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Inside my world of mayhem! I am a Problem Adult, what can I say?
The Rat Bastard factor (redux)
** UPDATE: Dec 11th – UH OH! Mark got FARKED-UP! (Hat tip: Kathy K) **
Or perhaps this should be aptly titled “How to wreck your career in one night”
Remember my little rant “The Rat Bastard Factor“?
Well, the tale gets better…
Pazuhanich Charged With Indecent Assault
“Charges have been filed against Monroe County District Attorney Mark Pazuhanich. Now police have issued a warrant for his arrest… Pazuhanich is now charged with four counts, including indecent assault, putting a child in danger and corruption of a minor. ”
In laymen’s terms: He allegedly fondled his own daughter, and was seen by a security guard and a concerned mother, doing it at the Hilary Duff concert last Saturday in Wilkes Barre.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen… welcome to my world.
Only in the Poconos can you get a District Attorney, who was best known for:
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Some parental notes about tonight’s school performance
1. Lady in the row in front of us: No offense, but HOLY SHIT you have the ugliest friggin’ kid I’ve ever seen IN MY LIFE! I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be cruel… but damn! All I wanted to do was toss him a banana and see if this infant can peel it with his feet.
2. Music teachers: Please understand that I have the world of respect for teachers. Especially music teachers. I have no patience. Any one I tried to teach guitar, it usually ends in 15 minutes, as they form a “C” chord wrong and the screaming begins, followed by six weeks of therapy for the poor kid.
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Other than that, how was the Hilary Duff concert?
It states, quite clearly, in the Internet Superhero Code of Ethics & Conduct, section four, subsection 16D:
“Members are strictly forbidden to mock, laugh, gloat, or otherwise partake in joyous behavior at the misery of a nemesis found in a twisted situation of extreme karmic proportions.”
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Why does this cartoon offend Warbloggers, anyway?
Chicken Hawk Down – By Tom Tomorrow
Hee hee haw haw HAAAAAAA!!!!
*falls off chair*
(I’m ok.)
It seemed to have caused a stir a week or two back. (I’m late for the party again, what else is new. But Tom Tomorrow nailed in six panels what I have been trying to say for over a year.).
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The vast center wing conspiracy
One thing I really pride myself on, in the fact that I’ve gotten smacked down by both sides of the political spectrum.
Bleeding Heart Liberals make me puke.
Brownshirt Neo Conservatives make me laugh.
To me, they’re both the same. They’re unrealistically extreme. Detatched FROM any form of reality that I know of. They want to hang a label on you if you disagree with them. They hang on their party’s core beliefs even when it’s clear as day that they’re wrong in a particular issue.
They try to silence you rather than address the issue you brought up.
I’ve heard arguments that the President is not to blame for the current economic conditions, yet we all can look on the Carter years with disgust for the same reasons.
Can’t we all just agree that some people just sucked as Presidents?
I liked Reagan *AND* I liked Clinton. I believe a large portion of their success was the fact that they had a legistlative branch which was dominated by a different party to answer to.
Balance, people.
Do you see the point I’m driving at?
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Happy Thanksgiving!
While it’s largely a American holiday filled with pecan pie, turkey, stuffing, pecan pie, MACY*S parade, ushering in Santa Claus and of course… pecan pie.
I still want to wish all of my good friends around the world a great day, with good food, friends and family. Take the time out to appreciate and give thanks for what you have, rather than what focus on what you don’t have.
You’re more blessed than you realize.
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I’m very sad
… and I have no idea why.
This isn’t me.
Reasons for Christmas Project CD on sale now
Posting will be few and far between for a while. I’m going to skip sending out a WHUZZUPDATE! this month and shoot for an all-out holiday spectacular in December: Featuring strippers, booze and Bible study…. YEAH!
Quick reminder: Sales of the CD goes to help PATH (Pocono Area Transitional Housing), a non-profit organization which helps homeless families with children find a place to live, provides temporary shelter, and gets them back on their feet again.
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If you’re going to do one good deed for the holidays, please consider them. You can also donate a dollar or two at their site via PayPal, and every little bit helps. THANKS!
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CD Contest winner
Wow it was tough… (and it only took a week) but the winner is…
A THREE WAY TIE!!!
(Wow. Like, who didn’t see THAT ONE coming?)
I was waiting to hear FROM my good pal, Jon… who came through for me and got three more copies of The Reasons for Christmas Project.
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Congratz to Jack, Toxiclabrat, and CrazyTracy… WOOHOO!!!!
There’s a page up with all sorts of buttons and stuff to link to the Reasons for Christmas Project.
It’s for a worthy charity called PATH which help homeless families get back on their feet…(You know, those down-on-their-luck types we don’t like to think about during the holidays?)
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