WHUZZUP!

THE WEB GOD SPEAKS!!!!

Posted on Sunday March 19, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

… AND HE SAYS IN A LOUD BOOMING VOICE….

“Jesus Christ I gotta clean the loft today. What a mess!” OY!

My ash tray runneth over. I smoke WAY too damn much.

And cleaning comment spam out of here has become a full time job. (What’s up with the new shit that reads like gibberish?).

~T~ is moving us all on a new server so I’ve been tidying up and backing up all my MySQL data.

Don’t you wish you were me?
Sorry. The position of annoying & sarcastic pain in the ass on the web has already been taken! 😛

But man, speaking of WebGods… are my eyes decieving me? Did I just get a visit by the one and only Mz. Kitty?

I mean, damn… this woman is an internet legend! I remember a time where you couldn’t visit a blog or website that didn’t have her graphics on it! Well, of course I’m still here darling… with all these “Eric Brookses” out there clamoring for this domain name, I ain’t letting it go! 😀

I love when I get emails from some guy named “Eric Brooks”… they’re always amazed to find someone with the same name as them (look in the white pages, genius!). Wonder if all the guys named “Danny Gonzalez” go through this… I had three friends with that name growing up.

Is it me or do all guys named Eric Brooks think they’re the center of the universe? If I irritate you people even HALF as much as these guys do to me… I am SOOOO SORRY!

See a therapist! Maybe we can all get a group discount or something.

Eric Brooks

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Membership has its privileges

Posted on Sunday February 26, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Problem Adults Platinum Card
Well? What are you waiting for? GET YOURS TODAY!

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A day in the life of Eric Brooks

Posted on Tuesday February 21, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

I’m eating a blueberry muffin as my dumb dog is just sitting here waiting for me to share with him. (He’s been here for four months. He REALLY should know better by now!)

I’m blowing crumbs in his face.
He really hates when I do that. Yet he doesn’t move.

STAY TUNED FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE!

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I’ve been neglecting you, haven’t I?

Posted on Saturday February 18, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

I suck.
I know that.

I think I’ll spend the day dropping in on all my cyberpals in the blogosphere and let you guys know I love you, ok?

And if you’re up for some fun, register at Problem Adults. We have HUGE group chats every Wednesday and Saturday nights (that’s tonight!)… make some friends have some fun!

Eric Brooks

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FOUR MILLION VISITORS!!!!

Posted on Thursday February 16, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

WOO HOO! My four millionth visitor walked in today at 10:02:22 AM!

Congratulations! You won a can of Turtle Wax!!!!
Damn, too bad this site was closed for two years, I’d be at 6 million by now.

ICE CREAM PARTY FOR EVERYONE!!!!

In Other News…

PS: Awwww, it seems the pathetic and delusional Wayne Meyers is still obsessing and brooding over me dissing him.

Too bad. I haven’t given you second thought in weeks. You’re not even worth a normal sized font.

Seriously, dude. Get over yourself, seek help, and let it go while you still think you have control over this situation ok? I can make this situation unbearable if I want to.

*points and laughs at this unimportant individual*

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Sick of the cold weather yet?

Posted on Thursday February 9, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Well the gang over at Problem Adults is on one of their infamous “Road Trips” again….

This time to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico!!!!

(You have to be a registered member to access the playground.)

Come join us for warmth, sun, adventure and good friends!!!!!

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Dear Senator Specter: I love you!

Posted on Monday February 6, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Republican Senator reminds Atty General Gonzales ‘President does not have a blank check’

Can I get a HELL YEAH!
Checks and balances, baby! That’s why the power is split in three equal parts in our government.

I can’t express how much this all makes me nervous. I was under the impression that the CIA and the FBI have “watchlists”. They know who the badguys are, they’re keeping tabs on them. So why is this “Surveillance Program” so urgent and vital to the War on Terror?

Now to all the sheep in this country that reason all their rights away with “Go ahead, I’ve got nothing to hide! Nyuk! Nyuk!”. Chew on this:

Specter told Gonzales that even the Supreme Court had ruled that “the president does not have a blank check.” Specter suggested that the program’s legality be reviewed by a special federal court set up by the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

Gonzales then panicked, sputtered more pre-fabricated talking points, rhetoric about how the sky is falling and freaked out as this curveball wasn’t covered in his cue cards from the White House…

So I ask our Federal Government the same question… why not run it past the Federal Court and check it for legalities?

You have nothing to hide, right?

Eric Brooks

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The Muslim World Needs a Chill Pill

Posted on Friday February 3, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

There’s no defending this shit …

You know…

I really want to believe that these militants are a small minority in Islam. I really do.

Fact of the matter is, I *KNOW* no matter what I think of our current policies in the U.S…. No matter how idiotic I find the current administration in the White House…

I wouldn’t last five minutes in that region without someone wanting to make a video of my beheading. All for simply being an American.

Why should I give anyone a level of understanding or sympathy they would never give me?
Continue reading “The Muslim World Needs a Chill Pill”

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Finally… Something political worth talking about!

Posted on Tuesday January 31, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

Now Wulfgar’s and Rabid Sanity’s posts are worth discussing!

For too long the right and left wing in the blogosphere has reduced the other side with straw men and caricatures. You know, right wingers are nazis and left wingers are traitors. Enough already! I became a registered independant back in 2002 because I couldn’t take this partisan bullshit.

I’ve also seen time and time again someone critical of the Bush administration get instantly shut up when asked the question: “Well, you complain a lot… but what is YOUR solution to the problem?”

So here you have an intelligent discussion by intelligent people that clearly respect each other’s views… and unlike many right/left sites, they actually want to HEAR what the other side has to say.

KUDOS TO THE BOTH OF YOU!
The old adage “You’re either part of the solution, or you’re part of the problem” immediately comes to mind.

Me? I’m part of the “I’m tired of all the bullshit” brigade. 😀

Eric Brooks

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Oh no! My account is locked from ebay (again)!

Posted on Friday January 27, 2006Sunday June 5, 2011 by Eric Brooks

How odd, considering I don’t have an ebay account as far as I know of. Yet, I get this email once a week!

Your account is locked from eBay
You have been locked from eBay because our records indicate your account was involved in activities that violate our policies.
If you feel you have been locked in error or want to appeal this decision by providing additional information, please contact us. *

An email regarding this was sent to you in your e-mail.
To confirm your unlock on file at eBay, just click the button below:
**

This will confirm to eBay that your account is working.

Sure it will!!!! LMAO!!!!

* Link to contact “ebay” goes to http:// www.singin-now.go.ro/come-to-become-an-power-seller in-respect-reconoscare-rewared.html

** Button image originates from http://www.geocities.com/syllvesttre/Questions/
And the link goes to http://sign.in.now.home.ro/eBayISAPIsigninebay.html

oooookay……
If at this point you don’t know what a phishing scam is, you’re hopeless.
And honestly, anyone who clicks on those links in their email *DESERVES* what happens to them. 🙁

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This time to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico!!!!

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