WHUZZUP!

MySpace is down

Posted on Monday July 24, 2006Wednesday August 2, 2006 by Eric Brooks

HAW! HAW! What else is new?
There was a power outage in L.A. on Saturday, they’ve been under constant malicious hacker attacks (one which Tom urged everyone to upgrade their Flash Player.)

Shit happens. I’ve had sites down for days. It gets ugly! But there’s nothing you can do about it. If you ask me, they wont be back for a few days (if anything, expect intermittent service)…

So me? The opportunistic bastard that I am… I’ve decided that I am taking advantage of Technorati’s 2nd biggest search query to say one simple thing….

JOIN PROBLEM ADULTS!!!!

We’re safer

People will actually read your posts

We find, weed out the creeps and toss them out the door!

We’re run on “Pure Imagination”, we’re not into that “reality” bullshit.

Got a blog? A project? We’ll SHOWCASE it!

We’re FUN!!! And we got an arcade with 300 games!

God… don’t go back to your shitty LiveJournals… PLEASE!
All the cool kids are at Problem Adults right now….

PS: Comments are off until I get control of this site back from comment spammers… you wouldn’t believe the crap I’ve been getting hit with here, my guestbooks, and even my contact forms! Jerkoffs!
Die, Comment Spammers, Die!

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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Is it HOT enough for you, or can I turn this mother f**ker ALL THE WAY UP!!!??!!

Posted on Saturday July 22, 2006Wednesday August 2, 2006 by Eric Brooks

Aw yeah, CyberPals!

Getting started with production of Problem Adults’ FIRST online commercial!!! Continue reading “Is it HOT enough for you, or can I turn this mother f**ker ALL THE WAY UP!!!??!!”

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The Test (OH NO!)

Posted on Wednesday July 19, 2006Monday May 16, 2011 by Eric Brooks

(Too good of a joke not to share… plus I have nothing interesting to write about. -=e=-)

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained the trial to him. “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you’ll be eaten.”

The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?”

The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”

Eric Brooks

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Another Pocono Production!

Posted on Tuesday July 4, 2006Wednesday July 19, 2006 by Eric Brooks

Pocono Production (POH – ko -no Pruh-DUH!!! – k’shen – Noun)

Something of inferior quality
Half-assed
Sucks fucking moose dong

JEBUS EFFING CHRIST! What was the theme at the fireworks show, “How the soldiers in Iraq must feel”????

Not naming names, but we were at a resort for the fireworks show and the imbeciles were firing the damn things right over our heads!!! We’re getting hit with hot shells, and running for our lives as these glowing fiery things were dropping out of the sky.

Then the idiot in charge of the fireworks (let’s just call him “Gomer”) has the AUDACITY to come out and ask us (those not rushed to the hospital for 3rd degree burns) “How did you like the show?”.

Well gee, Gomer… perhaps it would be better if our NICE JEWISH INJURY LAWYER gave you an honest review.

*SIGH*

Well at any rate….

(Except for the Poconos…. you SUCK!!!)

Eric Brooks

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Anyone want a chupacabra? CHEAP?

Posted on Friday June 30, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Ernie the Chupacabra Remember Ernie, my chupacabra?

Maybe I’m paranoid, but I think he’s trying to kill me. A few cats have vanished, and when I ask him he looks at me with his cute widdle glowing red eyes and tries to look innocent.

But I know it’s that little bastard.
And I think I’m next on his list.

I just think he needs a home where he’s loved and understood, so if anyone wants him, please drop me a line. The shelters wont take him because he is not a cat or dog. And don’t worry, he was just neutered (which is part of why I suspect he is trying to kill me.).

Serious inquiries only.

Eric Brooks

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Is it time to build an Ark yet?

Posted on Wednesday June 28, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Damn….
I’m home because there’s no power in East Stroudsburg. It’s been raining uncontrollably on and off for days and they’re closing the roads soon as we’re expecting massive flooding and more power outages.

And damn I’m up in the MOUNTAINS. What’s going on with you guys? (Of course I had to find a way to state “I’m above you”. I’m a prick that way.). What’s going on? It’s like all the CO2 emissions in the air is causing unpredictable weather and mother nature is getting ready to blow all humanity out of her nose like an infectious SNOT! Why isn’t anyone warning us? Why don’t they make a movie or something????

No, I’m not going to see the movie (though I hear it has rave reviews). Documentaries bore the shit out of me and I learned all about Global Warming and the Greenhouse Effect in school.

But I do have to laugh at the very same people who:

Believe life began in the Garden of Eden
Found a quack doctor to state that Terri Schaivo had a “chance at recovery”
Believe 9/11 was because God is pissed at gays and pagans…

… are calling *THIS* a “MYTH”!!! Despite seeing a killer tsunami and several deadly hurricanes the last few years.

HAW!!! HAWW!!! My irony meter is broken here….
Think God is going to swoop down and save mankind from its own stupidity again?
I wouldn’t.

We are so fucked. 😀

Eric Brooks

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Operation: MySpace

Posted on Sunday June 25, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

It doesn’t take a marketing genius to realize that to reach the masses nowadays, you have to GO to the masses. Tommy Lee is doing it. So is my “next-ex-wife”, Bobbi Billard, as well as tons of personalities and anyone looking to hawk their business. Right now, the trend is setting up a MySpace page to augment your web presence.

So why should I and my pet project, Problem Adults be any different?

My Official MySpace site:
http://www.myspace.com/ericbrooksdotcom

Visit Page | Add Me As a Friend

Now why am I saying on the front page that it’s the “Problem Adults invading MySpace”? That’s because there are several of us in there. We’re not only plugging Problem Adults, but ourselves as well (we are ALL about our individuality… we’re not a cult.). There IS no Problem Adults page on MySpace. It’s rough enough keeping up with my stuff. (And look for cameos by the “Adorable BrooksTeens” here and there on my page.) 😀

So if you have a MySpace page… gimme a “holla” ok?

Eric Brooks

Web & Graphic Designer, Blogger, Musician, Evil Clown. I also code websites and promote people for a living. Still kind of a jerk, though. Approach with food.

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MySpace stupidity

Posted on Monday June 19, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

I’m kinda following a few MySpace blogs*, and reading some of them as they go on vitriolic tirades about “fakes”… it’s kind of inspiring me to throw in my thoughts on this (hardly new) phenomenon.

So look for that soon in a SoApBoX near you.
VIVE LA FAKERY!!!!!

When I find time to write it of course. Being gOdOfMiScHiEf and living a quadruple life ain’t as easy as it looks, you know.

PS: * Yes LiveJournals are still banned here. Screw you guys!

Eric Brooks

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Pre-Fathers Day Rant (Thanks for nothing, as usual)

Posted on Saturday June 17, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Would it kill some of you people out there to wish someone a “Happy Fathers Day”?

In their blog comments? In a post? In an E-Card?

Just once? Continue reading “Pre-Fathers Day Rant (Thanks for nothing, as usual)”

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Not Ready To Make Nice

Posted on Saturday June 10, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Taking The Long Way - The Dixie Chicks Wow! I’m listening to an Mp3 of the Dixie Chicks’ “Not Ready To Make Nice”… and I must say I’m impressed! I’ve heard their music before and country/bluegrass isn’t my thing… they’re more polished now, nice crossover-pop feel. I like it!

Seems their 3 year exile did them some good, lots of soul searching, Rick Rubin producing… I have to buy this CD!

Proving once again the RIAA is dead wrong about MP3’s. I like to sample before I buy. And it’s really hard for die hard conservatives to keep screaming their career is over, considering “Taking The Long Way” has been the #1 album on Billboard’s top 200, Country and Canadian charts since it’s debut… LOL!!! (You guys are killing me here!) Continue reading “Not Ready To Make Nice”

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