahead of us. And you just gave the enemies the keys to the kingdom. Hey, that’s cool.

You did your civic duty and got out there to vote, and I’m damn proud of you.
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Merry Christmas!

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Yeah, yeah… I know I’m a little behind the times.

(Well, at least in the advertising world, I am. Usually, they have all of their Holiday ads and promotions done by mid-July.)

The Reasons for Christmas Project – Still a work in progress. There’s going to be a major media blitz FROM State Rep. Kelly Lewis’ office any day now, so I’m working day and night to get this sucker out the door with the help of his aide Jon Jorgenson (who’s one cool mofo, I gotta tell you…. and I’m not just saying that because he visits my site, and is most likely reading this.) :0)

Of course the main objective of the site is to raise funds and awareness of PATH (Pocono Area Transitional Housing).

An all-star lineup of world-class musicians FROM the Poconos recorded the CD (We already covered Bob Dorough here. Did you know Phil Woods was the saxophone player on Billy Joel’s “Just The Way You Are”? And he’s won several grammys for his jazz recordings? Neither did I. Well, I’m an moron… what’s YOUR excuse?)
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Stress-Man hits the big time

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I use mascots all over my site. They host different sections here.

Bozilla the Clown makes a cameo here every once in a while and will host my 3D Theatre one of these days. The heavy metal goddess, Randi can be found in my newsletter section. And you see my main dude, CyberPal all over the site.
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Thank you cards….

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I try not to bear my soul online much anymore. It just seems when I’m revealing a little bit of humanity, it serves no other purpose but to hand ammunition to my enemies. But I really gotta share this one:

Yesterday I took on the horrific task of cleaning out this desk.
(Pause for dramatic “GASP”)
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A serious note about prostate cancer

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Well, no. Not really. Maybe, depending on your maturity level.

Personally, I like to consider myself “really mature for a seventh grader”.

Dr. D. links to a story which recommends “preventative care”, and it’s his professional opinion that men “clean their rifles every day to keep prostate cancer at bay.”.
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You STOOPID, bloated sack of PROTOPLASM!

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Excuuuuuuuse me!!!!

I wish to interrupt all your seeeeeerious discussion on seeeeeerious topics to make a brief announcement….

 

REN AND STIMPY ARE COMING BACK!!!

 

 

Found via .:Chapel.Perilous:.
(Is that the most kickass-designed site you’ve seen in a while, or what?)

Plus they read Bad Attitudes.
Have mentioned that I work with Jerome’s brother and niece lately?

Summer’s here

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And the prodigal son comes home…

2Tag comes home
Here’s 2-Tag trying to climb in our windows as he smells dinner cooking. He’s just too cute!

(What were you expecting… a widdle puppy or a kitty cat…ON MY SITE??? That’s it. Fuck you, you’re banned FROM this site for 3 months and two 1/2 days. LEAVE NOW!)
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Mother’s Day Weekend Pt. II

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Actually, this is a paid public service announcement to all married men:

Did you notice this week you were given an awfully large amount of money to take to work for “lunch” in the past few days? Have you noticed a similar pattern during her birthday? When your anniversary was coming up?

You were supposed to buy her a gift.

Yeah, I know she said: “Oh honey, I don’t want anything…really.”

(Please bookmark this entry next time you find yourself on the couch, and you don’t know why.)

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